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Big Daddies of the Caribbean: Dead Little Sisters

DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
So Gore Verbinski, the director of such films as Mouse Hunt, The Weatherman, and the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy, has signed on to direct a Bioshock adaptation to be written by John Logan who did The Aviator.
"Bioshock" takes place in an underwater city based on the free market principles of Ayn Rand, but things have gone disastrously wrong. Players control a pilot who crash-lands at a secret entrance to the city, called Rapture, and is drawn into a power struggle during which he discovers that his will is not as free as he'd thought.

"I think the whole utopia-gone-wrong story that's cleverly unveiled to players is just brimming with cinematic potential," said Verbinski. "Of all the games I've played, this is one that I felt has a really strong narrative.

Though no release date is even being targeted, Verbinski said he plans to start pre-production as soon as Logan's script is finished and approved by all involved.

Apparently it'll be R-rated, and he also might be doing a Portal movie(?)

And if anyone thinks this'll turn into a Halo, well...
Variety wrote:
"Bioshock" publisher Take-Two Interactive is getting a multimillion-dollar advance against gross points on the pic. It's believed to be the biggest videogame-to-movie deal since 2005, when U and Fox signed onto the since aborted "Halo" pic, for which Microsoft got $5 million against 10%.

Take-Two executive chairman Strauss Zelnick said the "state of the art" deal is structured so that "Bioshock" won't end up in turnaround like "Halo," which is back with Microsoft.

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I would see this.

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    THE PLURAL OF DADDY

    IS DADDIES

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    casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I am still waiting on my Metroid and Halo movies.

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    casper_27d wrote: »
    I am still waiting on my Metroid and Halo movies.

    more like eternal darkness

    and i would see a portal movie if only for glados

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Eternal darkness would be neat.

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    THE PLURAL OF DADDY

    IS DADDIES

    WELL IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE ALL SNIPPY ABOUT IT

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Eternal darkness would be neat.

    some studio got the rights to it and it never got made

    made me so mad

    that's it guys.

    we're doing it "SE++ presents Eternal Darkness"

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    whats the latest word on the halo movies

    peter jackson still wants to do them right?

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    whats the latest word on the halo movies

    peter jackson still wants to do them right?

    yeah he does, but his schedule keeps getting busier so he may have to detach himself from the movie at some point. I'm not sure if Bloomkamp is still attached as director either.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i liked bloomkamps stuff

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    casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    the problem with video game movies is that there have been so few good ones. the directors look at the game and think hey this sold millions of copies lets make it a movie. but once they get down to it they are unable to capture the essence of the game and you end up with something like Doom (had some unique cinimatography but pretty bland over all) or Resident Evil(not a bad movie series but to far from the game). The only one I really enjoyed and it could just be nostalgic value was the Super Mario Brothers Movie (despite being so far gone from the game)

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'd say that Mortal Kombat has been the best videogame movie so far

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'd say that Mortal Kombat has been the best videogame movie so far

    Wrong. Street Fighter.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Portal would make a terrible movie.

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    THE PLURAL OF DADDY

    IS DADDIES

    WELL IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE ALL SNIPPY ABOUT IT

    I'M SORRY IT'S JUST THAT I LIKE CORRECT SPELLING IN A BIG WAY.

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I'd say that Mortal Kombat has been the best videogame movie so far

    Wrong. Street Fighter.

    You wanna fight about it

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Portal would make a terrible movie.

    I'm thinking that too. I'm not sure how far they could take "woman running around walking through things completely alone."

    Whilst it'd be neat having glaDOS and seeing her on the big screen, I really don't know how they'd make it exciting.

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Portal would make a terrible movie.

    I'm thinking that too. I'm not sure how far they could take "woman running around walking through things completely alone."

    Whilst it'd be neat having glaDOS and seeing her on the big screen, I really don't know how they'd make it exciting.

    Phone Booth was a movie about a dude standing around in a 1m² cell for an hour and that wasn't half bad

    I'm pretty sure there are people in Hollywood who can make a Portal movie work

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    If this thread was just about Pirates of the Caribbean I was going to complain.

    And if this thread was just about Bioshock I was going to complain.

