The rest of you AREN'T doing that? I am playing with my toys more than ever. The pain that comes from not following-through is almost too much to make it less fun.
Ultimate boner killer. Oh god, oh god, I feel like I will never be clean again.
My apartment developed a leak in the ceiling over the weekend. Today the plumber came by to check it out, and we took a trip upstairs to see what was going on.
STUDENT SQUALOR. Junk packed and stacked in boxes forming corridors, hiding the floor beneath it. Taped shut curtains. When we needed to get to the balcony to check out where the leak was coming from, he shoved a box out of the way and roaches scurried away. When we got out there, junk was piled to the brim, clogging up the drainage and oh god how can anyone live like that.
Well, I guess if the curtains weren't staying closed on their own and you were having trouble sleeping you might get to the point where you just taped the damn things closed. One o the shitty hotels I stayed in years ago had that problem so I used the hanger you use for dress pants to clamp them together.
we need hourly status reports with crying and what porn you will use to free yourselves
See, that's what will get me out, thinking about pron.
That said, holy crap when this load blows, i might actually harm someone. I've been having more and more close calls, plus a second date with that guy is coming up on wednesday.
I don't think lubed masturbation is for me. Maybe there is a magical amount, because when I was trying to knock myself out this morning with toys there was way too much. Couldn't get a good hold on the thing.
I have a papercut on the part of my hand between my index finger and the thumb. Now I will have to try to quit southpaw style
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Well, with the exception of one or two people, I suspect lies.
If Orik wants to lock this topic now and just declare me the winner I'll let him rape somebody and not pass any judgement.
at this point every one of you has had a wet dream and you're justifying lying about it to yourself through a variety of weak rationalizations, or you just didn't notice
I don't want the contest to go on much longer. The last 6 are boring people and I miss the days where telling orik to shut his whore mouth and strip wasn't requesting porn
I say whoever posts the most in the next 24 hours wins
I would post more, but I have things like classes and exams in the past week.
Yeah, i've been really really busy over the last while.
It's true this is pretty boring though. When you get to this point it isn't even something that's thought about so it's pretty much at a plateau for us, and for the people watching.
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seriously if you can quit anything for 2 months there's generally no reason to ever do it again
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My apartment developed a leak in the ceiling over the weekend. Today the plumber came by to check it out, and we took a trip upstairs to see what was going on.
STUDENT SQUALOR. Junk packed and stacked in boxes forming corridors, hiding the floor beneath it. Taped shut curtains. When we needed to get to the balcony to check out where the leak was coming from, he shoved a box out of the way and roaches scurried away. When we got out there, junk was piled to the brim, clogging up the drainage and oh god how can anyone live like that.
The horror... the horror...
So help me if you've got a spiky penis.
The nubs are okay, but you really feel them. How can I practice going dead inside if I can still feel?
Now it's just spiky poops.
How's the
the fisting?
This year.
If Orik wants to lock this topic now and just declare me the winner I'll let him rape somebody and not pass any judgement.
https://medium.com/@alascii
i was thinking the other day how nice it was not to be in this contest
Damn straight.
See, that's what will get me out, thinking about pron.
That said, holy crap when this load blows, i might actually harm someone. I've been having more and more close calls, plus a second date with that guy is coming up on wednesday.
Throw your rape dollars on me and there'll be more than one raping with out judgement.
I have a papercut on the part of my hand between my index finger and the thumb. Now I will have to try to quit southpaw style
at this point every one of you has had a wet dream and you're justifying lying about it to yourself through a variety of weak rationalizations, or you just didn't notice
But I didn't do it a lot before the contest. Today is a horny day for me, but the next two will prolly not be
Or I will track down Kevin and destroy his ass
"damn internet contests have claimed another gay"
I'm afraid if I do have sex with him, I'll blow up his insides. Massive semen explosion.
BlackCloud is a little but the rest are like
zzzzzzzz city
I say whoever posts the most in the next 24 hours wins
I would post more, but I have things like classes and exams in the past week.
It would be bad if that was his fetish and he expected it every time
Oh dear god....that's like an actual possibility. He could expect a cum fountain every time. I can't produce that kind of volume constantly, I'd die.
Help.
Yeah, i've been really really busy over the last while.
It's true this is pretty boring though. When you get to this point it isn't even something that's thought about so it's pretty much at a plateau for us, and for the people watching.
just saying
you all might be stuck with impotence