"We knew that there was a motorized, fully-articulated R2-D2 projector with built-in DVD, iPod dock, all kinds of digital media inputs, and Millennium Falcon remote control, but we never—EVER—imagined it would be so amazingly drooltastic as this video shows. Time to put on your LEGO-made Han Solo jacket or Leia bikini, and buy this thing—because after watching it in action, I don't care about the lack of Full HD support: this thing is absolutely I must have, caress, fondle, and lick all over material. Reaching nerdgasm, however, still costs $2,995."
Can we forget the price for a second and talk about the actual product? I think it's quite impressive. Does it do everything you think it should do? Does the remote work for you? I agree with others on the site that a lightsaber remote would have been cooler.
Believe me, I'm as practical as the next guy/girl and could never pay out such coin for something that's such an incredible novelty. (My wife would kill me, and I would probably beat her to it actually)
I just thought it was cool, and that maybe others might too.
So you're saying I am wrong in thinking that it is pretty damn cool, nifty, swell or even top drawer?
Can we forget the price for a second and talk about the actual product? I think it's quite impressive. Does it do everything you think it should do? Does the remote work for you? I agree with others on the site that a lightsaber remote would have been cooler.
Designed so that when you salute it the lightsaber shoots out of the top?
Can we forget the price for a second and talk about the actual product? I think it's quite impressive. Does it do everything you think it should do? Does the remote work for you? I agree with others on the site that a lightsaber remote would have been cooler.
Ok, forgetting the price. They should have added a port for a fleshlight. Because if you have one of these in your home you have obviously given up on sex with another human being and you should have just used that $3000 on whores. Whoops, there's that whole price thing again.
Can we forget the price for a second and talk about the actual product? I think it's quite impressive. Does it do everything you think it should do? Does the remote work for you? I agree with others on the site that a lightsaber remote would have been cooler.
Designed so that when you salute it the lightsaber shoots out of the top?
See, now that would be pretty great, especially if it could sense where you were somehow and shoot it at you to catch.:P (Ok, yeah, that's pretty damn geek lazy there)
Whats the point if R2 can't awkwardly extend his little tazer and make your friends piss themselves
It's no use... you can only own one of those if you have no friends.
This is a valid point
I think if I'm ever incredibly wealthy this is one of the things I'll secretly own for when I'm eating cheetohs in my boxers at three in the morning, but will never emerge otherwise
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Whats the point if R2 can't awkwardly extend his little tazer and make your friends piss themselves
It also needs a robotic phallus to interact with the other computers and electronics in my house. By giving them a good solid robot boning, and spinning it.
Whats the point if R2 can't awkwardly extend his little tazer and make your friends piss themselves
It also needs a robotic phallus to interact with the other computers and electronics in my house. By giving them a good solid robot boning, and spinning it.
If this stimulus plan gave me $3000 dollars instead of $300 I would be highly tempted to buy this. I am hardly a Star Wars fan and I find it fascinating.
This is pretty tits, and those that say otherwise are just bitter they can't afford it.
I know someone who knows someone who has one of these. I don't know if this is true, but I also heard it responds to voice commands and screams in terror when you mention Darth Vader.
If this stimulus plan gave me $3000 dollars instead of $300 I would be highly tempted to buy this. I am hardly a Star Wars fan and I find it fascinating.
This is pretty tits, and those that say otherwise are just bitter they can't afford it.
I'm bitter that I can't afford this thing, but I'm not going to knock it. It's awesome.
I can't afford $3000 hooker, either, but you don't see me trying to convince myself that they're horrible.
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Believe me, I'm as practical as the next guy/girl and could never pay out such coin for something that's such an incredible novelty. (My wife would kill me, and I would probably beat her to it actually)
I just thought it was cool, and that maybe others might too.
So you're saying I am wrong in thinking that it is pretty damn cool, nifty, swell or even top drawer?
Designed so that when you salute it the lightsaber shoots out of the top?
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Ok, forgetting the price. They should have added a port for a fleshlight. Because if you have one of these in your home you have obviously given up on sex with another human being and you should have just used that $3000 on whores. Whoops, there's that whole price thing again.
See, now that would be pretty great, especially if it could sense where you were somehow and shoot it at you to catch.:P (Ok, yeah, that's pretty damn geek lazy there)
but of course, 3k is a lot
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Whats the point if R2 can't awkwardly extend his little tazer and make your friends piss themselves
It's no use... you can only own one of those if you have no friends.
goddamn snake oil
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This is a valid point
I think if I'm ever incredibly wealthy this is one of the things I'll secretly own for when I'm eating cheetohs in my boxers at three in the morning, but will never emerge otherwise
It also needs a robotic phallus to interact with the other computers and electronics in my house. By giving them a good solid robot boning, and spinning it.
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Exactly
Features, people
I mean captain kirk is all right but they really aren't all that dynamic of characters...
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It says in the advertisement that is does have HD
gizmondo states that it does not have full HD support
Whats the difference
It said HD gaming so I just assumed, if it doesn't do it outside of that that is hella gay
i heard there is a new one coming out with that guy from the american comedy about zombies
Yeah but it's not full!
What kind of shitty-ass HD isn't full
I mean, gaaaaawd
i have no idea what it actually means
but if i can't afford it, i'm sure as hell going to knock it down a peg
I want to fucking do that.
in my experience, it's a pretty uncomfortable way to play, and it just feels wrong
This is pretty tits, and those that say otherwise are just bitter they can't afford it.
I must see it in action.
nobody cared
I'm bitter that I can't afford this thing, but I'm not going to knock it. It's awesome.
I can't afford $3000 hooker, either, but you don't see me trying to convince myself that they're horrible.