    Now that I can't complain about either of these, I have to say I have no fucking idea how Bioshock as a movie will work.

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    But it's a puzzle game. It's engaging because whilst you're solving puzzles you're listening and finding out all sorts of backstory about what went on. That doesn't sound like a good film to me.

    Unless they did a prequel that had glaDOS going online and the reverse-heimlich maneavour, then that'd be neat. Otherwise I'll remain skeptical.

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    There is absolutely no fucking need for a Portal adaptation.

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Silence you fools, a Portal movie would mean they would make Weighted Companion Cube and Portal Gun toys

    And then I would never leave the home (OR WOULD I)

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Portal would be a stupid movie adaptation.

    Better to have it do bondage porn or something:

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    2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    This all feels very wrong to me...

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Portal would be a stupid movie adaptation.

    Better to have it do bondage porn or something:

    Yowza

    This is quality stuff right here, any more?

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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    This is so awesome. Even if its awful, awesome news.

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    SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Why would they do Portal before they do Half-Life?

    ...unless Portal is a prequel.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Verbinsky is a great choice for this

    But these kinda movies live and die by their scripts, so I hope they get a good writer

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I hope it gets an ending that isn't total shit.

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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Why do you think Bioshocks ending was shit?

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Verbinsky is a great choice for this

    But these kinda movies live and die by their scripts, so I hope they get a good writer

    The screenwriter for this also penned Gladiator, Last Samurai and The Aviator. Check his imdb page he has pretty decent credentials.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    From a "why was the story awful in the last third" perspective or a "how did they let this happen" perspective?

    If it's from a story perspective
    Between Fontaine being kinda boring as a villain after the reveal, and getting rid of the mind control and turning into a Big Daddy were both fetch quests that never really did anything to advance the story.

    Also, the end boss fight was awful and the actual endings were a bit too neat and tidy for my tastes.

    from a technical perspective, I guess they just ran out of ideas, or decided that not enough people would play the last third to warrant making it good?

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Wandering around with Atlas telling you what to do?

    That doesn't sound extremely exciting.

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    Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Verbinsky is a great choice for this

    But these kinda movies live and die by their scripts, so I hope they get a good writer

    The screenwriter for this also penned Gladiator, Last Samurai and The Aviator. Check his imdb page he has pretty decent credentials.

    O rly?

    Color me excited. I love Bioshock and I love all three of those movies so . . . :winky:

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Bioshock movie?

    I'm in.

    Though to be honest, in the game I loved the presentation of the story more than I loved the story itself, but I'm sure a screenwriter with that resume would do just fine.

    Can't say I ain't psyched to see the bee-arm in full force from all angles.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I won't get all excited but I think the big screen and Bioshock could be done quite well. Better than any other game I can think of.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Look I really really love the game.

    But I can't be sold about the game. What sells it is a dude by himself exploring a city in ruins. I can't see how that can be translated into a movie.

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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Look I really really love the game.

    But I can't be sold about the game. What sells it is a dude by himself exploring a city in ruins. I can't see how that can be translated into a movie.

    If this is all you got out of the game thats unfortunate. But many many movies have had a lot less to go on. There is a vast wealth of imagery, themes and characters that the film could draw from. The ending was brilliant. Not many first person shooter endings top it, in fact, none that I can think of come close.

    One experience that basically cememted Bioschock in my mind as a truly realised world, was seeing a dead family, sitting on a couch, inside a barricaded home. The father having shot the rest first, then killed himself. Ive never felt so much sadness and dread in a videogame, such rich atmosphere. For me, it was an utterly engaging microcosm, a tour of humanity's problems infused with all that dark dreadful claustrophobia, walking through the remains of an entire cities slow decent into chaos and anarchy, the logs alone are something that you could focus on in a film, irregardless of the Fontaine storyline, which was comparatively weak.

    I played Bioshock only recently, having heard little about it prior to popping it in. I think some perspective is called for when playing Bioshock. It was fucking stellar. It weirds me out that people are all 'meh' about it.

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    casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i think a bioshock movie if done properly will actually be quiet an emotional ride. not just a action movie. however i do expect to see awsome use of plasmids but not to the point where they over power the rest of the movie.

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Excuse me

    Super Mario Bros.

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