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RARGH FUCK THE POLICE ANGER AND OTHER SUCH EMOTIONS

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I don't get pulled over much because I walk to work
    they're apparently big on busting jaywalkers here

    which sucks because the lights here are retarded
    I keep hearing that, but I've jaywalked immediately in front of cops multiple times, and none of them have ever cared.

    I'm scared to : (

    I've done it a couple times here, but in Philadelphia it was seriously like "hey if there are no cars then you're good"

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    And yet an accident slows down all traffic for half an hour or more.

    Why don't you people, you know, slow down? Take life a little easier?

    Driving fast is enjoying life.


    Driving slow is lame.

    sarukun on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    The only time I've ever been pulled over for speeding was about ten seconds before some other car rear-ended the police car behind me, and the cop told me to go home because now he had something much better to deal with.

    That is awesome.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    The only time I've ever been pulled over for speeding was about ten seconds before some other car rear-ended the police car behind me, and the cop told me to go home because now he had something much better to deal with.

    thats awesome

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2008
    And yet an accident slows down all traffic for half an hour or more.

    Why don't you people, you know, slow down? Take life a little easier?

    because i'm more important than you and i need to get somewhere

    Garlic Bread on
  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    how do you get pulled over for stopping

    you're already stopped.

    it was afterwards

    i think he thought we were high

    it didn't help that we had like seven bags of fast food

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    That's a dumb story Larlar

    I bet it didn't even happen

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I don't get pulled over much because I walk to work
    they're apparently big on busting jaywalkers here

    which sucks because the lights here are retarded
    I keep hearing that, but I've jaywalked immediately in front of cops multiple times, and none of them have ever cared.
    I'm scared to : (

    I've done it a couple times here, but in Philadelphia it was seriously like "hey if there are no cars then you're good"
    That's what it's like in California and most of the Northeast, too.

    Apparently, cops in Washington are just huge dicks.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Damnit this thread has me listening to old school Gangsta shit.

    "Cock the 9" is up next on the playlist.

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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    And yet an accident slows down all traffic for half an hour or more.

    Why don't you people, you know, slow down? Take life a little easier?

    Driving fast is enjoying life.


    Driving slow is lame.

    And when you swerve and hit the guard rail and do three corkscrews in the air before smashing into a beautiful ball of death and fire, you get to look cool on the 6:00 news.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The only time i've been pulled over was in New Jersey. I was doing 85 in a 65. The cop let me off though since he saw I was military and I told him I was dropping off my friend and just trying to get home.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2008
    when i would drive with my dad he would always tell me to go faster (when I was at the speed limit) and he was a cop

    then one day i decided to let him drive back from the store and he got pulled over for speeding (like 7 miles above the limit) and i laughed pretty hard at him

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    Um... 75 in a 60 is speeding.
    In California, if you're going 75 in a 60, you're probably moving a bit slower than most of the traffic around you.

    It's seriously a totally different culture from most of the rest of the country.

    seriously. i get so pissed when people are going 75 in the fast lane. fast lane is clearly 80 and up.

    Basically if I can catch up to someone in the fast lane, they are driving too slow.

    this. so much this.

    I spent the first 6 years of my driving life in New Mexico, where all highways are two lanes each way and you can get pulled over for not obeying the basic principle of 'slower traffic keep right'. it is so aggravating to come out here and have people be all 'humph i'm going the speed limit in the fast lane and anybody who wants to pass me should in fact slow down instead'.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I haven't gotten a ticket in over 3 years. Just a little bit more and my insurance goes down!

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I don't get pulled over much because I walk to work

    they're apparently big on busting jaywalkers here

    which sucks because the lights here are retarded

    2 out of 3 of the lights on my route to work are total bastards
    if you don't press the walk button well before the light changes, it won't even stay green long enough to cross the street

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    And yet an accident slows down all traffic for half an hour or more.

    Why don't you people, you know, slow down? Take life a little easier?

    Driving fast is enjoying life.


    Driving slow is lame.

    And when you swerve and hit the guard rail and do three corkscrews in the air before smashing into a beautiful ball of death and fire, you get to look cool on the 6:00 news.

