I have a buddy who has had, like, seven or eight STDs over the course of his lifetime. Clean at the moment, but no telling how long that'll last.
He's also been with somewhere in the neighborhood of 250 girls, and hates condoms.
He's kind of an idiot.
why are you friends with him again
Because he's honestly one of the funniest people I have ever met. And insanely charismatic.
And always has a buddy's back, no matter what.
But one time he grabbed my extremely nice video camera out of my room without permission so that he could tape himself fucking a stripper. That was uncool.
inflammation of the foreskin
reminds me of your smile...:whistle:
I was wondering how long that would take.
I have more.
She told me her name was Yvette. Oh Yeah
I met her on the internet. Oh No
But she said that it's ok
cause she's been tes-ted.
Her Deuce was wild
But my Ace was high
But how was I to know
That she'd been dealt with before
Said she'd never had a Full House
But I should have known
From the tattoo on her left leg
And the garter on her right
She'd have the card to bring me down
If she played it right
I think from now on the first question I'll ask on dates is whether or not the girl has an STD. She'll either laugh or say yes I think and then I can plan ahead.
edit: This doesn't even make any sense. I think I might be infected already.
The best part is that the majority of the STD's are genital warts and there's a vaccination for it! Hooray for a lack of preventative medicine!
HPV can cause genital warts, unfortunately it can also cause cervical cancer and other damage to the reproductive organs in women, leading to sterility...
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Oh wait.
shit.
man, you have cooties.
Not I
I had my cootie shot
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He's also been with somewhere in the neighborhood of 250 girls, and hates condoms.
He's kind of an idiot.
reminds me of your smile...:whistle:
why are you friends with him again
I did!
I even got the square square square square now I have it everywhere part
But I didn't get the knife knife knife knife now I have it all my life part, so I have to get a new cootie shot every year.
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I was wondering how long that would take.
Because he's honestly one of the funniest people I have ever met. And insanely charismatic.
And always has a buddy's back, no matter what.
But one time he grabbed my extremely nice video camera out of my room without permission so that he could tape himself fucking a stripper. That was uncool.
I have more.
She told me her name was Yvette. (Oh Yeah)
I met her on the internet. (Oh No)
But she said that it's ok
cause she's been tes-ted.
Her Deuce was wild
But my Ace was high
But how was I to know
That she'd been dealt with before
Said she'd never had a Full House
But I should have known
From the tattoo on her left leg
And the garter on her right
She'd have the card to bring me down
If she played it right
but i am 1/3 out of those things
and i am std free
i was in fact just tested about 3 weeks ago
spay or neuter your teenager, folks
edit: This doesn't even make any sense. I think I might be infected already.
That's what I'm hearing.
Probably not, because it is a lie.
By the way... do NOT GIS for trichomoniasis or human papillomavirus or chlamydia.. oh god my eyes... brb to wash them out with hydrochloric acid...
Because god damn, 1 in 5 doesn't seem right. o.o
"nationally representative" means they should be a good sample of teenage women from all over the country.
Though the rates may be even higher because they didn't test for syphilis, gonorrhea or HIV ...
Scary isn't it? It means that like... you see a group of girls at the mall buying ice cream? BAM one of them has crotch rot.
"Of girls who had just one lifetime sexual partner, 20 percent had at least one STD."
that's horrible
I have no STDs and I've had sex with like four hundred people
in a row?
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aww boo sheri.