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Don't Make Me Destroy You (Force Unleashed all up in this bitch)

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User
    Some of those figures look like crap, but at least they are packaging them with (useful) stands rather than coins.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    Are....are those lightsaber tonfa?

    Yes.

    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    is that a fucking bear?

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Registered User regular
    Graves wrote: »
    Are....are those lightsaber tonfa?

    Yes.
    I, uh. Hm.

  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    Also the LEGO set comes with a battle damaged Vader.

    I am hoping for awesome Vader battles.

    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Prolly from fighting this guy.

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    Dino damage

    HOLY SHIT I HAD THAT TOY OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT WAS MY FAVORITE

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Graves wrote: »
    Are....are those lightsaber tonfa?

    Yes.
    I, uh. Hm.

    Yeah, retarded isn't it?

    Rock Band DLC | Gamertag: PrimusD | WLD - Thortar
  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    hey do the star wars prequels have a dvd box set yet

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  • A CrowA Crow Registered User
    Tossrock wrote: »
    is that a fucking bear?

    Yes?

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Greatest Wizard In All of Ooo. Cantrip!Registered User regular
    Prolly from fighting this guy.

    youngtrexdinodamagefroncn5.jpg

    Dino damage

    HOLY SHIT I HAD THAT TOY OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT WAS MY FAVORITE

    I for one am shocked at this news.

  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    oh boy I can't wait to play it on my Nintendo Wii

  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    Are....are those lightsaber tonfa?

    Yes.
    I, uh. Hm.

    Yeah, retarded isn't it?

    I don't see why.

    I mean, it's just a lightsaber with a little handle.

    Maul taped 2 sabers together and everyone thought it was badass.

    Dooku has a curved hilt.

    Why can't Maris have tonfa sabers?

    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    bsjezz wrote: »
    hey do the star wars prequels have a dvd box set yet

    Hahaha no.

    Lucas has said he isn't going to have a boxset of the prequels like ever.

    He's going to probably have a Super Special Edition of all six films out on Blu-Ray 2 or whatever in another ten years.

    Rock Band DLC | Gamertag: PrimusD | WLD - Thortar
  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    Are....are those lightsaber tonfa?

    Yes.
    I, uh. Hm.

    Yeah, retarded isn't it?
    Maybe we'll get lucky and she'll be an enemy we can chuck through iron walls instead of some lame sidekick love interest.

  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    Are....are those lightsaber tonfa?

    Yes.
    I, uh. Hm.

    Yeah, retarded isn't it?
    Maybe we'll get lucky and she'll be an enemy we can chuck through iron walls instead of some lame sidekick love interest.

    Well she wants revenge on Vader, so I'd assume you get to rock her shit a bit.

    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • A CrowA Crow Registered User
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    Are....are those lightsaber tonfa?

    Yes.
    I, uh. Hm.

    Yeah, retarded isn't it?
    Maybe we'll get lucky and she'll be an enemy we can chuck through iron walls instead of some lame sidekick love interest.

    Maybe she'll be some lame sidekick love interest we can chuck through walls?

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Graves wrote: »
    Why can't Maris have tonfa sabers?

    Because if it is held even slightly wrong all of a sudden you are vaporizing part of your arm.

    Rock Band DLC | Gamertag: PrimusD | WLD - Thortar
  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    back in the days of dino riders i was playing in the back yard and somehow dug up this action figure

    he was a strange and alien man who was somehow familiar

    when i came into my pre-teen "lets watch star-wars again and get excited phase" i realised it was a boba fett figure

    it was awesome, it was probably one of the first boba fett figures around. it was pretty deep in the dirt.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    Why can't Maris have tonfa sabers?

    Because if it is held even slightly wrong all of a sudden you are vaporizing part of your arm.

    Which is the appeal of it.

    Being able to handle that takes skill, and suicidal tendencies.

    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository PAHK YAH CAH IN DAH YAHD BAWH-STANRegistered User regular
    Tossrock wrote: »
    is that a fucking bear?

    is that fucking kurt cobain?

    Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    hey do the star wars prequels have a dvd box set yet

    Hahaha no.

    Lucas has said he isn't going to have a boxset of the prequels like ever.

    He's going to probably have a Super Special Edition of all six films out on Blu-Ray 2 or whatever in another ten years.

    lame

    despite the ridiculously poor chemistry between hayden christiansen and natalie portman i thought all the prequels were really cool

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository PAHK YAH CAH IN DAH YAHD BAWH-STANRegistered User regular
    Graves wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    Are....are those lightsaber tonfa?

    Yes.
    I, uh. Hm.

    Yeah, retarded isn't it?

    I don't see why.

    I mean, it's just a lightsaber with a little handle.

