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  • TubeTube Working As Intended Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited April 2008
    Today I saw a Gwendolyne doing a 40 kilogram bench press in the smith machine. His fellow Gwendolyne told him "not to push himself" because that was "some serious weight". Then the two gwendolynes went and did quarter squats with 40kg each, followed by some 40kg deadlifts, and then some high fives.

  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Tube we can stick to standard measurements for the love of god. Its too early to be using my brain.

  • TubeTube Working As Intended Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited April 2008
    40 kilograms = 88.1849049 pounds

    for a comparison that's what my dick weighs

  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    the only thing that comes to mind when I hear kilos is cocaine

  • necroSYSnecroSYS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Today I saw a Gwendolyne doing a 40 kilogram bench press in the smith machine. His fellow Gwendolyne told him "not to push himself" because that was "some serious weight". Then the two gwendolynes went and did quarter squats with 40kg each, followed by some 40kg deadlifts, and then some high fives.

    That's a fist-pound situation, brah.

    There's no point in you getting both of yourselves all worked up and ready to chart the undiscovered country, then having her flush crimson red, run to the bathroom, and spend twenty minutes straining and grunting and stressing out because you're all ready to deliver your package but there's a three inch thick Sunday paper clogging up the mail slot.
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    also why the hell were they using the smith machine when they had someone to spot

    what the fuck

  • necroSYSnecroSYS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    necroSYS wrote: »
    I am so goddamned tired of people badmouthing supplements while touting the benefits of protein powder.

    hey necro I got me some BCAAs. Any tips on how much to take or whatever.

    The instructions on the bottle should be sufficient. Just remember to take them 30 minutes pre-workout on an empty stomach.

    There's no point in you getting both of yourselves all worked up and ready to chart the undiscovered country, then having her flush crimson red, run to the bathroom, and spend twenty minutes straining and grunting and stressing out because you're all ready to deliver your package but there's a three inch thick Sunday paper clogging up the mail slot.
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Tube is just so much stronger than everyone else.

  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    necroSYS wrote: »
    necroSYS wrote: »
    I am so goddamned tired of people badmouthing supplements while touting the benefits of protein powder.

    hey necro I got me some BCAAs. Any tips on how much to take or whatever.

    The instructions on the bottle should be sufficient. Just remember to take them 30 minutes pre-workout on an empty stomach.

    If you've eaten recently, how long should you wait until you take them?

    A small meal mind you.

  • necroSYSnecroSYS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    RedTide wrote: »
    necroSYS wrote: »
    necroSYS wrote: »
    I am so goddamned tired of people badmouthing supplements while touting the benefits of protein powder.

    hey necro I got me some BCAAs. Any tips on how much to take or whatever.

    The instructions on the bottle should be sufficient. Just remember to take them 30 minutes pre-workout on an empty stomach.

    If you've eaten recently, how long should you wait until you take them?

    A small meal mind you.


    UNTIL YOUR GODDAMNED STOMACH IS EMPTY

    There's no point in you getting both of yourselves all worked up and ready to chart the undiscovered country, then having her flush crimson red, run to the bathroom, and spend twenty minutes straining and grunting and stressing out because you're all ready to deliver your package but there's a three inch thick Sunday paper clogging up the mail slot.
  • KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User
    edited April 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    just 'cause
    Spoiler:

    the running is having a noticeable effect on my gut :D


    Jeez wook, how about you finish that wall.

  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
  • KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User
    edited April 2008
    You look like the villian in an 80's action thriller.

  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    just 'cause
    Spoiler:

    the running is having a noticeable effect on my gut :D


    Jeez wook, how about you finish that wall.

    i'm considering it. i need to work out some reimbursement with my landlord first

  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Daric wrote: »
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    yep, there's a penis there

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Hey wook, why don't you spend less time not finishing that wall and more time getting into shape, fatty.

  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Hey wook, why don't you spend less time not finishing that wall and more time getting into shape, fatty.

    the math on this equation just doesn't work out for me

  • mastmanmastman Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Hey wook, why don't you spend less time not finishing that wall and more time getting into shape, fatty.

    - why do you not
    - spend less time
    + - not finishing that wall
    spend less time on wall (3 negatives)

    more time getting into shape
    + -fatty
    spend more time getting less fat (1 positive + 1 negative)


    all in all
    spend less time on the wall and more time losing weight

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  • KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User
    edited April 2008
    I don't think that is a continuous function.