    Why would you swerve

    not many squirrels on the interstate

    Javen on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2008
    The only time i've been pulled over was in New Jersey. I was doing 85 in a 65. The cop let me off though since he saw I was military and I told him I was dropping off my friend and just trying to get home.

    jersey cops are dicks, i hear

    my brother's only ticket (that i know of) was in jersey

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited May 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    That's a dumb story Larlar

    I bet it didn't even happen

    The sudden impact and sound of glass shattering scared the fucking shit out of me. For the first five seconds I thought I was being shot at.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Yeah, Speed limit traffic really belongs in the middle lane.

    But I really do not see an awful lot of people doing anything faster than 75 in the fast lane in So Cal.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    And yet an accident slows down all traffic for half an hour or more.

    Why don't you people, you know, slow down? Take life a little easier?

    Driving fast is enjoying life.


    Driving slow is lame.

    And when you swerve and hit the guard rail and do three corkscrews in the air before smashing into a beautiful ball of death and fire, you get to look cool on the 6:00 news.

    if you can't handle your vehicle at any speed up to 90 you don't deserve a license.

    the wook on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    That's a dumb story Larlar

    I bet it didn't even happen

    The sudden impact and sound of glass shattering scared the fucking shit out of me. For the first five seconds I thought I was being shot at.

    Maybe you were. Maybe you're invincible.

    Meissnerd on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    And yet an accident slows down all traffic for half an hour or more.

    Why don't you people, you know, slow down? Take life a little easier?

    Driving fast is enjoying life.


    Driving slow is lame.

    And when you swerve and hit the guard rail and do three corkscrews in the air before smashing into a beautiful ball of death and fire, you get to look cool on the 6:00 news.

    Swerve?


    Who the hell swerves?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    you don't swerve for squirrels

    though i might swerve for wooks

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    oh one time in high school I got pulled over for "lane deviation" and the chick cop insisted on patting me down and it was creepy and weird.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2008
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I don't get pulled over much because I walk to work

    they're apparently big on busting jaywalkers here

    which sucks because the lights here are retarded

    2 out of 3 of the lights on my route to work are total bastards
    if you don't press the walk button well before the light changes, it won't even stay green long enough to cross the street

    Yeah they're like that here. I don't know why there's a button. Why can't they just light up "Walk" automatically like in the city?

    Garlic Bread on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    And yet an accident slows down all traffic for half an hour or more.

    Why don't you people, you know, slow down? Take life a little easier?

    Driving fast is enjoying life.


    Driving slow is lame.

    And when you swerve and hit the guard rail and do three corkscrews in the air before smashing into a beautiful ball of death and fire, you get to look cool on the 6:00 news.

    Swerve?


    Who the hell swerves?

    sometimes when I'm on a lonely street I'll swerve to the beat of my music

    Javen on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    The only time I've ever been pulled over for speeding was about ten seconds before some other car rear-ended the police car behind me, and the cop told me to go home because now he had something much better to deal with.

    That is the raddest.

    sarukun on
  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    And yet an accident slows down all traffic for half an hour or more.

    Why don't you people, you know, slow down? Take life a little easier?

    Driving fast is enjoying life.


    Driving slow is lame.

    And when you swerve and hit the guard rail and do three corkscrews in the air before smashing into a beautiful ball of death and fire, you get to look cool on the 6:00 news.

    Why would you swerve

    not many squirrels on the interstate

    Deer mostly, we have them all over the place here. Come around a turn at night going 80 on the interstate and next thing you know there are half a dozen deer jumping in front of your car.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited May 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    That's a dumb story Larlar

    I bet it didn't even happen

    The sudden impact and sound of glass shattering scared the fucking shit out of me. For the first five seconds I thought I was being shot at.

    Maybe you were. Maybe you're invincible.

    Invincible from speeding tickets.

    Larlar on
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    And yet an accident slows down all traffic for half an hour or more.

    Why don't you people, you know, slow down? Take life a little easier?

    Driving fast is enjoying life.


    Driving slow is lame.

