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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    RIDE OR DIE

    ARRRRFFF ARRFFFF GRRRRRRRRR

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The Dog will kick your ass in Def Jam Vendetta

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    shank you're never on aim anymore baby

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    How many arms does it take to defeat DMX?

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    shank you're never on aim anymore baby

    I know I know

    I rarely have the time or the inclination

    because I swear to god every time I get on AIM I am accosted by some random douchebag/slut from school that I wish did not have my AIM address and I do not want to be in a conversation in

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Ubik wrote: »
    How many arms does it take to defeat DMX?

    Two - one to screw in the lightbulb and one to pitbull.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    shank you're never on aim anymore baby

    I know I know

    I rarely have the time or the inclination

    because I swear to god every time I get on AIM I am accosted by some random douchebag/slut from school that I wish did not have my AIM address and I do not want to be in a conversation in

    ignore people

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I always do

    it's like five minutes of me going "yeah uh-huh great" and then "gotta go" and ignore

    if they have multiple screen names I get a reputation as an asshole pretty quickly

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    FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Invisible mode yo;

    Talk to those you want to.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Fabricate wrote: »
    Invisible mode yo;

    Talk to those you want to.

    that's nice but people with trillian or gaim see right through that shit, fuck

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    man i just dont respond to people

    unless i fee like it

    everyone just thinks i forget to put up my away message

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Fabricate wrote: »
    Invisible mode yo;

    Talk to those you want to.

    that's nice but people with trillian or gaim see right through that shit, fuck

    I don't see through invisible mode with Trillian. I mean, I know which people are often invisible and how to test them, but I don't see through it.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    I'm sure upstanding gentlemen like Graves feel embarrassed because of people like DMX


    Or I could be completely wrong.

    I happen to like his music quite a bit.

    But yeah he's pretty n[word]ish.

    I let it slide only because he puts out fresh tracks with phat beats.

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    canemaquiluscanemaquilus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Karnack wrote: »
    That gentleman seems woefully under-informed about the current state of american politics.


    Are you kidding? Did you miss this bit?

    Reporter dumbass: But Bush pretty much…
    DMX: You think Bush is making fuckin’ decisions?

    Reporter dumbass:
    He did, yeah, he fucked up the country.

    DMX: 0He act like he making decisions. He could barely speak! He could barely fuckin’ speak!
    Can’t be serious. He ain’t making no damn decisions.

    ITT DMX is on the money.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Karnack wrote: »
    That gentleman seems woefully under-informed about the current state of american politics.


    Are you kidding? Did you miss this bit?

    Reporter dumbass: But Bush pretty much…
    DMX: You think Bush is making fuckin’ decisions?

    Reporter dumbass:
    He did, yeah, he fucked up the country.

    DMX: 0He act like he making decisions. He could barely speak! He could barely fuckin’ speak!
    Can’t be serious. He ain’t making no damn decisions.

    ITT DMX is on the money.

    Uhh

    Uhh

    Did you read the rest of the interview? Also DMX is one to criticize someone for being barely able to speak.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    NWO Loose Change Alex Jones

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    man i just dont respond to people

    unless i fee like it

    everyone just thinks i forget to put up my away message

    this is probably what I should do

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Why can't the pot call the kettle black?

    If I'm a stupid motherfucker and I call you a stupid motherfucker that doesn't mean you (or myself) aren't.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    SOMEBODY PLEASE...

    GET JA RULE ON THE PHONE

    #pipe on
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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    SOMEBODY PLEASE...

    GET JA RULE ON THE PHONE

    WHERE IS JA?

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Anjin

    picking up what I'm throwing down.

    High Five.

    #pipe on
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    canemaquiluscanemaquilus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    StraightZi wrote:
    Also DMX is one to criticize someone for being barely able to speak.

    The differences between their levels of eloquence are not as high as they ought to be.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    Anjin

    picking up what I'm throwing down.

    High Five.

    what the fuck is juice

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    StraightZi wrote:
    Also DMX is one to criticize someone for being barely able to speak.

    The differences between their levels of eloquence are not as high as they ought to be.

    Yeah those sure are some

    high differences
    what?

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    canemaquiluscanemaquilus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Fine... not as profound, whatever. I've been up for 36 hours writing a paper on achilles cut me some slack.
    That was pretty hilariously ironic though.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I like your DoW infraction, canem.

    also: WRITE YO' GODDAMN PAPER

    GO TO GODDAMN BED

    I DIDN'T RAISE NO NIGHTZOMBIES

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I can't say I'm surprised by the op.

    Is it really any surprise that a rapper is ignorant?

