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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Four hundred people

    Kate's been lezzing out

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    well no there was the one time I had sex with a lion, that broke my streak
    it was a roaring good time

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Kate

    Kate is Dan there

    Is he typing at your keyboard

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Hey Kate, try not to have sex on the way through the parking lot.

    HEY YOU GET BACK HERE

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    Cowboy-BebopCowboy-Bebop Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Isn't it something like 85% of women have HPV at least once in their lifetime?

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Obviously the rates among teenage boys must be nearly as high.

    These girls can't all be getting it from toilet seats and doorknobs and such.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    well no there was the one time I had sex with a lion, that broke my streak
    it was a roaring good time

    you should be prideful of your accomplishments

    it should be the mane thing on your resume

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    well no there was the one time I had sex with a lion, that broke my streak
    it was a roaring good time

    you should be prideful of your accomplishments

    it should be the mane thing on your resume

    I'm simbathetic to your sex addiction

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Boooooooooooo

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    And do they seriously mean one in four girls aged 13-19 have an STD?

    Because that is fucked up beyond comprehension.

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I think that's how AIDS started.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Boooooooooooo

    kitties got claws

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    And do they seriously mean one in four girls aged 13-19 have an STD?

    Because that is fucked up beyond comprehension.
    YES.

    26% - aged 14-19 actually... I dunno, they didn't include 13 yo.s

    48% of black girls
    20% of white
    20% of Mexican

    26% overall

    It's very fucked up. I couldn't believe it when I read it - at first I thought it must have been a world-wide study or something...
    Nope, US only. Even more surprising really was that this study was the FIRST of its kind...? Uh what took em so long?

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    jwalk wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    And do they seriously mean one in four girls aged 13-19 have an STD?

    Because that is fucked up beyond comprehension.
    YES.

    26% actually.

    48% of black girls
    20% of white
    20% of Mexican

    26% overall

    It's very fucked up. I couldn't believe it when I read it - at first I thought it must have been a world-wide study or something...
    Nope, US only. Even more surprising really was that this study was the FIRST of its kind...? Uh what took em so long?

    We can't have dirty, nasty sociologists asking about something they shouldn't be doing anyways?

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    It really grates on me when people say "Teenagers" and they really only mean 17-18 year olds.

    #pipe on
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    holy shit

    "Of girls who had just one lifetime sexual partner, 20 percent had at least one STD."

    that's horrible

    I have no STDs and I've had sex with like four hundred people

    in a row?

    A little forced, but you get points because I like the movie

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    holy shit

    "Of girls who had just one lifetime sexual partner, 20 percent had at least one STD."

    that's horrible

    I have no STDs and I've had sex with like four hundred people

    in a row?

    A little forced, but you get points because I like the movie

    That wasn't forced at all

    In fact, someone made the exact same joke right after I did

    You just suck, Javen!

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    and then I provided the follow through.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    oh god you guys with the puns on page 2

    the best puns

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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Whoever was talking about the HPV vaccine.

    The vaccine is only for most of the strains that cause cervical cancer, not the strains that cause genital warts.

    So you can still get them even if you were vaccinated against HPV.

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Well does herpes count?

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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Malkor wrote: »
    Well does herpes count?

    The study included herpes, but only if it was genital herpes.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Do babies count?

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Babies aren't a disease, they're an Affliction.

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    telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    You cast Decurse on Wife.
    Decurse removed Baby.

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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    My one professor always referred to babies a tumor

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    It makes sense that the STD rate would be way higher among girls who've only had one long-time partner.

    Because who's gonna be more likely to convince some girl he has "a latex allergy" - random bar dude, or long time boyfriend?

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    ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    telcus wrote: »
    You cast Decurse on Wife.
    Decurse removed Baby.

    this post made my freaking day.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    well no there was the one time I had sex with a lion, that broke my streak
    it was a roaring good time

    you should be prideful of your accomplishments

    it should be the mane thing on your resume

    I'm simbathetic to your sex addiction

    gotta be careful with the kinky stuff, you might get scarred

    Garlic Bread on
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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Theidar wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    Well does herpes count?

    The study included herpes, but only if it was genital herpes.

    Genital herpes is the only herpes I'm afraid of.

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    wanna hear the worst of it?

    roughly half the girls polled said they had sex. of those, 40% had an STD.

    so basically, if you have sex with a teenage girl there's almost a 50/50 chance she's got the fuckin jack.

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I wanna hear the results of say, women 25-35 y/o.

    cuz I don't have sex with teenagers that often any more...

    I swear, your honor.
    she looked 18

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    ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    we can bone, first i need to see some proof of age and i need you to submit to a physical exam by a gyno of my choice.

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Zephos wrote: »
    we can bone, first i need to see some proof of age and i need you to submit to a physical exam by a gyno of my choice.

    RON PAUL

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited March 2008
    id hit it with like 6 condoms and a garage bag

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    VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    classy top of page

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    well no there was the one time I had sex with a lion, that broke my streak
    it was a roaring good time

    you should be prideful of your accomplishments

    it should be the mane thing on your resume

    I'm simbathetic to your sex addiction

    gotta be careful with the kinky stuff, you might get scarred

    I hear wam likes to get rafreaki sometimes

    Meissnerd on
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    QuirkQuirk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    You know what scares me? This survey is fucking scary enough on its own but I apparently live in the city with the highest rate of STDs amongst teens in the Western world (unless it's just Europe and I'm losing it) so god knows how hight the rates are here

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    well no there was the one time I had sex with a lion, that broke my streak
    it was a roaring good time

    you should be prideful of your accomplishments

    it should be the mane thing on your resume

    I'm simbathetic to your sex addiction

    gotta be careful with the kinky stuff, you might get scarred

    I hear wam likes to get rafreaki sometimes

    I'll bet you were stewing for a good three hours trying to come up with that pun

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    It just came to me, actually. wam/keith is/are my muse/s

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