  • mastmanmastman Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    it is. he didn't use any semicolons or commas or anything. So I broke it into two manageable pieces which were separately easier to figure out, then reconstructed at the end.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    mastman wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Hey wook, why don't you spend less time not finishing that wall and more time getting into shape, fatty.

    - why do you not
    - spend less time
    + - not finishing that wall
    spend less time on wall (3 negatives)

    more time getting into shape
    + -fatty
    spend more time getting less fat (1 positive + 1 negative)


    all in all
    spend less time on the wall and more time losing weight

    Why don't you
    spend less time
    not finishing that wall

    Canceling double-negatives yields:

    Why don't you
    spend more time
    finishing that wall

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • mastmanmastman Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I guess that's why I've only ever claimed to be good with numbers

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  • SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    It doesn't really work that directly, since each negative is applied to a separate subject.

  • redfenixredfenix Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
  • SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Once I get in shape I'm gonna be buff and cut and cute.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm down to 228 now.

    This is good because I can't wait to get down to 220 and start lifting heavy again.

    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm down to 228 now.

    This is good because I can't wait to get down to 220 and start lifting heavy again.

    How tall are you?

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    I'm down to 228 now.

    This is good because I can't wait to get down to 220 and start lifting heavy again.

    How tall are you?

    6'2"

    The last two years I've been fluctuating between 230 and 240 for football, except for two minor incoveniences of surgery/sickness that laid me low.

    But now that there is no more football, 220 it is and I'll get back up to 230, 240 and it will be fucking muscle. Also, by the time I get down to 220 through diet and body weight exercise, I'll probably have quit my job and school will have ended so I will be able to have three months to do physical labor for money and work out consistently.

    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
  • TubeTube Working As Intended Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited April 2008
    How lean will you be at 220? abs?

  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    How lean will you be at 220? abs?

    smaller gut and no back fat.

    I would have to get down to about 200 or 205 to have abs, most likely.

    edit:

    April '07 at 225.
    Spoiler:

    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
  • TubeTube Working As Intended Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited April 2008
    so do that

    girls will like you

  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    I am totally not going to mention my height.

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Tube, you are an asshole hahaha

    Well I did my leg workouts today but I'm not sure if I'm going to stick with doing them on this machine.

    The shin workouts I can do at work though are actually helping. There wasn't any pain at all today.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    If the thread is locked does that mean everyone becomes a fatty

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    I'm down to 228 now.

    This is good because I can't wait to get down to 220 and start lifting heavy again.

    How tall are you?

    6'2"

    The last two years I've been fluctuating between 230 and 240 for football, except for two minor incoveniences of surgery/sickness that laid me low.

    But now that there is no more football, 220 it is and I'll get back up to 230, 240 and it will be fucking muscle. Also, by the time I get down to 220 through diet and body weight exercise, I'll probably have quit my job and school will have ended so I will be able to have three months to do physical labor for money and work out consistently.
    that's pretty much my exact same weight and height. I'm going to guess you've got a better fat to muscle ratio than I'm rocking though.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I haven't been to the gym in a few weeks.

    I feel shitty.

    I've made up for it by just not eating.

  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I haven't been to the gym in a few weeks.

    I feel shitty.

    I've made up for it by just not eating.

    That's a good way to make yourself feel better

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    I'm down to 228 now.

    This is good because I can't wait to get down to 220 and start lifting heavy again.

    How tall are you?

    6'2"

    The last two years I've been fluctuating between 230 and 240 for football, except for two minor incoveniences of surgery/sickness that laid me low.

    But now that there is no more football, 220 it is and I'll get back up to 230, 240 and it will be fucking muscle. Also, by the time I get down to 220 through diet and body weight exercise, I'll probably have quit my job and school will have ended so I will be able to have three months to do physical labor for money and work out consistently.
    that's pretty much my exact same weight and height. I'm going to guess you've got a better fat to muscle ratio than I'm rocking though.

    Currently? No. I'm pretty fucking out of shape.

    Between now and last year, which you can see in the pictures I've added to my last post, there's a pretty serious fucking difference.

    Also, Tube, quit being so short.

    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
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