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  • AegeriAegeri Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Geeze.

    And here I've been holding hands in the theater all this time. :|

    I've had a blowjob in a theatre before. She just wasn't into the movie and decided it was the simplest way of 'annoying' me when I was actually quite into it.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2008

    The girl I dated through high school, we would pick bad movies to do this for. I got head during Unbreakable, X-Men, Rush Hour, a few others. Flat out fucked during that one Keanu Reeves and Morgan Freeman movie because there was literally nobody else in the theater.

    The guy in the booth watched, and fapped while you did it.

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  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    Inquis your life is interesting yet not enviable.

    A strange combination.

    Yes, well... I...

    I can finally do pull-offs on my bass with some reliability!

    I can't even do that shit in Guitar Hero.

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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I got jerked off in public once.

    Girl was so bad at it I had to finish it off myself.

    So, I guess I should say that I got half-way jerked off in public once.

    Actually you should say you masturbate in public, you fucking sicko.

    I got jerked off in a cinema, though. During Iron Man. It was pretty sweet.

    The girl I dated through high school, we would pick bad movies to do this for. I got head during Unbreakable, X-Men, Rush Hour, a few others. Flat out fucked during that one Keanu Reeves and Morgan Freeman movie because there was literally nobody else in the theater.

    Well we didn't go intending to do this. I wasn't expecting it, at least, because she had never done anything sexual before. At all. Until a few months ago she'd never even kissed a guy.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    am i the only dude here who is loud during sex

    i certainly hope not

    The one time I've had sex I was very quiet. Like, I was there on a mission, and there would be no distractions from my objective.

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  • GimGim gossamer and quicksilver Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    My religion gave me quite the handjob in a theater once. It was odd.

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2008
    Variable wrote: »
    chain reaction.

    That's the one. God, why do you know that?

    Spoiler:
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Church wrote: »

    Well we didn't go intending to do this. I wasn't expecting it, at least, because she had never done anything sexual before. At all. Until a few months ago she'd never even kissed a guy.

    Is this "afraid to look you in the face" girl?

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'll admit it, I'm a talker

    edit:
    During sex, not movies

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm not big on the idea of doing anything in a movie theatre. If I payed $10 to see a movie, I'm going to see the fucking movie. I can get ass for free after.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    What the hell kind of theaters are you people going to?

    Do they not have ushers and projectionists and other human beings there?

    --

    I haven't had enough good sex without fear of someone barging in the door to know about myself.

    But the one girl who was all into oral had me laughing like the Joker after orgasm. <3 <3 <3

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  • AegeriAegeri Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I got jerked off in public once.

    Girl was so bad at it I had to finish it off myself.

    So, I guess I should say that I got half-way jerked off in public once.

    Actually you should say you masturbate in public, you fucking sicko.

    I got jerked off in a cinema, though. During Iron Man. It was pretty sweet.

    The girl I dated through high school, we would pick bad movies to do this for. I got head during Unbreakable, X-Men, Rush Hour, a few others. Flat out fucked during that one Keanu Reeves and Morgan Freeman movie because there was literally nobody else in the theater.

    Such debauchery!

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Plus, any talking/noise would have played down the repetitive thumping noise of the table hitting the bathroom wall over and over, and I could tell she was enjoying that.

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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Variable wrote: »
    chain reaction.

    That's the one. God, why do you know that?

    I waste time at work on a blu-ray forum and they were talking about it. never seen it.

    BNet-Vari#1998 | WiiU-Variable | 3DS-3866-8105-7478 | Steam | Twitch
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  • AegeriAegeri Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    What the hell kind of theaters are you people going to?

    Do they not have ushers and projectionists and other human beings there?

    When I do public porn, I do it damn well.

  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Variable wrote: »
    chain reaction.

    That's the one. God, why do you know that?

    I was there.

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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Church wrote: »

    Well we didn't go intending to do this. I wasn't expecting it, at least, because she had never done anything sexual before. At all. Until a few months ago she'd never even kissed a guy.

    Is this "afraid to look you in the face" girl?

    ...Yes.

    We accidentally had sex later.

    Right before she told me she was entering a foreign exchange programme to Germany and about how she was going to write me "Every day!"

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Church wrote: »
    ...Yes.

    We accidentally had sex later.

    Right before she told me she was entering a foreign exchange programme to Germany and about how she was going to write me "Every day!"

    Harsh.

    I think I may study abroad for like a year myself.

    I promise to post everyday!

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    you can't accidently have sex

    life is not oops my dick got hard and fell into your wet pussy

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    So far has she written you every day?

    Wait, Iron Man, has she even gone yet?

