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There is a merciful god...

CalliusCallius Registered User regular
edited April 2008 in Social Entropy++
It has come to pass that a Hardcore sex tape of Marilyn Monroe has been auctioned off.

That's right... Marilyn Monroe was caught on video slobbering a knob. Getting a dental checkup from a python.

I'm conflicted though. For you see, the evidence of this movies existence is truly the work of an all compassionate being. However, the fact that some rich New York fucker has chosen to not leak it to the internet shows that God's a prick.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    5 bucks said is was a Kennedy knob being gobbled. I bet she did the corkscrew with her hands too.

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    A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The Lord givieth and the Good Lord taketh away

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    However, the fact that some rich New York fucker has chosen to not leak it to the internet shows that New Yorkers are pricks.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    5 bucks said is was a Kennedy knob being gobbled. I bet she did the corkscrew with her hands too.
    According to what I've been reading, Hoover tried to discover whether it was JFK, RFK, or someone else.

    I'm betting he did his studies in a pretty sun dress while jerking off furiously.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Dammit don't tell me this and then tell me I can't download it.

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    Cynic JesterCynic Jester Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Clearly evidence that you weren't pious enough. More piety is needed for God to listen.

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    OmegasquashOmegasquash Boston, MARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    It'll make it to the internet, just you wait and see.

    Because you've gotta have heart. Miles and miles and miles of heart. When the odds are sayin' you'll never win, that's when the grin should start.

    Because Marilyn Monroe BJ's are worth the faith.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Imagine being the guy that gets to plaster the face of a Hollywood screen legend. Now that's one hell of a blow job.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    According to what I've been reading, Hoover tried to discover whether it was JFK, RFK, or someone else.

    I'm betting he did his studies in a pretty sun dress while jerking off furiously.
    Carefully investigating each dick

    Tossrock on
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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    It has come to pass that a Hardcore sex tape of Marilyn Monroe has been auctioned off.

    That's right... Marilyn Monroe was caught on video slobbering a knob. Getting a dental checkup from a python.

    I'm conflicted though. For you see, the evidence of this movies existence is truly the work of an all compassionate being. However, the fact that some rich New York fucker has chosen to not leak it to the internet shows that God's a prick.

    Let's go take it from him

    Fallout on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Imagine being the guy that gets to plaster the face of a Hollywood screen legend. Now that's one hell of a blow job.
    I imagine this all the fucking time.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    According to what I've been reading, Hoover tried to discover whether it was JFK, RFK, or someone else.

    I'm betting he did his studies in a pretty sun dress while jerking off furiously.
    Carefully investigating each dick


    Back...and to the left

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    A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Faith?
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    It has come to pass that a Hardcore sex tape of Marilyn Monroe has been auctioned off.

    That's right... Marilyn Monroe was caught on video slobbering a knob. Getting a dental checkup from a python.

    I'm conflicted though. For you see, the evidence of this movies existence is truly the work of an all compassionate being. However, the fact that some rich New York fucker has chosen to not leak it to the internet shows that God's a prick.

    Let's go take it from him

    alright guys, we're gonna need a good plan and a lot of prep. Also funding. Let's start a pool.

    Mysst on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Operation COCKS! DICKS! LOL! go.

    I call being Howlin' Mad Murdock.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Operation COCKS! DICKS! LOL! go.

    I call being Howlin' Mad Murdock.
    I get to be Donald Duck

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I genuinely hope a brave team of adventurers seizes this tape and makes it available

    Because my god

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    A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'll be Hannibal.. My hair is going white anyways
    Not really...But I like smoking cigars and saying classy things

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Seriously, everyone should harness all their power to make this available.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Operation COCKS! DICKS! LOL! go.

    I call being Howlin' Mad Murdock.
    I get to be Donald Duck

    This is going to be one hell of an A-Team

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Operation COCKS! DICKS! LOL! go.

