Movie Theater.
My old primary school.
Graveyard
Car
Toilet
Pool
is about as creative as I've been.
At a graveyard? How were you not creeped out by all the dead people around you?
I suppose I could have been. If she hadn't just pulled me down and decided that was where it was going to happen. It wasn't like I was going to say no.
I suppose I could have been. If she hadn't just pulled me down and decided that was where it was going to happen. It wasn't like I was going to say no.
I guess this is just me not having a penis to do the thinking for me, but there's no way I could become aroused at a cemetery.
So I just played basketball for like three hours and it culminated with me punching the pole repeatedly.
So like, i'm really hungry now.
(Edit: I wanted to have sex in a cometary back in my day. . .but then I found out a lot of people I knew had already accomplished the feat and it lost the mystique.)
I suppose I could have been. If she hadn't just pulled me down and decided that was where it was going to happen. It wasn't like I was going to say no.
I guess this is just me not having a penis to do the thinking for me, but there's no way I could become aroused at a cemetery.
You say this like girls who get turned on by death aren't common. Shit, I go to a Nekromantix concert and by the time the encore's over I've got five of them stuck to my jacket.
Feral on
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
Ok, I should have said "not having a penis and not being goth." What I meant is, I can't imagine being aroused at a location that I found as repressive as I find a cemetery.
(Edit: I wanted to have sex in a cometary back in my day. . .but then I found out a lot of people I knew had already accomplished the feat and it lost the mystique.)
Considering I live three blocks from Colma and I have a penchant for getting together with ex-goths, I think this might be an attainable goal.
Three blocks from Colma, eh? I have bad blood with someone who used to live there. Can you burn down the Mr. Pickles up there? It would be a moral victory for me.
Considering I live three blocks from Colma and I have a penchant for getting together with ex-goths, I think this might be an attainable goal.
Three blocks from Colma, eh? I have bad blood with someone who used to live there. Can you burn down the Mr. Pickles up there? It would be a moral victory for me.
No!
Every time I pass that place I say, in my best Butters voice, "Aw, I thought you were Mr. Pickles!" And if I have a South Park fan in my car, we laugh and laugh and laugh.
Feral on
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
Ok, I should have said "not having a penis and not being goth." What I meant is, I can't imagine being aroused at a location that I found as repressive as I find a cemetery.
It's just that many people do not find them oppressive. They tend to look rather cheerful and peaceful to me, if often quite tacky.
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The only thing worse than translating Plato is realizing that he was probably serious.
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It needs to have a sort of villanous ring to it, as though I might leap of the room cackling madly.
It's a trap!
I prefer bookstore/coffee shop girls to dykes, but if they wear their leathers right who am I to judge.
At a graveyard? How were you not creeped out by all the dead people around you?
they were dead. that's not creepy.
Aegeris mom says: Ya gotta clear the drains
Aegeri says: Certainly!
Aegeris mom says: can't have you dropping a load during your presentation
Aegeri says: Though God does get upset
Aegeris mom says: ah well make sure you have a dump at 12pm
Ever done it on a mortician's slab? If not, you have not lived.
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/13626279/detail.html !!!
Goths are pretty hot, and what's more goth than dead people.
oh man
Hahahaha!
I suppose I could have been. If she hadn't just pulled me down and decided that was where it was going to happen. It wasn't like I was going to say no.
Aegeris mom says: Ya gotta clear the drains
Aegeri says: Certainly!
Aegeris mom says: can't have you dropping a load during your presentation
Aegeri says: Though God does get upset
Aegeris mom says: ah well make sure you have a dump at 12pm
Aegeri says: You're certainly quite right! It will help keep me calm.
Considering I live three blocks from Colma and I have a penchant for getting together with ex-goths, I think this might be an attainable goal.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
But can you secure access to a mortician's slab? Because really.
I guess this is just me not having a penis to do the thinking for me, but there's no way I could become aroused at a cemetery.
I could probably manage it.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
So like, i'm really hungry now.
(Edit: I wanted to have sex in a cometary back in my day. . .but then I found out a lot of people I knew had already accomplished the feat and it lost the mystique.)
and now i have to get up at 8:30 to discuss marxist theory i haven't read
balls
later dudes
You say this like girls who get turned on by death aren't common. Shit, I go to a Nekromantix concert and by the time the encore's over I've got five of them stuck to my jacket.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
It has nothing to do with penises and everything to do with defying convention.
Also because graveyards have such nice grace and lovely shade and pretty flowers all over and the deer and the birds and such.
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Feral: I have no idea who the Nekromantix are but you need to get me tickets and reccomend a hotel with lots of spiderwebs but no barf on the walls.
Mortician's slab.
They share a singer with their sister act, The Horrorpops.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Three blocks from Colma, eh? I have bad blood with someone who used to live there. Can you burn down the Mr. Pickles up there? It would be a moral victory for me.
I blame all of those baby sandwiches.
No!
Every time I pass that place I say, in my best Butters voice, "Aw, I thought you were Mr. Pickles!" And if I have a South Park fan in my car, we laugh and laugh and laugh.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I realize this means that my opinions on music taste are invalidated for all eternity but I don't care.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
It's just that many people do not find them oppressive. They tend to look rather cheerful and peaceful to me, if often quite tacky.
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The only thing worse than translating Plato is realizing that he was probably serious.
It was in a cemetery.
He hasn't yet established that it was freaky.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.