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ITT Zen is so [chat]tin' hungover

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Our company's English teacher is Irish.

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    jotatejotate Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Tools -> Options... -> Advanced -> General -> "Check my spelling as I type"

    You probably already checked that, but just in case.

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Not saying Irish are drunks but last year the FDNY got moved to the end of the parade cuz they had a habit of all showing up drunk.

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    ???

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Could be that your dictionary files have vanished. It happened on one of our spectrometer computers the other week.

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    wawkinwawkin Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Tav wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    You do know that we're not controlled by the church anymore, right? We are allowed divorce and condoms now...
    I'm fairly sure that Saint's days are still the domain of the church not the state.

    No one thinks of it as a religious holiday anymore. If the Church said that it wasn't going ahead this year, everyone would still have a day off and no one would care.
    Here's the BBC's stance. So you did still get the day off?

    Yeah, everyone got the day off.... but I'm off nyway because of Easter school holidays.

    I wish I had the day off for St. Patty's. That would have allowed me to continue the drinking binge for 2 more days!

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Let's celebrate one of the most fast-rising technology countries in the world by reminding them that they're a bunch of drunk fucks!

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Humbuggler. Craigslist ad in the t4w section, titled 'transgirl for realgirl,' which explicitly mentions like three times that I don't want to hear from any creepy older men, received only five responses over its runtime

    five responses all from creepy older men. :|

    Also, good morning

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I just have to imagine that the vast majority of people searching for those kinds of things on craigslist are creepy old men.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Dear God the internet here is awful.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Dear God the internet is awful.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Today in useless charts:

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Goooooood morning.

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I just have to imagine that the vast majority of people searching for those kinds of things on craigslist are creepy old men.
    It's true! But it still gets to one, because the heart cannot help but hit high notes when the little (1) appears next to one's e-mail tab.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Morning, various peeps.

    What I want to say is: Blaaaargggh!

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I just have to imagine that the vast majority of people searching for those kinds of things on craigslist are creepy old men.

    i don't think so. I met some very nice people on there willing to pee on my feet

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
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    TO ALL GAYS HERE:

    I am willing to let you practice on my dick for your boyfriends. One time offer for St. Patty's day!

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    celebrate leprechauns

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Zen: O_o

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I KNEW IT

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    stilist wrote: »
    Today in useless charts:

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    :^:

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    searching for people on craigslist. el oh el.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    stilist wrote: »
    celebrate leprechauns

    They are mighty good at sucking dicks.

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Hum, so I walked 4.5 miles to go to Gamestop the other day

    it's only an additional 1.5 miles to reach a Target

    Target is a useful store

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    TO ALL GAYS HERE:

    I am willing to practice on your dicks for my girlfriend.

    It's not the same I know but I figure the skills must transfer, right?

    Like playing Rock Band transfers to real instruments. Right?

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    stilist wrote: »
    celebrate leprechauns

    They are mighty good at sucking dicks.

    Floor blowers.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    stilist wrote: »
    Today in useless charts:

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    Oh no, my networks!

    Quick, hack the IP's!

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    When I told someone that there was barely any transference between guitar hero and a real guitar they gave me a look like I had just dashed all their hopes and dreams upon the brutal rocks of reality.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    When I told someone that there was barely any transference between guitar hero and a real guitar they gave me a look like I had just dashed all their hopes and dreams upon the brutal rocks of reality.

    Give them a one stringed and guitar and just maybe they can try and play something.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    When I told someone that there was barely any transference between guitar hero and a real guitar they gave me a look like I had just dashed all their hopes and dreams upon the brutal rocks of reality.

    Thus, they became drummers!

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    When I told someone that there was barely any transference between guitar hero and a real guitar they gave me a look like I had just dashed all their hopes and dreams upon the brutal rocks of reality.

    Give them a one stringed guitar with only five frets and just maybe they can try and play something.

    :P

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    jotatejotate Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    When I told someone that there was barely any transference between guitar hero and a real guitar they gave me a look like I had just dashed all their hopes and dreams upon the brutal rocks of reality.

    Thus, they became drummers!

    Hey, fuck you.

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    When I told someone that there was barely any transference between guitar hero and a real guitar they gave me a look like I had just dashed all their hopes and dreams upon the brutal rocks of reality.

    Give them a one stringed guitar with only five frets and just maybe they can try and play something.

    :P

    It's crappy because there's plenty of transference to Rock Band, but none from. My roommate started on Expert, but when I get to Expert I'm not going to be able to play his guitar.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    It's ok jotate, at least you're not a bassist or something.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    When I told someone that there was barely any transference between guitar hero and a real guitar they gave me a look like I had just dashed all their hopes and dreams upon the brutal rocks of reality.

    Thus, they became drummers!

    Man drums are hard!

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    It's crappy because there's plenty of transference to Rock Band, but none from. My roommate started on Expert, but when I get to Expert I'm not going to be able to play his guitar.

    I often hear guitarists complaining that some songs in guitar hero are actually harder to play in the game than they are in reality.

    Also, yeah, I couldn't drum my way out of a wet paper bag.

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    Vrtra TheoryVrtra Theory Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Playing a Rock Band guitar does make my left hand feel a lot like it did when I played a real guitar. But it actually made me worse at playing a real guitar (if such a thing was possible.)

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    On expert mode yea some songs are harder to play then the actual guitar. :P

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    It's crappy because there's plenty of transference to Rock Band, but none from. My roommate started on Expert, but when I get to Expert I'm not going to be able to play his guitar.

    I often hear guitarists complaining that some songs in guitar hero are actually harder to play in the game than they are in reality.

    Also, yeah, I couldn't drum my way out of a wet paper bag.

    I know people who can't play GH for shit but play an awesome Raining Blood.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    jotate wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    When I told someone that there was barely any transference between guitar hero and a real guitar they gave me a look like I had just dashed all their hopes and dreams upon the brutal rocks of reality.
    Thus, they became drummers!
    Hey, fuck you.
    What do you do with a musician who can't play?
    Give him two sticks and make him a drummer.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    jotate wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    When I told someone that there was barely any transference between guitar hero and a real guitar they gave me a look like I had just dashed all their hopes and dreams upon the brutal rocks of reality.

    Thus, they became drummers!

    Hey, fuck you.

    You look like your av...? :P

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