I hate to resuscitate this dying thread but I thought I would enlighten you all to what happened, at least at what I can piece together.
My parents are getting a divorce a bloo bloo bloo
Aside from this my mom decided it might be a good idea to try ONLINE DATING, which is like trying to forcibly wrap a wrinkly old withered vagina onto a perfectly nice penis, or something. She met this guy from Spain, I've heard his sultry Spaniard voice but his name is Taylor or Tristan or some shit. Well he and my mother always had little 'phone-dates' for a good 4-5 months.
Then he e-mailed her saying "Gimme $20,000 and I'll give you $3.2million." My mother, being the somewhat slow old lady that she is, happily agreed.
Now that last part is what she said to her friends, but I seriously think she is still lying and all that shit. And honestly I am pretty mad at her for doing all of this. $20,000 was all she had to her name by the way. She ain't a working girl.
holy crap is your mom indigoapocalypse?
$20,000? Yeah, one sec, I have it in cash, in a bag, in my car.
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I hate to resuscitate this dying thread but I thought I would enlighten you all to what happened, at least at what I can piece together.
My parents are getting a divorce a bloo bloo bloo
Aside from this my mom decided it might be a good idea to try ONLINE DATING, which is like trying to forcibly wrap a wrinkly old withered vagina onto a perfectly nice penis, or something. She met this guy from Spain, I've heard his sultry Spaniard voice but his name is Taylor or Tristan or some shit. Well he and my mother always had little 'phone-dates' for a good 4-5 months.
Then he e-mailed her saying "Gimme $20,000 and I'll give you $3.2million." My mother, being the somewhat slow old lady that she is, happily agreed.
Now that last part is what she said to her friends, but I seriously think she is still lying and all that shit. And honestly I am pretty mad at her for doing all of this. $20,000 was all she had to her name by the way. She ain't a working girl.
holy crap is your mom indigoapocalypse?
$20,000? Yeah, one sec, I have it in cash, in a bag, in my car.
When I was in high school I worked at Safeway for a few summers. One time, I overheard this girl talking about how she had gotten an email telling her that a long-lost relative had died and that she was going to inherit a ton of money and blah blah blah.
She was ecstatic. Even though it wasn't my place as an employee at a grocery store, I tried to explain to her that it was almost certainly a scam. She didn't seem to believe me.
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Aw Veretas, that is even more horrible.
I am writing a rap for you; it is about your vengeance against the Spaniard.
I hate to resuscitate this dying thread but I thought I would enlighten you all to what happened, at least at what I can piece together.
My parents are getting a divorce a bloo bloo bloo
Aside from this my mom decided it might be a good idea to try ONLINE DATING, which is like trying to forcibly wrap a wrinkly old withered vagina onto a perfectly nice penis, or something. She met this guy from Spain, I've heard his sultry Spaniard voice but his name is Taylor or Tristan or some shit. Well he and my mother always had little 'phone-dates' for a good 4-5 months.
Then he e-mailed her saying "Gimme $20,000 and I'll give you $3.2million." My mother, being the somewhat slow old lady that she is, happily agreed.
Now that last part is what she said to her friends, but I seriously think she is still lying and all that shit. And honestly I am pretty mad at her for doing all of this. $20,000 was all she had to her name by the way. She ain't a working girl.
I don't want to be rude or nothing.
But damn that is straight up stupid.
My grandparents were very shocked when we told them that the Nigerian scam email they got was... well, a scam.
"But that poor man! He needs to move his money and he came to us!"
I hate to resuscitate this dying thread but I thought I would enlighten you all to what happened, at least at what I can piece together.
My parents are getting a divorce a bloo bloo bloo
Aside from this my mom decided it might be a good idea to try ONLINE DATING, which is like trying to forcibly wrap a wrinkly old withered vagina onto a perfectly nice penis, or something. She met this guy from Spain, I've heard his sultry Spaniard voice but his name is Taylor or Tristan or some shit. Well he and my mother always had little 'phone-dates' for a good 4-5 months.
Then he e-mailed her saying "Gimme $20,000 and I'll give you $3.2million." My mother, being the somewhat slow old lady that she is, happily agreed.
Now that last part is what she said to her friends, but I seriously think she is still lying and all that shit. And honestly I am pretty mad at her for doing all of this. $20,000 was all she had to her name by the way. She ain't a working girl.
I don't want to be rude or nothing.
But damn that is straight up stupid.
My grandparents were very shocked when we told them that the Nigerian scam email they got was... well, a scam.
"But that poor man! He needs to move his money and he came to us!"
So do we have someone taking odds on whether this is all actually just an elaborate scam by Veretas to have us raise money to replace the cash his mum 'lost'?
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$20,000? Yeah, one sec, I have it in cash, in a bag, in my car.
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good times
I need to go to the store, let me borrow yo' car
If enough people follow my example and do it, you will have quite a bit more than $5.
No I meant for Vers himself. So that he can buy himself a game or something to keep his mind off of all the stupid fucking shit going on.
why not offer him a wowwy pop
My mom has bipolar, and when she goes manic, my dad takes control of the budget because my mom does stupid shit with the money when she's manic.
Vere also said that she's heavily medicated for said bipolar. Medication can really fuck up your judgment.
That's a 250% return, so I'm pretty happy.
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it's kind of retarded, but it keeps him from making the several hundred dollar sporting bets he's always talking about
well if he gets a wowwy pop then i wanna wowwy pop
She was ecstatic. Even though it wasn't my place as an employee at a grocery store, I tried to explain to her that it was almost certainly a scam. She didn't seem to believe me.
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I am writing a rap for you; it is about your vengeance against the Spaniard.
Spaniards are believed to be involved
there may or may not have been a loss of money.
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Veretas' mother shoulda dreamt for that.
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My grandparents were very shocked when we told them that the Nigerian scam email they got was... well, a scam.
"But that poor man! He needs to move his money and he came to us!"
So it's not so uncommon.
The internet is the biggest lie on the planet.
Except for wikipedia.
Hey remember when Zero "went manic" in X5?
Shit.
Wow.
Did she actually part with any monies?
About $20k to some spaniard.
I don't have the sound on and that's still priceless
someone kill her