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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    electricitylikesme wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    electricitylikesme wrote: »
    Wait did Aegeri have freaky sex in a cemetery? I came in late here.

    It was in a cemetery.

    He hasn't yet established that it was freaky.
    Did he think beforehand "maybe I should put down a towel" ?

    That just means it's her time of the month, that doesn't mean it's freaky.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    electricitylikesme wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    electricitylikesme wrote: »
    Wait did Aegeri have freaky sex in a cemetery? I came in late here.

    It was in a cemetery.

    He hasn't yet established that it was freaky.
    Did he think beforehand "maybe I should put down a towel" ?

    That just means it's her time of the month, that doesn't mean it's freaky.
    You know that would've saved some awkward stealth laundry around my place had I thought of it earlier.

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    God I love Meat Loaf.

    I realize this means that my opinions on music taste are invalidated for all eternity but I don't care.

    a friend of mine wants to start loaflolling people with I Would Do Anything For Love, instead of Rickrolling people.

    alright now i have to go to bed.

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    :whistle: Come on! come on!
    And there'll be no turning back,
    You were only killing time and it'll kill you right back!
    Come on! come on!
    It's time to burn up the fuse,
    You've got nothing to do and even less to lose!
    You've got nothing to do and even less to lose!

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    Night kiddies.

    freefallagent.jpg
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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    electricitylikesme wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    electricitylikesme wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    electricitylikesme wrote: »
    Wait did Aegeri have freaky sex in a cemetery? I came in late here.

    It was in a cemetery.

    He hasn't yet established that it was freaky.
    Did he think beforehand "maybe I should put down a towel" ?

    That just means it's her time of the month, that doesn't mean it's freaky.
    You know that would've saved some awkward stealth laundry around my place had I thought of it earlier.

    There's a reason most of my towels are black.

    If that squicks you and you happen to be staying at my place and need to take a shower, the blue towels and leopard print towels are safe.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
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  • GimGim Registered User
    *straps on grenades*

    *starts walking to Colma*

    You're a dead fucker, Pickles.

    Organichu wrote: »
    NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH FUCKING KIDS
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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    IreneDAdler wrote: »
    Ok, I should have said "not having a penis and not being goth." What I meant is, I can't imagine being aroused at a location that I found as repressive as I find a cemetery.

    It's just that many people do not find them oppressive. They tend to look rather cheerful and peaceful to me, if often quite tacky.

    I know, and I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that, but Aegeri said it wasn't his idea to have sex at the cemetery, and I'm just saying if it wasn't my idea I couldn't perform.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    (one of) the girl(s) I have a crush on is into bloodplay.

    I think I need to stock up on towels.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User
    Feral wrote: »
    (one of) the girl(s) I have a crush on is into bloodplay.

    I think I need to stock up on towels.

    I don't think I could do that. The clean up afterwards would take waaaay too much effort.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    IreneDAdler wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    (one of) the girl(s) I have a crush on is into bloodplay.

    I think I need to stock up on towels.

    I don't think I could do that. The clean up afterwards would take waaaay too much effort.

    I've never done it before.

    Apparently she's only done it with one person. They put down plastic.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Wrath Registered User regular
    I can't stand the Horrorpops.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    :whistle: A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age!

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
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  • GimGim Registered User
    I once saw a group called The Dollyrots, thinking they would be a fun metal/goth spectacle group.

    Boy, was I disappointed.

    Organichu wrote: »
    NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH FUCKING KIDS
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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/timeblogs/the_china_blog/~3/288905847/sichuan_quake_iiithree_gorges.html

    Could someone please copy and paste the body of that for me? I can't get to it.

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User
    Feral wrote: »
    IreneDAdler wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    (one of) the girl(s) I have a crush on is into bloodplay.

    I think I need to stock up on towels.

    I don't think I could do that. The clean up afterwards would take waaaay too much effort.

    I've never done it before.

    Apparently she's only done it with one person. They put down plastic.

