WIll it only be $300 for you? It only starts to reduce from $600 once you earn 75k or more.
Or if you don't have to pay any additional taxes. If you don't have any tax liability (i.e. you receive a refund), then you only get $300.
Wrong. If you get a refund and make under 75k you still get the $600. The $300 is for people who don't pay income Taxes from their paychecks and still file. The people who make less than 75k and get refunds is exactly the demographic they are trying to reach - because they are the ones that will most likely go out and spend the money.
Some taxpayers may receive smaller economic stimulus payments than they anticipated. By law, the stimulus payments are offset to satisfy past-due taxes, student loans, child support and certain other debts.
Hahaha, here's a better picture of it, it's pretty badass.
My guess is that he's selling a Roland AX-7, since that is the only keytar still currently in production.
It's pretty effective, but it's normally overpriced and I don't like the way it looks. Plus it's easy to find so every dick-cheese who wants some old school cred picks one up. What I really want it is a Roland AXIS:
That thing is the Cadillac of Keytars. It's huge, powerful, ballsy, and it has a bitchin' look. It comes in a sick cherry red too, but I'd probably paint mine anyway. They're super rare though, so usually pretty expensive.
Some taxpayers may receive smaller economic stimulus payments than they anticipated. By law, the stimulus payments are offset to satisfy past-due taxes, student loans, child support and certain other debts.
and i owe well over $600 in student loans
so who knows?
Unless you're in default on your student loans, you don't have to worry about it. The "past-due" there applies to everything listed, not just taxes.
Some taxpayers may receive smaller economic stimulus payments than they anticipated. By law, the stimulus payments are offset to satisfy past-due taxes, student loans, child support and certain other debts.
and i owe well over $600 in student loans
so who knows?
Unless you're in default on your student loans, you don't have to worry about it. The "past-due" there applies to everything listed, not just taxes.
Some taxpayers may receive smaller economic stimulus payments than they anticipated. By law, the stimulus payments are offset to satisfy past-due taxes, student loans, child support and certain other debts.
and i owe well over $600 in student loans
so who knows?
Unless you're in default on your student loans, you don't have to worry about it. The "past-due" there applies to everything listed, not just taxes.
oh ok rad
thanks thanatos
Yeah, they want you spending that money, not using it to pay down debt. Remember to buy retail. :P
Hey Thanatos, how do I trick the government into giving me money even though I'm listed as a dependant. I don't depend on shit, this isn't fair.
get a job hippy.
Cap beats me to it. :P
The only ways to get around it would be to commit tax fraud or get your parents to file an amended claim. I don't recommend the former, and the latter would probably cost your parents more money than you'd get back in stimulus/tax refund.
Some taxpayers may receive smaller economic stimulus payments than they anticipated. By law, the stimulus payments are offset to satisfy past-due taxes, student loans, child support and certain other debts.
and i owe well over $600 in student loans
so who knows?
Unless you're in default on your student loans, you don't have to worry about it. The "past-due" there applies to everything listed, not just taxes.
oh ok rad
thanks thanatos
Yeah, they want you spending that money, not using it to pay down debt. Remember to buy retail. :P
can i use it to pay off a credit card knowing i'm going to be putting $1000 or so back on it in June?
i mean, i know i can use it however i want, but am i still within the principle of the issue?
Hey Thanatos, how do I trick the government into giving me money even though I'm listed as a dependant. I don't depend on shit, this isn't fair.
get a job hippy.
Cap beats me to it. :P
The only ways to get around it would be to commit tax fraud or get your parents to file an amended claim. I don't recommend the former, and the latter would probably cost your parents more money than you'd get back in stimulus/tax refund.
I was about to suggest the way that my folks and I used to do handle the tax refund, but then I realized that it probably constitutes tax fraud.
Hey Thanatos, how do I trick the government into giving me money even though I'm listed as a dependant. I don't depend on shit, this isn't fair.
get a job hippy.
Cap beats me to it. :P
The only ways to get around it would be to commit tax fraud or get your parents to file an amended claim. I don't recommend the former, and the latter would probably cost your parents more money than you'd get back in stimulus/tax refund.
I was about to suggest the way that my folks and I used to do handle the tax refund, but then I realized that it probably constitutes tax fraud.
So never mind.
Were you going to suggest that they figure out which way more money is saved, by claiming or not claiming as a dependent, and work out some sort of equitable division of the money? Because that's what my parents and I always did. I always assumed it was legal.
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I have graduated and have been paying on them for five years. Supposedly I'll be debt free in five more, but I'm thinking it's going to take longer.
Jesus. Fake your own death and change your name.
Of course, then your diploma won't count for much.
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No, I just need a reason to buy a gun for myself. Something to convince my rational side because 'zombie apocalypse' isn't cutting it.
Ah. Well, I find shooting to be fun. You can get into competitive shooting, too.
Wrong. If you get a refund and make under 75k you still get the $600. The $300 is for people who don't pay income Taxes from their paychecks and still file. The people who make less than 75k and get refunds is exactly the demographic they are trying to reach - because they are the ones that will most likely go out and spend the money.
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After the government collapses they'll be much more useful for claiming food and supplies from the other survivors than sticks or knives.
This says I get $300.
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Or maybe one of these babies, I haven't decided yet.
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you wanna buy a keytar?
my buddy has a really nice one he's thinking of selling.
What kind is it? I already have one of these, but I might be down to get a different one for the right price.
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at the bottom of the stimulus package payment schedule page, it has this little ditty
and i owe well over $600 in student loans
so who knows?
My guess is that he's selling a Roland AX-7, since that is the only keytar still currently in production.
It's pretty effective, but it's normally overpriced and I don't like the way it looks. Plus it's easy to find so every dick-cheese who wants some old school cred picks one up. What I really want it is a Roland AXIS:
That thing is the Cadillac of Keytars. It's huge, powerful, ballsy, and it has a bitchin' look. It comes in a sick cherry red too, but I'd probably paint mine anyway. They're super rare though, so usually pretty expensive.
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oh ok rad
thanks thanatos
get a job hippy.
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The only ways to get around it would be to commit tax fraud or get your parents to file an amended claim. I don't recommend the former, and the latter would probably cost your parents more money than you'd get back in stimulus/tax refund.
man that is twice as funny now that I have the quote right.
Curse my horrible hearing.
can i use it to pay off a credit card knowing i'm going to be putting $1000 or so back on it in June?
i mean, i know i can use it however i want, but am i still within the principle of the issue?
So never mind.
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