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I'm horrified right now.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    that was the second most surreal experience of my life

    the first was when I called my friend's house a few years back and his mom answered and told me he was in the shower

    I asked if she would ask him to call me when he got out and she said "Yeah, I sure will, you little fucker" and hung up the phone

    he called back a few minutes later

    I still hang out with the kid on occasion and he has never believed me

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Don't touch the cracks.

    Don't touch the imaginary diagonals created in the quadrilateral squares formed by the cracks.

    Don't stand where two or more doorways open to.

    Fox only.

    Final destination.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    i have the same problem

    one time i called my friend and he didnt answer

    but it was my birthday and he should have given it to me

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Hahaha Shank that is amazing.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    and it's so hard to act in front of a green screen

    i mean there's nothing there

    that's not even my baby

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Oh jeeze we're talking about acting I really want to post it Kovak

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    we're all actors

    on the stage of

    post

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    one time in Crested Butte, CO my family was biking home from the grocery store

    we got to the house and realized my autistic brother was missing

    he had been biking behind us but had apparently taken a wrong turn somewhere along the way

    my mom flipped out, called the police department and the radio stations

    it was a very small town, so something of a search was mobilized

    people all biking around yelling for my brother

    a few hours into the search as my mother gets increasingly worried, the radio station gets a call from a man

    apparently my brother had broken into his house and was watching star wars on his tv

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    when i lose an autistic child i don't worry as much about him talking to strangers

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    this thread is like a drug trip

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    when i lose an autistic child i don't worry as much about him talking to strangers

    The pedophile turns himself in.

    Couldn't get an erection with the kid talking about tulips.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    last year an acquaintance of mine didn't feel like going to school so on the way there he pulled into Felipe's Tacos and called in a bomb threat

    every student was turned away from the school that day

    unfortunately for him, Felipe's Tacos had security cameras looking right at the phone the dude had used

    fortunately for him, whoever reviewed the footage is less than gifted and, I guess, got AM and PM mixed up

    a 74 year-old man was brought in for questioning

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    when i lose an autistic child i don't worry as much about him talking to strangers

    The pedophile turns himself in.

    Couldn't get an erection with the kid talking about tulips.

    the beautiful imagery of blossoming springtime

    shows him what he really is

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    there's a bomb in the school

    there's a bomb in me

    god your daughter is hot

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    when i lose an autistic child i don't worry as much about him talking to strangers

    The pedophile turns himself in.

    Couldn't get an erection with the kid talking about tulips.

    the beautiful imagery of blossoming springtime

    shows him what he really is

    no dude, you don't get it

    Just wouldn't shut the fuck about tulips

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited March 2008
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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I have a lot of stories, they are just loose and disconnected

    it's less Faust and Hemingway and more Jack Handey

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    there is a whole lot of maybe-lies in here
    real life lesbians usuaully look like dudes who spend too much time on the internet and not enough time grooming
    what i am saying is that RL lesbians are only "hott" when they are not really lesbians

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Federal Bomb Institution

    I'm going out with the president's daughter

    but we aint got no time to ourselves

    she's just like any other girl

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    but her parents are just so strict

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    there is a whole lot of maybe-lies in here
    real life lesbians usuaully look like dudes who spend too much time on the internet and not enough time grooming
    what i am saying is that RL lesbians are only "hott" when they are not really lesbians

    Real life lesbians look like shibby but with more body hair?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    Federal Bomb Institution

    I'm going out with the president's daughter

    but we aint got no time to ourselves

    she's just like any other girl

    Secret service won't let you near the first daughter.

    Not with those guns.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    carpet surfing

    when you realized the tray on the little fold out table came off

    and your mother was in another room

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    we took a vote today

    people made a choice based on their personal convictions

    some people said yes

    others no

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    UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    did you guys ever think that his roomates might be horrid looking bulldykes that strike fear and disgust into the hearts of men

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I wonder if any lesbians will be at Stale PAX.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    Urian wrote: »
    did you guys ever think that his roomates might be horrid looking bulldykes that strike fear and disgust into the hearts of men

    The assumption that Shibby obviously wanted us to have was that they were FDA approved as a natural male enhancement.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    i need to go to sleep

    this is my last post

    this thread is now post

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Urian wrote: »
    did you guys ever think that his roomates might be horrid looking bulldykes that strike fear and disgust into the hearts of men
    yes
    seriously
    within seconds of reading the OP
    i mean i am sure they are pretty on the inside, or they recycle or donate to the spca or something to redeem themselves before the emporer, but they are probably venerable dreadnoughts

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    the post all service closes sometimes

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Yes that is assumed.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    hey guys, word on the street is that stalepax is going to have lesbians and oral now?

    Futore on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    Urian wrote: »
    did you guys ever think that his roomates might be horrid looking bulldykes that strike fear and disgust into the hearts of men
    yes
    seriously
    within seconds of reading the OP
    i mean i am sure they are pretty on the inside, or they recycle or donate to the spca or something to redeem themselves before the emporer, but they are probably venerable dreadnoughts

    Environmentalist lesbians.

    It's like Yeti's that drive hybrids.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    pax a pax pax pax pax pax *screams* PAX PAX PAX PAX PAX PAX *foams at the mouth* PAX PAX PAX PAX PAX PAX PAX PAX PAX PAX PAX PAX PAX PAX PAX PAX

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited March 2008
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    wanna attend dat pax

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    man
    i hate my roommate

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    paxin'

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    I don't understand two things here.

    One: TFS's post, since i see uh two threads with PAX in the title on the front page, and they are at the bottom.

    Two: Ori's post. Is he being ironic about the discussion of paxes in threads or is he trying to ward off TFSes by making this thread about pax

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