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  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Plus, any talking/noise would have played down the repetitive thumping noise of the table hitting the bathroom wall over and over, and I could tell she was enjoying that.

    The one time you had sex was in a bathroom? That's a bummer.

    Sex in crazy places sounds neat, but it's usually a bad idea. Or at least it is when you're 6'1" and kinda broad. Especially in a car, I have no idea how that's supposed to be fun.

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2008
    I'm not big on the idea of doing anything in a movie theatre. If I payed $10 to see a movie, I'm going to see the fucking movie. I can get ass for free after.

    This girl's parents were a particular brand of crazy Christian, and they weren't too happy she was dating an atheist. We didn't really have anywhere else to do this except for the back of my Mustang, and it was a '65 so it wasn't exactly comfortable.

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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    you can't accidently have sex

    life is not oops my dick got hard and fell into your wet pussy

    More like she convinced me, for a moment, that she was ready and I knew goddamn well she was not ready.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I shout sometimes when I orgasm.

    Like just a loud "EEEEURRRGHAAAAGH!!!"

    like a battle-cry

    not sure why really

    but damn it feels good

  • AegeriAegeri Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    My ex-girlfriend always annoyed me during sex. It's like, keep your hand out or I'll stab it away. I'm not a bang in and run man, I need time to acquaint myself and get a proper position. I don't need you screwing with my GPS.

    *shakes fist*

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm not big on the idea of doing anything in a movie theatre. If I payed $10 to see a movie, I'm going to see the fucking movie. I can get ass for free after.

    This girl's parents were a particular brand of crazy Christian, and they weren't too happy she was dating an atheist. We didn't really have anywhere else to do this except for the back of my Mustang, and it was a '65 so it wasn't exactly comfortable.

    At least you weren't fucking her in the back of a Volkswagen

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Plus, any talking/noise would have played down the repetitive thumping noise of the table hitting the bathroom wall over and over, and I could tell she was enjoying that.

    The one time you had sex was in a bathroom? That's a bummer.

    Sex in crazy places sounds neat, but it's usually a bad idea. Or at least it is when you're 6'1" and kinda broad. Especially in a car, I have no idea how that's supposed to be fun.

    Yeah, it was in the bathroom. But, we dragged the big disabled persons table into it so we had something solid to work on. Bathroom was the place with the least cameras. It was at work, for the record.

    And on that lovely note, I am going to bed, night chat.

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2008
    God, I took the best years out of that girl, I think. She's now fat, ugly, and married. So many people got fat in college, and I just lost weight.

    Spoiler:
  • AegeriAegeri Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    you can't accidently have sex

    life is not oops my dick got hard and fell into your wet pussy

    I thought that's how it worked!

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    bathroom should be the place with no cameras

    ain't it illegal in most places to put cameras in bathrooms?

  • AegeriAegeri Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    God, I took the best years out of that girl, I think. She's now fat, ugly, and married. So many people got fat in college, and I just lost weight.

    That's the worms.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    bathroom should be the place with no cameras

    ain't it illegal in most places to put cameras in bathrooms?

    Well yeah, least being zero in the bathrooms case. Didn't make that clear exactly though.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    you can't accidently have sex

    life is not oops my dick got hard and fell into your wet pussy

    I thought that's how it worked!

    Only if you believe in intelligent falling

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    If you ask a question and say "I know it's a stupid question" please do not be surprised if I agree with you.

    The more you know

  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    I shout sometimes when I orgasm.

    Like just a loud "EEEEURRRGHAAAAGH!!!"

    like a battle-cry

    not sure why really

    but damn it feels good

    Sometimes I'll shout "SHORYUKEN."

    And punch them with a flaming uppercut.

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  • AegeriAegeri Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    you can't accidently have sex

    life is not oops my dick got hard and fell into your wet pussy

    I thought that's how it worked!

    Only if you believe in intelligent falling

    Does this...does this mean you're not supposed to just pee in there?

    Cause that's what I figured...

  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    you can't accidently have sex

    life is not oops my dick got hard and fell into your wet pussy

    I thought that's how it worked!

    Only if you believe in intelligent falling

    This is my story. I am sticking to it.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    [chat] is strange this morning...religion stuff mixed with masturbation...

    Anyway, morning!

  • GimGim gossamer and quicksilver Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Where's Elendil? I need someone as pathetic as me.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    I shout sometimes when I orgasm.

    Like just a loud "EEEEURRRGHAAAAGH!!!"

    like a battle-cry

    not sure why really

    but damn it feels good

    Sometimes I'll shout "SHORYUKEN."

    And punch them with a flaming uppercut.

    At least it's better than the DROPPIN' LOADS guy in porn

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
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