    Maul taped 2 sabers together and everyone thought it was badass.

    Dooku has a curved hilt.

    Why can't Maris have tonfa sabers?

    I want a lightsaber that has guns on it that shoots more lightsabers. And it's covered in blue fire

    Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    All as in Episode III, right?

    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • A CrowA Crow Registered User
    What about Jar Jar Binx?

    He fucking sets up th' ruin of the galaxy

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Episode I actually was pretty awesome in regards to action sequences.

    Rock Band DLC | Gamertag: PrimusD | WLD - Thortar
  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    man episode III was just as terrible

    you're selling yourself toupees

  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository PAHK YAH CAH IN DAH YAHD BAWH-STANRegistered User regular
    Yeah but you have to watch half the movie with the sound muted. Because damn...Jake Lloyd.

    Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    Tossrock wrote: »
    is that a fucking bear?

    is that fucking kurt cobain?
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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    is that bear fucking kurt cobain?

    Rock Band DLC | Gamertag: PrimusD | WLD - Thortar
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    I just watched both trilogies with the ladyfriend over the past 2 weekends.

    Ep. I is pretty cool, II is pretty dumb, III is awesome.

    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User
    I'm studying 3D at this place in Melbourne. Krome Studios, who're developing this for the last gen system (and the wii, ha) are just upstairs from us in the same building.

    We went in there to record sound in their audio booth this week. Lots of people playesting TFU, and there was a Rock Band setup with a Lara Croft doll taped to it. :|

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    no, all the prequels

    jar jar being the worst thing about star wars is far more a stale meme than anything

    they're family movies, they always have been. slapstick was not new for star wars. i can deal with jar jar

    i'd rather not deal with anakin's "smell the fart" faces when something dramatic happens in II, and how horribly his relationship with amidala is executed, but i got over it

    it's a good mythology and the story told from anakin as a child to anakin as a redeemed sith is much more potent than the original trilogy in their own context

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  • A CrowA Crow Registered User
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    is that bear fucking kurt cobain?

    Dudes. I heard something the other day. Like apparently this Zoo keeper got raped, like vicious raped by a bear. And he died, with a chest cavaity filled with bear semen.

    I'll see if I can find the link.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Episode I actually was pretty awesome in regards to action sequences.
    It had better music than the other two as well.


    Anyway my secret wish for this game is that at the end you fight Darth Vader in some huge ridiculously overblown no-holds barred force match.

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Episode I actually was pretty awesome in regards to action sequences.
    It had better music than the other two as well.

    Duel of the Fates is like one of the best piece of music ever composed for a fight scene.

    Rock Band DLC | Gamertag: PrimusD | WLD - Thortar
  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    man it wasn't just the music. darth maul was a kickarse villain, and the end sequence with obi-wan going apeshit because of qui-gonn - it was great drama and wonderfully choreographed action. the only thing that stretched me in phantom was anakin flying in and out of the droid station and blowing it up randomly, but hey, there's a plot to keep under control, i'll suspend disbelief

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Deus Vult! OsloRegistered User regular
    Graves wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    Are....are those lightsaber tonfa?

    Yes.
    I, uh. Hm.

    Yeah, retarded isn't it?

    I don't see why.

    I mean, it's just a lightsaber with a little handle.

    Maul taped 2 sabers together and everyone thought it was badass.

    Dooku has a curved hilt.

    Why can't Maris have tonfa sabers?

    Because she would cut herself in fucking half if she used them as a tonfa. The way they're used traditionally is that you hold the long end along your forearm and then swing it out to strike. Or just punch a guy with the short end.

    Fuck off and die.
  • McClyMcCly Registered User
    A Crow wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    is that bear fucking kurt cobain?

    Dudes. I heard something the other day. Like apparently this Zoo keeper got raped, like vicious raped by a bear. And he died, with a chest cavaity filled with bear semen.

    I'll see if I can find the link.


    You sure that wasn't The Onion?

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Darth Maul was an attack dog, man. He never had any real potential to be a successor of the Sith legacy, but he was one hell of a blunt instrument to throw at enemies.

    Rock Band DLC | Gamertag: PrimusD | WLD - Thortar
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    Are....are those lightsaber tonfa?

    Yes.
    I, uh. Hm.

    Yeah, retarded isn't it?

    I don't see why.

    I mean, it's just a lightsaber with a little handle.

    Maul taped 2 sabers together and everyone thought it was badass.

    Dooku has a curved hilt.

    Why can't Maris have tonfa sabers?

    Because she would cut herself in fucking half if she used them as a tonfa. The way they're used traditionally is that you hold the long end along your forearm and then swing it out to strike. Or just punch a guy with the short end.

    Well obviously she wouldn't be using it that same way, would she?

    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
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