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Girls have cooties, it's true, it's science.

jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
edited March 2008 in Singularity Engine++
Yep, finally medical research has proven it - girls are icky!

That is, the first national (US) study shows that ONE IN FOUR American teenage girls are infected with at least one S.T.D.

O_o

That figure jumps to nearly half for black girls...

Less for white girls, 20%... but that's still 1 in 5 ...

15% of those have more than one STD. D:

Good thing religious right-wing whackos lobby our schools to withold info about condoms from the youngins! AWESOME JOB THANKS. :^:

EWWW!!
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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Well. I don't have a joke for this one.

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  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I didn;t know lice looked like that

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    do babies count

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2008
    15%? Oh damn.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Fuck em.




    Oh wait.


    shit.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I thought this was going to be about Girl Scout Cookies.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Hittin' that shit raw, dog. Fuckin' with hats off.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The news in this damned country just keeps getting worse and worser.

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  • TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    jwalk wrote: »

    15% of all girls, almost 1 in 7, have more than one STD. D:
    Not quite true. The article says 15% of girls with an STD carry more than one. So it's more like 3% of all girls.

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  • BbajBbaj Registered User
    edited March 2008
    Dear god.

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  • <3&lt;3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    What're the stats for dudes? o.O

    man, you have cooties.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    What're the stats for dudes? o.O

    man, you have cooties.

    Not I

    I had my cootie shot

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I fucking knew it

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Not I

    I had my cootie shot
    OBJECTION

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I have a buddy who has had, like, seven or eight STDs over the course of his lifetime. Clean at the moment, but no telling how long that'll last.

    He's also been with somewhere in the neighborhood of 250 girls, and hates condoms.

    He's kind of an idiot.

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  • SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    inflammation of the foreskin
    reminds me of your smile...
    :whistle:

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I have a buddy who has had, like, seven or eight STDs over the course of his lifetime. Clean at the moment, but no telling how long that'll last.

    He's also been with somewhere in the neighborhood of 250 girls, and hates condoms.

    He's kind of an idiot.

    why are you friends with him again

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Not I

    I had my cootie shot
    OBJECTION

    I did!

    I even got the square square square square now I have it everywhere part

    But I didn't get the knife knife knife knife now I have it all my life part, so I have to get a new cootie shot every year.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    inflammation of the foreskin
    reminds me of your smile...
    :whistle:

    I was wondering how long that would take.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I have a buddy who has had, like, seven or eight STDs over the course of his lifetime. Clean at the moment, but no telling how long that'll last.

    He's also been with somewhere in the neighborhood of 250 girls, and hates condoms.

    He's kind of an idiot.

    why are you friends with him again

    Because he's honestly one of the funniest people I have ever met. And insanely charismatic.

    And always has a buddy's back, no matter what.

    But one time he grabbed my extremely nice video camera out of my room without permission so that he could tape himself fucking a stripper. That was uncool.

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  • edited March 2008
    yet another reason to become gay (AIDS notwithstanding)

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The best part is that the majority of the STD's are genital warts and there's a vaccination for it! Hooray for a lack of preventative medicine!

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  • SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    inflammation of the foreskin
    reminds me of your smile...
    :whistle:

    I was wondering how long that would take.

    I have more.

    She told me her name was Yvette. (Oh Yeah)
    I met her on the internet. (Oh No)
    But she said that it's ok
    cause she's been tes-ted.

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    inflammation of the foreskin
    reminds me of your smile...
    :whistle:

    I was wondering how long that would take.

    I have more.

    She told me her name was Yvette. Oh Yeah
    I met her on the internet. Oh No
    But she said that it's ok
    cause she's been tes-ted.

    Her Deuce was wild
    But my Ace was high
    But how was I to know
    That she'd been dealt with before
    Said she'd never had a Full House
    But I should have known
    From the tattoo on her left leg
    And the garter on her right
    She'd have the card to bring me down
    If she played it right

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    well i am not an american teenage girl
    but i am 1/3 out of those things
    and i am std free
    i was in fact just tested about 3 weeks ago

    spay or neuter your teenager, folks

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I think from now on the first question I'll ask on dates is whether or not the girl has an STD. She'll either laugh or say yes I think and then I can plan ahead.

    edit: This doesn't even make any sense. I think I might be infected already.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    I did!

    I even got the square square square square now I have it everywhere part

    But I didn't get the knife knife knife knife now I have it all my life part, so I have to get a new cootie shot every year.
    Are you saying that you want me to cut you?

    That's what I'm hearing.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Did you know the concept of a 'cooties shot' originally referred to vaginal intercourse?




    Probably not, because it is a lie.

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  • MaydayMayday generation three hybrid Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I bet this study was sponsored by condom makers. Those sinners should burn in hell.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The only burning is in the urethra

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The picture is of the trichomoniasis virus.

    By the way... do NOT GIS for trichomoniasis or human papillomavirus or chlamydia.. oh god my eyes... brb to wash them out with hydrochloric acid...

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    The best part is that the majority of the STD's are genital warts and there's a vaccination for it! Hooray for a lack of preventative medicine!
    HPV can cause genital warts, unfortunately it can also cause cervical cancer and other damage to the reproductive organs in women, leading to sterility...

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I bet I know what is skewing the numbers. Probably some small ghetto town where there are a handful of crack addicts that have 800+ diseases...

    Because god damn, 1 in 5 doesn't seem right. o.o

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    "findings were based on data from 838 girls who took part in a nationally representative health survey in 2003 and 2004"

    "nationally representative" means they should be a good sample of teenage women from all over the country.

    Though the rates may be even higher because they didn't test for syphilis, gonorrhea or HIV ...

    Scary isn't it? It means that like... you see a group of girls at the mall buying ice cream? BAM one of them has crotch rot.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    holy shit

    "Of girls who had just one lifetime sexual partner, 20 percent had at least one STD."

    that's horrible

    I have no STDs and I've had sex with like four hundred people

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    holy shit

    "Of girls who had just one lifetime sexual partner, 20 percent had at least one STD."

    that's horrible

    I have no STDs and I've had sex with like four hundred people

    in a row?

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    well no there was the one time I had sex with a lion, that broke my streak

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  • telcustelcus Registered User
    edited March 2008
    in a row?

    aww boo sheri.

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