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The Art Of Flunking

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    what the fuck is wrong with you people

    of course I'm fucking disappointed with a B

    I've only gotten one so far in high school, and I don't intend to get another

    I understand that you may fine with B's, but don't push your shitty fucking work ethic onto me, idiot

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    I'm going to poop on you because you're a nutsack with no friends

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    I HAVE TO BE THE BEST

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    OH CHRIST I MIGHT NOT GET INTO THE HONOR'S SOCIETY

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    I don't care about fucking honors, I care about being the very best

    like no one ever was

  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    gotta catch em all

    grade point average

  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User
    "i am happy being average"

    shut the fuck up Bers

  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User
    I am in high school, and the GPAs of most my friends are ridiculous

    Like, over 4.0, weighted

    Mine's like, a 3.2 weighted

    Makes me feel bad

  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User
    what the fuck is wrong with you people

    of course I'm fucking disappointed with a B

    I've only gotten one so far in high school, and I don't intend to get another

    I understand that you may fine with B's, but don't push your shitty fucking work ethic onto me, idiot

    so I take it this is why you post on message boards

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    You didn't meet your goals, Randall.

    You have let yourself down.

    You are a shitty person.

    Way to go.

  • KovakKovak Registered User
    fuckin GPA

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    You should never feel bad about your grades if you haven't been trying really hard.

    Now, you can feel bad about not trying hard enough, thats up to you, but you shouldn't feel bad about the end result if you knew you didn't give it your all.

    Now, had you given it your all, your real and true full-on balls out effort and still did mediocre?

    Well then I guess you can feel bad about that.

    This is the logic I used to help me get over my chronic bad grades.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    what the fuck is wrong with you people

    of course I'm fucking disappointed with a B

    I've only gotten one so far in high school, and I don't intend to get another

    I understand that you may fine with B's, but don't push your shitty fucking work ethic onto me, idiot

    so I take it this is why you post on message boards

    no I post on message boards because I am bored

    I guess you could call them...message boreds?


    hahahahahahaha get it

  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    I don't know how to fail but by god can I drop out with the best of 'em.

  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    what the fuck is wrong with you people

    of course I'm fucking disappointed with a B

    I've only gotten one so far in high school, and I don't intend to get another

    I understand that you may fine with B's, but don't push your shitty fucking work ethic onto me, idiot

    Have fun killing yourself.

  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    get it

    message boreds

  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    get it

    message boreds

    More like...

    Christ I can't even do it anymore now that I know you're an overachiever.

    (Not really, I do respect your work ethic)

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    Work ethic and that are two very different things.

  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    Well he obviously has a plan somewhere, like get good grades, get a scholarship, something along those lines.

    I mean, if he's just doing it because he wants to have schnazzy alphas on his report card then its a bit shitty, but as long as there's a purpose... a method to the madness if you will... I can write off him being a nutcase.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    I just said, I'm not doing it for the schnazzy alphas

    I am doing it because I want to be all that I can be

  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    I'll allow it. Cheers.

  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    "Being all you can be" should also entail college and a decent profession.

    Noble goals, if truth be told.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • KovakKovak Registered User
    A's are so much trouble.

    B's allow you to do a lot more with your time

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  • KovakKovak Registered User
    "Being all you can be" should also entail college and a decent profession.

    Noble goals, if truth be told.

    he's getting all A's to join the military

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  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    My grades went up from high school to college. Probably because I had significantly less fun.

  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    "Be all you can be" is the slogan from the 90s, man.

    Now its all about "Army of One"

    Edit: Shit, actually, I think its "Army Strong" now.

    He's a bit behind the times.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    That's like training for a marathon to break your legs.

    If you'd like an anime thread, please PM me to discuss it. Include pics/video of your favorites.
  • KovakKovak Registered User
    "Be all you can be" is the slogan from the 90s, man.

    Now its all about "Army of One"

    He's a bit behind the times.

    oh dang i am so behind

    i stopped watching tvs back in 2000

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    mostly my goal is to learn how to kill goats with my mind

    this one dude guy savelli can do it

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Men_Who_Stare_At_Goats

    it started in the 1980s with a secret military initiative called "operation jedi"
    which was sparked by jim channon's plan to create a new-age "first earth batallion" whose first loyalty would be to the earth

    this ties back because jim channon was the one who invented the army's hugely popular recruiting slogan, "be all that you can be"

  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    That's like training for a marathon to break your legs.

    Not if he wants to be the dude who controls the laser satellite.

    You need hella good grades to control the laser satellites.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • KovakKovak Registered User
    pew pew shootin lasers at you china

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    mostly my goal is to learn how to kill goats with my mind

    this one dude guy savelli can do it

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Men_Who_Stare_At_Goats

    it started in the 1980s with a secret military initiative called "operation jedi"
    which was sparked by jim channon's plan to create a new-age "first earth batallion" whose first loyalty would be to the earth

    this ties back because jim channon was the one who invented the army's hugely popular recruiting slogan, "be all that you can be"

    Sounds pretty good so far, but you need to tie in the Freemasons and Opus Dei before you've got yourself a proper conspiracy.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    So wait

    If I take a class over the summer and get an A in it when I failed it the last time

    Does it overwrite the F or just give me an A to balance it out to a C?

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  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    ...Timecube?

  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    nonono it is all real

    it is a non-fiction book

  • KovakKovak Registered User
    the men who stare at goats is a pretty classy title

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    indeed

    you dudes whould all read it

    it has some interesting tips

    like, to make a person forget what he is thinking about, you clench up your face and yell, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

    then you train yourself to do it inside your mind

    and project fear

    like, if three iraqi insurgents are attacking you, you punch out one's throat, make a fountain of blood, to make a visual disincentive for the other two to attack

  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    The Freemasons were real.

    Opus Dei is real.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    so is guy savelli

    we are in agreement here

  • casper_27dcasper_27d Malodin EverywhereRegistered User regular
    Kovak wrote: »
    "Being all you can be" should also entail college and a decent profession.

    Noble goals, if truth be told.

    he's getting all A's to join the military

    Hell we do not care about people with good grades, I just want a Soldier that will shower on a regular basis without me telling him to, or shave or just not look/smell like a shitbag. If they can read and write it s a bonus.

    pants are optional it is in our bylaws
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