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What.
did I mention you were a robot?
No that sounds like me. Guess I'd forgotten.
Oh, and please do not make us homeless again, however brief the time. I did things I was not proud of...
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Annminuanuas Rabblecreate, wizard of no mean stature.
XVC-944 [Logic|ANGST], infamous robot.
I wish I was as good at writing as Edcrab is at TF2. Whenever I play I feel like I am dragging the team down since I am pretty lousy.
This is the first time I've ever seen my second homeland referenced on PA.
Holy crap.
I've done the trail three times. By not-so mysterious coincidence, I have had malaria nine times.
I'm sorry about your brother bs, if its any consolation, he gave us all the runs for a week.
I never knew you could catch malaria more than once. :U
The good: My surreptitious reading of Nora Roberts books has paid off, and according to my editor wife and editor buddy Cookie, I can write something steamy that does indeed sound like everyone is having a good time.
The bad: When you suggest moving cloth in a cutscene description, cinematics guys do not take it well.
There's pretty good cloth animation plugins, these days. Unless your cutscene is entirely in-engine and can't use any "canned" animations, but these days, even the Wii is powerful enough to convincingly simulate cloth movements.
If they have to animate the cloth "manually", then they're doing it wrong.
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Not that I'm leaking classified information, but that should suggest something.
I like to think that that's not because its a mechanics issue, it's just that the cinematics team wanted to render hardcore nudity. Perverts.
And @ Octopus: I wish I was as good at writing as I was at TF2
Then I decided that I didn't actually care that much.
Might do it somewhere else, but I'm happy with this one.
1) Appear on Fox news with a really stupid opinion piece but be as serious as possible before revealing over the internet that I was talking out my ass and that Blizzard aren't really eating orphans
2) Interact with a fully customisable virutal sex machine.
because holy shit I'm going to be rich
[edit: goddammit, bookslut
If only Hot Coffee had never happened... then you could have a cheat code that removes the cloth elements from these cinematics.
But what would be even better is a cheat code for LIFE, so you can turn the cinematics guys' whining off and get them to do their damn jobs.
Check out my new blog: http://50wordstories.ca
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There's definitely been some erotic and pornographic text adventures, if that's what you're asking. There's also some "games" that show you a virtual person, and you have to chat them into removing their clothes, etc. through Elisa-style chatting.
Check out my new blog: http://50wordstories.ca
Also check out my old game design blog: http://stealmygamedesigns.blogspot.com
I've, uh, acted in choose-your-own erotica. But that maybe doesn't count, because it was entirely improvised and unscripted.
this is just to say
i have destroyed every copy
of old man and the sea
that you kept in your bookcase
and which you were probably
intending to read again
i am sorry
but they needed to burn
and the matches were handy
actually i am not sorry
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"Do NOT buy this game!! It has Alien Sexy time!! It is a kind of porno! Do NOT buy this game! You can do so many deliciously corruptable things with it that sure it will corrupt any man who ganders at it in passing! Sexy time so intense, so STIMULATING that just one play through will change your mind forever!! Do NOT buy this game! Do not dare to look at the terrifying perversions contained within it!"
Seriously, how is barking that up on an international platform not going to sell a few more million copies?
Think about it. Who else could write and actualise such a convincingly near-the-knuckle satire about media sensationalism and downright idiocy?
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I love you.
Would you like another drink?
I love you.
Well, reading his books did make me fall asleep when I had insomnia so I can't hate the guy really.
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Plenty of people have come here asking for help on a particular project they are working on, or looking for ideas for something they have, etc.
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
Fuck them.