    And when you swerve and hit the guard rail and do three corkscrews in the air before smashing into a beautiful ball of death and fire, you get to look cool on the 6:00 news.

    Swerve?


    Who the hell swerves?

    sometimes when I'm on a lonely street I'll swerve to the beat of my music

    I meant on the interstate, but yes, I do this too.


    Actually, I do this in parking lots with cars full of people, and scream real loud, it is the best thing.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    my car gets searched a lot. cops need to calm down

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I don't get pulled over much because I walk to work

    they're apparently big on busting jaywalkers here

    which sucks because the lights here are retarded

    2 out of 3 of the lights on my route to work are total bastards
    if you don't press the walk button well before the light changes, it won't even stay green long enough to cross the street

    Yeah they're like that here. I don't know why there's a button. Why can't they just light up "Walk" automatically like in the city?

    well as far as my town goes, I'm pretty sure it's because I'm one of maybe four people that actually walk anywhere
    and the city rightfully does not care about our pedestrian needs

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    oh one time in high school I got pulled over for "lane deviation" and the chick cop insisted on patting me down and it was creepy and weird.

    you should have just went along with it

    pornos start out that way

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    That's a dumb story Larlar

    I bet it didn't even happen

    The sudden impact and sound of glass shattering scared the fucking shit out of me. For the first five seconds I thought I was being shot at.

    Maybe you were. Maybe you're invincible.

    Invincible from speeding tickets.

    You're incredible Larson

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Yeah, Speed limit traffic really belongs in the middle lane.

    But I really do not see an awful lot of people doing anything faster than 75 in the fast lane in So Cal.
    o_O

    Everywhere north of there does way more. I mean, we were on the 5 on the way down to Anaheim from the Bay Area, and doing 105 in the slow lane. We were being passed by an awful lot of people.

    And in the Bay Area, anything under 80 has zero business in the fast lane.

    Thanatos on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    And yet an accident slows down all traffic for half an hour or more.

    Why don't you people, you know, slow down? Take life a little easier?

    Driving fast is enjoying life.


    Driving slow is lame.

    And when you swerve and hit the guard rail and do three corkscrews in the air before smashing into a beautiful ball of death and fire, you get to look cool on the 6:00 news.

    Some dumb highschool bitch a couple years ago sped down a road in Olympia, called Wheeler, that was really fun to speed on - bumpy and awesome as fuck.

    We never went too fast, though, because at the end there's a little hump and then an intersection where you can turn only left or right.

    Because if you go straight you'll go through a guardrail fall 2 stories and land on the Northbound lane of Interstate 5.

    Bitch is drunk with 2 friends in the car. Goes straight. The car does a barrel roll and lands top down. Kills her friends, but she of course lived.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    One of my dad's friends is a trucker.

    He once hit a moose going 60.

    The moose looked at him like he was retarded and walked away.

    The Peterbilt needed $19,000 in repairs.

    Faricazy on
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    my car gets searched a lot. cops need to calm down

    if you'd just quit smugglin' that shit

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    Deer mostly, we have them all over the place here. Come around a turn at night going 80 on the interstate and next thing you know there are half a dozen deer jumping in front of your car.

    People are all like "oh, urban sprawl, it's bad for wild life", but I really don't need squirrels and deer and beavers and shit jumping out in front of my car when I am trying to do Irvine-to-Cerritos in 20 minutes.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    And yet an accident slows down all traffic for half an hour or more.

    Why don't you people, you know, slow down? Take life a little easier?

    Driving fast is enjoying life.


    Driving slow is lame.

    And when you swerve and hit the guard rail and do three corkscrews in the air before smashing into a beautiful ball of death and fire, you get to look cool on the 6:00 news.

    Swerve?


    Who the hell swerves?

    sometimes when I'm on a lonely street I'll swerve to the beat of my music

    I meant on the interstate, but yes, I do this too.


    Actually, I do this in parking lots with cars full of people, and scream real loud, it is the best thing.

    in my school parking lot i used to roll down my windows and just yell as i stalled out my car on purpose. begging people to help me. and if anyone knew how to drive stick

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