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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    A Crow wrote: »
    Wait...Is Callius making the porn or is Manny Poppins a porn?
    Look, let's not get distracted from Marilyn Monroe Blowjobs, okay?

    Eyes on the prize, people. Eyes on the prize.

    Callius on
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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I would watch some of Callius's porn. I turned him down once but I've since dumped the girlfriend who would have objected to me possessing it on my hard drive.

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    GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    so hey mariah carey just broke elvis's record at 18 number 1 singles

    in honor of this I'm going to kill mariah carey


    Oh oh oh let me help

    The more people's prints we have the better

    they cant arrest all of us!

    Oh God, I hate her so much. I want to help, too! Also, Shania Twain needs to die. Let's kill her, too.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    so hey mariah carey just broke elvis's record at 18 number 1 singles

    in honor of this I'm going to kill mariah carey

    lame/predictable

    think outside the box for once


    make a new number 1 elvis record instead

    Drez on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    her. Layah. She was already named
    Pictures?

    That's a nice name.


    I made a thread. http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=55030

    Weaver on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I would watch some of Callius's porn. I turned him down once but I've since dumped the girlfriend who would have objected to me possessing it on my hard drive.
    Kantankeris, this is neither the time nor the place.

    Marilyn Monroe with a shaft full of hot dick in her mouth. Kay?

    Callius on
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    A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    A Crow wrote: »
    Wait...Is Callius making the porn or is Manny Poppins a porn?
    Look, let's not get distracted from Marilyn Monroe Blowjobs, okay?

    Eyes on the prize, people. Eyes on the prize.

    Right. RIGHT!

    What we need is a plan....

    A Crow on
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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    so hey mariah carey just broke elvis's record at 18 number 1 singles

    in honor of this I'm going to kill mariah carey

    lame/predictable

    think outside the box for once


    make a new number 1 elvis record instead

    Drez this is the funniest post you have ever made

    :^: to you

    Captain K on
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    GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    A Crow wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    A Crow wrote: »
    Wait...Is Callius making the porn or is Manny Poppins a porn?
    Look, let's not get distracted from Marilyn Monroe Blowjobs, okay?

    Eyes on the prize, people. Eyes on the prize.

    Right. RIGHT!

    What we need is a plan....

    whisper whisper whisper...

    I just wanted to be the one with the plan for once.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm going to be in New York this coming Saturday. Maybe that's the day that the Marylin sex reel might go missing. I'm not sayin' I'll have anything to do with it. People just lose things sometimes, if ya git my drift.

    This reminds me of that scene in The Salton Sea when they plan a heist to steal Bob Hope's poo.

    Drez on
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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    I would watch some of Callius's porn. I turned him down once but I've since dumped the girlfriend who would have objected to me possessing it on my hard drive.
    Kantankeris, this is neither the time nor the place.

    Marilyn Monroe with a shaft full of hot dick in her mouth. Kay?

    ROGER

    Sorry sir

    Won't happen again sir

    Perhaps as a bonus once we have secured our objective sir?

    TankHammer on
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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    SE++ the porn

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    ZeroZero you're gonna be at PAX again right?

    Captain K on
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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Captain K wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    so hey mariah carey just broke elvis's record at 18 number 1 singles

    in honor of this I'm going to kill mariah carey

    lame/predictable

    think outside the box for once


    make a new number 1 elvis record instead

    Drez this is the funniest post you have ever made

    :^: to you

    While I haven't seen enough posts to really agree

    goddamn, my drink is everywhere.

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    GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Wait... wait wait wait....

    Isn't Robert Khoo going to New York? HE'S GOING TO STEAL THE PORN!

    GoldenSeducer on
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    That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    God speed Khoo.

    That Dave Fella on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    nnnnnot really, it's my company's stuff

    I can probably borrow it for a weekend project once or twice

    but I can't really be all "oh yeah I'm letting my buddy borrow it. He makes weird porn."
    Can you borrow it and then let me use your house?

    you never include me in anything

    you know I've always dreamed of being a fluffer!