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    so we're making fun of DMX because he's not politically involved. that's what this thread is about?

    bad news everybody, America doesn't care too much.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    This thread has reminded me of what DMX songs sound like edited.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    we're also making fun of DMX for being a piece of shit human being who left 28 pitbulls to die of malnourishment

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    we're also making fun of DMX for being a piece of shit human being who left 28 pitbulls to die of malnourishment
    Did he really do that?

    Man, and I used to like DMX.

    Motherfucker.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Criminal history
    In 1999, during a blockbuster 'Hard Knock Life' tour stop in Denver, a warrant for his arrest was issued in connection with a unpaid parking fine and lampooning of a man that attended one of the concerts, of which Simmons was later cleared; another incident occurred in May, when he was accused of assaulting a Yonkers man who had allegedly harassed his wife and stabbed her in the neck (the charges were once again dropped). More serious charges were brought that summer when Earl's uncle/manager was accidentally shot in the neck at a New Jersey hotel. Police later raided Earl's home and filed animal cruelty, weapons, and drug possession charges against the rapper and his wife; he eventually plea-bargained down to fines, probation, and community service.

    On July 10, 1999, he was arrested for using obscene language during a concert in Basingstoke.

    On October 11, 1999, he was arrested for flashing a mounted police officer while under the influence of drugs and alcohol. He was sentenced to 2 months in prison.

    In March 2000, he was arrested for aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle, speeding, failure to signal, driving without a license, failure to notify the DMV of an address change, and possession of marijuana, cocaine, ecstasy, and Percocet while driving on New York State Route 33 in Cheektowaga, New York, following a concert in Buffalo, New York. He was then scheduled to appear in Cheektowaga Town Court on March 21, but failed to appear, resulting in a warrant being issued for his arrest.[10] He later turned himself in, pleaded guilty to a reduced charge of driving without a license and was sentenced to 15 days in jail and fined $400.[11] He was also charged with marijuana possession, after turning himself in, when authorities found marijuana in a pack of his cigarettes; he was fined an additional $250.

    In 2002, he pled guilty to animal cruelty for having 13 neglected pit bulls in his possession.[12]

    In June 2003, he was arrested for using indecent language during a performance at St Kitts and Nevis in the Caribbean. The country's Information Minister alleged that a contract signed before the concert stipulated the show would be with out indecent language on stage. Earl was released on bail ($376).[13]

    In June 2004, he was arrested at JFK airport on charges of cocaine possession, criminal impersonation, criminal possession of a weapon, criminal mischief, menacing, and driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol while attempting to carjack a vehicle claiming to be a federal agent.[14]

    In April 2005, Simmons was charged with driving with a suspended license after his involvement in a a three-car collision on the Major Deegan Expressway in the Bronx. The rapper hit a car, pushing it into a police cruiser.

    In May 2006, Simmons was arrested at a London airport for causing a disturbance after he refused to put on a seat belt and became abusive on a flight from New York to London. He was released with a caution.[15]

    In October 2006, Simmons was arrested in Boston after severely injuring 4 armed men just hours after Monster Jam. The charges were dropped after it was discovered he was acting in self defense.

    On February 2, 2007 he was arrested for driving on an expired license charge, and scheduled an appearance in a Yonkers courtroom on March 6, 2007 on that and other minor infractions.[16]

    On July 23, 2007 Simmons was stopped by police after trying to get away on an illegal motorbike without a license and drunk. Officers gave him a Section 15 warning and was scheduled to appear in court on August 1, 2007 for further questioning.[citation needed].

    On July 31, 2007 Simmons was stopped by police for driving an illegal motorbike and he has been reported for driving without a license and without insurance. A court date has not been set as of August 1, 2007[citation needed].

    On August 24, 2007 Acting upon an animal cruelty tip, Maricopa County Sheriff's deputies reported to having removed 12 emaciated pit bulls from Simmon's Cave Creek home. None of these dogs had access to food or water. Deputies also found the bodies of 3 dead dogs. Simmons was not at home when the raid occurred. Sources reported the deputies also removed a large cache of weapons in addition to drug paraphernalia and a large quantity of suspected drugs. At this time, DMX has not been charged with animal cruelty[17]

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    What a fucking cunt.

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    edited March 2008
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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    esp if you read world war z

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    How did that guy ever get into Mensa?

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Shorty wrote: »
    I can't say I'm surprised by the op.

    Is it really any surprise that a rapper is ignorant?

    You know Will Smith got a perfect score on the verbal section of his SAT's
    Seriously

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    he's a pretty terrible rapper though

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    yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    DMX had pretty sound logic here

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    yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    president DMX

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