What kind of MP3 player do you buy a one and a half year old
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Product Description:
Whether it is time to play or nap, parents can soothe their tots with the latest in nursery entertainment. The Made for Me MP3 Music Player is an MP3 player that allows parents to customize music to their baby's developmental and personality needs.
This Toys R Us exclusive lets parents play songs from a pre-recorded library of 50 songs and sound effects, create personalized play lists (like an upbeat playlist for playtime, or a soothing playlist for quiet time), transfer tunes from CDs and the Internet, or even record their own voice.
The colorful MP3 Music Player easily attaches to a crib and also has a built-in handle for convenient on-the-go listening. The playful animal-themed cover puts a friendly face in baby's view, and the colorful lightshow is sure to mesmerize little ones.
The MP3 Music Player comes with MP3 unit, player cover, software installation CD, USB cable and instructions. The removable MP3 unit can be used in any of the Made for Me toys, including the 2-in-1 Infant Gym and the Day to Dream Soother.
Manufacturer's Age: Birth and up
Our Recommended Age: Birth - 5 years
Color: Pink
it plays lullabyes and has room to put some of her favorite songs and stuff on
I don't understand this weird apple craze. Apple Butter, Applewood Bacon
This all seems silly to me.
Motherfucking apple wine. Shit is delicious, son:
Does it still taste like wine? Cause Im not too keen on wine other than cookin with it.
And apple butter is one of the most delicious things on the face of the earth.
It's very light and tastes of apples, then you drink a fuckton of it because hey, it's pretty light, then an hour later the shit hits you like a motherfucking brick and you're drunk out of your god damned mind.
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she plays it on her mp3 player all fucking day long
god damnit
I love you.
Jesus
Shibbypoodle... why would you ask such a dumb question? I mean really.
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What do you have to say to that?
Is your daughter a mutant CrackedLens?
It's the Mickey's Hornet.
Scrambled cheese eggs, bacon, and toast with apple butter.
It was awesome.
Jordan of Elienor, Human Shaman
Make me a breakfast worthy of my love.
This all seems silly to me.
And why is her name friggin?
Just get a burger at 8 in the morning and I'm content.
Blueberry crepes filled with blackberry preserves, shirred eggs with blue food coloring, and big ol links of sausage arranged to look like dongs.
Jordan of Elienor, Human Shaman
It is an experimental stew
it plays lullabyes and has room to put some of her favorite songs and stuff on
its actually pretty cool
Motherfucking apple wine. Shit is delicious, son:
she's a special girl
Does it still taste like wine? Cause Im not too keen on wine other than cookin with it.
And apple butter is one of the most delicious things on the face of the earth.
Jordan of Elienor, Human Shaman
Take me now.
*UNF UNF UNF UNF*
Jordan of Elienor, Human Shaman
This.
So many times this.
Jordan of Elienor, Human Shaman
It's very light and tastes of apples, then you drink a fuckton of it because hey, it's pretty light, then an hour later the shit hits you like a motherfucking brick and you're drunk out of your god damned mind.
It is the best.