    Rankenphile on
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    A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Dude, Tank, find the dude, and push a Hot Dog cart on him. It worked in Sleepers

    A Crow on
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    GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    God speed Khoo.

    No, this is bad! Khoo is evil and won't share!

    GoldenSeducer on
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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2008
    Khoo doesn't need to steal anything. He'll just rationally explain why the porn should be his and they'll just hand it over.

    Larlar on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Khoo is a business man.

    Convince him there's a profit in it.

    Callius on
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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    and besides he'll probably send us all free dessert if we make a big enough fuss about it.

    Captain K on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I like how this is the one thread where callius is like "stay on target

    stay on target"

    World as Myth on
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    He'll send it out as this year's secret satan.

    Mysst on
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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    so hey mariah carey just broke elvis's record at 18 number 1 singles

    in honor of this I'm going to kill mariah carey

    lame/predictable

    think outside the box for once


    make a new number 1 elvis record instead

    We can do it. We have the technology.

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    JoeUser on
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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    A Crow wrote: »
    Dude, Tank, find the dude, and push a Hot Dog cart on him. It worked in Sleepers

    Who? The film's owner or Khoo? Because Khoo promised to buy me dessert and I don't shit where I eat.

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    A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Khoo is a business man.

    Convince him there's a profit in it.

    Who wouldn't pay to see Monroe chow down on some Irish Cornbeef?

    A Crow on
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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Captain K wrote: »
    and besides he'll probably send us all free dessert if we make a big enough fuss about it.
    Becasue Khoo is the best.

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
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    A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    A Crow wrote: »
    Dude, Tank, find the dude, and push a Hot Dog cart on him. It worked in Sleepers

    Who? The film's owner or Khoo? Because Khoo promised to buy me dessert and I don't shit where I eat.

    Film's owner. NOT KHOO

    A Crow on
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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2008
    the only way to top that gift is to use the presidential time machine to go back in time and make our own monroe smut

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I like how this is the one thread where callius is like "stay on target

    stay on target"

    A man's got to really and truly care about something.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    it'd be the only porn i'd ever pay for

    Kovak on
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    GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    Khoo doesn't need to steal anything. He'll just rationally explain why the porn should be his and they'll just hand it over.

    Well, as long as we can convince him that it should belong to the public domain and somehow have him get royalties for it...

    Hey, everyone, PM Khoo so he can get the porn!

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Captain K wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    so hey mariah carey just broke elvis's record at 18 number 1 singles

    in honor of this I'm going to kill mariah carey

    lame/predictable

    think outside the box for once


    make a new number 1 elvis record instead

    Drez this is the funniest post you have ever made

    :^: to you

    thank you, CK :)

    Drez on
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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Drez don't pretend you care a whit about my approval.

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    MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    A Crow wrote: »
    Dude, Tank, find the dude, and push a Hot Dog cart on him. It worked in Sleepers

    But being raped by Kevin Bacon is quite the cost to pay.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Captain K wrote: »
    Drez don't pretend you care a whit about my approval.

    oh man k

    i just accidentally opened your bands myspace and

    i like

    Kovak on
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    A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    Captain K wrote: »
    Drez don't pretend you care a whit about my approval.

    oh man k

    i just accidentally opened your bands myspace and

    i like

    Yeah dude

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    A Crow wrote: »
    Dude, Tank, find the dude, and push a Hot Dog cart on him. It worked in Sleepers

    But being raped by Kevin Bacon is quite the cost to pay.

    does not compute

    Stale on
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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    Khoo doesn't need to steal anything. He'll just rationally explain why the porn should be his and they'll just hand it over.

    Well, as long as we can convince him that it should belong to the public domain and somehow have him get royalties for it...

    Hey, everyone, PM Khoo so he can get the porn!

    He's a businessman, he's not going to share it once he has it. He's going to get the world's most luxurious personal jerkathon going and Penny-Arcade will collapse in the four-month absence.

    Larlar on
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