one time in Crested Butte, CO my family was biking home from the grocery store
we got to the house and realized my autistic brother was missing
he had been biking behind us but had apparently taken a wrong turn somewhere along the way
my mom flipped out, called the police department and the radio stations
it was a very small town, so something of a search was mobilized
people all biking around yelling for my brother
a few hours into the search as my mother gets increasingly worried, the radio station gets a call from a man
apparently my brother had broken into his house and was watching star wars on his tv
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when i lose an autistic child i don't worry as much about him talking to strangers
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this thread is like a drug trip
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when i lose an autistic child i don't worry as much about him talking to strangers
The pedophile turns himself in.
Couldn't get an erection with the kid talking about tulips.
the beautiful imagery of blossoming springtime
shows him what he really is
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there's a bomb in the school
there's a bomb in me
god your daughter is hot
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there is a whole lot of maybe-lies in here
real life lesbians usuaully look like dudes who spend too much time on the internet and not enough time grooming
what i am saying is that RL lesbians are only "hott" when they are not really lesbians
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Federal Bomb Institution
I'm going out with the president's daughter
but we aint got no time to ourselves
she's just like any other girl
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but her parents are just so strict
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there is a whole lot of maybe-lies in here
real life lesbians usuaully look like dudes who spend too much time on the internet and not enough time grooming
what i am saying is that RL lesbians are only "hott" when they are not really lesbians
Real life lesbians look like shibby but with more body hair?
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did you guys ever think that his roomates might be horrid looking bulldykes that strike fear and disgust into the hearts of men
yes
seriously
within seconds of reading the OP
i mean i am sure they are pretty on the inside, or they recycle or donate to the spca or something to redeem themselves before the emporer, but they are probably venerable dreadnoughts
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the post all service closes sometimes
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hey guys, word on the street is that stalepax is going to have lesbians and oral now?
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did you guys ever think that his roomates might be horrid looking bulldykes that strike fear and disgust into the hearts of men
yes
seriously
within seconds of reading the OP
i mean i am sure they are pretty on the inside, or they recycle or donate to the spca or something to redeem themselves before the emporer, but they are probably venerable dreadnoughts
Environmentalist lesbians.
It's like Yeti's that drive hybrids.
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I don't understand two things here.
One: TFS's post, since i see uh two threads with PAX in the title on the front page, and they are at the bottom.
Two: Ori's post. Is he being ironic about the discussion of paxes in threads or is he trying to ward off TFSes by making this thread about pax
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the first was when I called my friend's house a few years back and his mom answered and told me he was in the shower
I asked if she would ask him to call me when he got out and she said "Yeah, I sure will, you little fucker" and hung up the phone
he called back a few minutes later
I still hang out with the kid on occasion and he has never believed me
Don't touch the imaginary diagonals created in the quadrilateral squares formed by the cracks.
Don't stand where two or more doorways open to.
Fox only.
Final destination.
one time i called my friend and he didnt answer
but it was my birthday and he should have given it to me
i mean there's nothing there
that's not even my baby
on the stage of
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we got to the house and realized my autistic brother was missing
he had been biking behind us but had apparently taken a wrong turn somewhere along the way
my mom flipped out, called the police department and the radio stations
it was a very small town, so something of a search was mobilized
people all biking around yelling for my brother
a few hours into the search as my mother gets increasingly worried, the radio station gets a call from a man
apparently my brother had broken into his house and was watching star wars on his tv
The pedophile turns himself in.
Couldn't get an erection with the kid talking about tulips.
every student was turned away from the school that day
unfortunately for him, Felipe's Tacos had security cameras looking right at the phone the dude had used
fortunately for him, whoever reviewed the footage is less than gifted and, I guess, got AM and PM mixed up
a 74 year-old man was brought in for questioning
the beautiful imagery of blossoming springtime
shows him what he really is
there's a bomb in me
god your daughter is hot
no dude, you don't get it
Just wouldn't shut the fuck about tulips
it's less Faust and Hemingway and more Jack Handey
real life lesbians usuaully look like dudes who spend too much time on the internet and not enough time grooming
what i am saying is that RL lesbians are only "hott" when they are not really lesbians
I'm going out with the president's daughter
but we aint got no time to ourselves
she's just like any other girl
Real life lesbians look like shibby but with more body hair?
Secret service won't let you near the first daughter.
Not with those guns.
when you realized the tray on the little fold out table came off
and your mother was in another room
people made a choice based on their personal convictions
some people said yes
others no
The assumption that Shibby obviously wanted us to have was that they were FDA approved as a natural male enhancement.
this is my last post
this thread is now post
seriously
within seconds of reading the OP
i mean i am sure they are pretty on the inside, or they recycle or donate to the spca or something to redeem themselves before the emporer, but they are probably venerable dreadnoughts
Environmentalist lesbians.
It's like Yeti's that drive hybrids.
i hate my roommate
One: TFS's post, since i see uh two threads with PAX in the title on the front page, and they are at the bottom.
Two: Ori's post. Is he being ironic about the discussion of paxes in threads or is he trying to ward off TFSes by making this thread about pax