    I call being Howlin' Mad Murdock.
    I get to be Donald Duck

    I'm the tiny asian that you sneak into the vault in a lockbox.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I know! Let's start a petition! On the internet!

    We can't lose!

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    SinWithSebastianSinWithSebastian Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Holy shit I just watched Insignificance too :o This needs to be leaked ASAP

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    Cynic JesterCynic Jester Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I know! Let's start a petition! On the internet!

    We can't lose!

    Signed.

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    i'll be the awkward dude that ends up betraying the team

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    A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    i'll be the awkward dude that ends up betraying the team

    So you'll be Judas Iscariot?

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Operation COCKS! DICKS! LOL! go.

    I call being Howlin' Mad Murdock.
    I get to be Donald Duck

    I'm the tiny asian that you sneak into the vault in a lockbox.

    And I'll form the head!

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    It has come to pass that a Hardcore sex tape of Marilyn Monroe has been auctioned off.

    That's right... Marilyn Monroe was caught on video slobbering a knob. Getting a dental checkup from a python.

    I'm conflicted though. For you see, the evidence of this movies existence is truly the work of an all compassionate being. However, the fact that some rich New York fucker has chosen to not leak it to the internet shows that God's a prick.

    Let's go take it from him

    alright guys, we're gonna need a good plan and a lot of prep. Also funding. Let's start a pool.

    The beginning of the greatest heist film ever made.

    Centipede Damascus on
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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    All bursting into his penthouse.

    Him all "Who the fuck are you?"

    "We're from the INTERNET."

    SA on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    This is going to be one hell of an A-Team
    A-Team?

    Fuck that bullshit.

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    real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    yeah "lock it up" my ass, this dude is gonna be wankin' it every chance he gets to this thing. he'll rub so many out that eventually, after the suns have burned out and it gets boring, he will watch it in reverse, and then the whole process will repeat again.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    It has come to pass that a Hardcore sex tape of Marilyn Monroe has been auctioned off.

    That's right... Marilyn Monroe was caught on video slobbering a knob. Getting a dental checkup from a python.

    I'm conflicted though. For you see, the evidence of this movies existence is truly the work of an all compassionate being. However, the fact that some rich New York fucker has chosen to not leak it to the internet shows that God's a prick.

    Let's go take it from him

    alright guys, we're gonna need a good plan and a lot of prep. Also funding. Let's start a pool.

    The beginning of the greatest heist film ever made.

    I imagine it as kind of like

    Metal Gear Superbad

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    A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    FUCK Yes, the Dirty Dozen!

    I'll be CHarles Bronson

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    real_pochacco wrote: »
    yeah "lock it up" my ass, this dude is gonna be wankin' it every chance he gets to this thing. he'll rub so many out that eventually, after the suns have burned out and it gets boring, he will watch it in reverse, and then the whole process will repeat again.
    Twenty to One says it's Elton John.

    What a fag.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    real_pochacco wrote: »
    yeah "lock it up" my ass, this dude is gonna be wankin' it every chance he gets to this thing. he'll rub so many out that eventually, after the suns have burned out and it gets boring, he will watch it in reverse, and then the whole process will repeat again.

    oh man

    a facial in reverse would probably look hilarious

    a dick all vacuuming spunk off somebody's face

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    call me when the Monroe anal tape is found

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    SA wrote: »
    All bursting into his penthouse.

    Him all "Who the fuck are you?"

    "We're from the INTERNET."

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    Centipede Damascus on
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I wonder if she spits

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    real_pochacco wrote: »
    yeah "lock it up" my ass, this dude is gonna be wankin' it every chance he gets to this thing. he'll rub so many out that eventually, after the suns have burned out and it gets boring, he will watch it in reverse, and then the whole process will repeat again.

    oh man

    a facial in reverse would probably look hilarious

    a dick all vacuuming spunk off somebody's face

    i Laughed Out Loud!

    Fallout on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2008
    you know, this sounds like a job for renting a monster truck

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