    Well that and you'd have to shower afterwards, and frankly I don't have the motivation to get up and shower after sex.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Loren, it's short.

    A reader in response to a previous post quite rightly raises the (terrible) prospect of damage to Three Gorges Dam, the monumental hydroelectric project located in western Hubei province,about 660 kilometres east of Chengdu. Thus far, both Xinhua and Reuters reports (out of Chengdu) are saying that there is no evidence as yet of any cracks or otherwise significant damage at the Dam as a result of the quake. But it's still early and this is obviously something we'll watch.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    Bloody hell...10,000 believed dead and 10,000 believed trapped under the rubble. This is horrific.

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  • AegeriAegeri Registered User regular
    IreneDAdler wrote: »
    Aegeri wrote: »
    I suppose I could have been. If she hadn't just pulled me down and decided that was where it was going to happen. It wasn't like I was going to say no.

    I guess this is just me not having a penis to do the thinking for me, but there's no way I could become aroused at a cemetery.

    The penis is evil!
    The penis shoots seeds!
    The penis makes a scourge of men to cover the earth!

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Aegeri wrote: »
    IreneDAdler wrote: »
    Aegeri wrote: »
    I suppose I could have been. If she hadn't just pulled me down and decided that was where it was going to happen. It wasn't like I was going to say no.

    I guess this is just me not having a penis to do the thinking for me, but there's no way I could become aroused at a cemetery.

    The penis is evil!
    The penis shoots seeds!
    The penis makes a scourge of men to cover the earth!

    Dick will make you slap somebody!

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    16 oz of beer is a larger quantity than 12 but in the end it's still beer I think we can agree

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    Thanks, Feral.

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  • AegeriAegeri Registered User regular
    Tarranon wrote: »
    16 oz of beer is a larger quantity than 12 but in the end it's still beer I think we can agree

    Funny how you turn up when penis is mentioned >: (

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Tarranon wrote: »
    8 in of dick is a larger quantity than 6 but in the end it's still dick I think we can agree

    pervert

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
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  • GimGim Registered User
    Zardoz

    Organichu wrote: »
    NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH FUCKING KIDS
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  • AegeriAegeri Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Zardoz

    You were in that movie weren't you Gim?

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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    8 in of dick is a larger quantity than 6 but in the end it's still dick I think we can agree

    pervert

    god it has only been a minute or so and already my life's work is distorted beyond ken.

    now I know how jesus feels.

    wait holy crap windows xp service pack 3?

    how long has this been out? I've been kicking SP2 since like. God. Since forever.

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User
    Feral wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    8 in of dick is a larger quantity than 6 but it's still dick in my end, I think we can agree

    fag

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Tarranon wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    8 in of dick is a larger quantity than 6 but in the end it's still dick I think we can agree

    pervert

    god it has only been a minute or so and already my life's work is distorted beyond ken.

    now I know how jesus feels inside me

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Wrath Registered User regular
    ER is the only show about a hospital that can squeeze a fistfight, a drunken Steve Buscemi, a lover's embrace, and an exploding ambulance into a season finale.

    I just...I am taping the episode because I don't know how they did it.

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  • GimGim Registered User
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Spoiler:

    You were in that movie weren't you Gim?

    No. Though I suspect Than was.

    Organichu wrote: »
    NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH FUCKING KIDS
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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7-i43W4mqw

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8bOKeppnBA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvvjiE4AdUI

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llXTlKeQKjE

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7MG-FU43a4

    YEAH YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
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  • AegeriAegeri Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    8 in of dick is a larger quantity than 6 but in the end it's still dick I think we can agree

    pervert

    god it has only been a minute or so and already my life's work is distorted beyond ken.

    now I know how jesus feels inside me

    I see what you did there.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Wrath Registered User regular
    Goddamnit, Feral.

    sigvf.jpg
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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    I am pretty averagely endowed.

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    SP3 is apparently only a couple of weeks old.

    stunning

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    electricitylikesme wrote: »
    I am pretty averagely endowed.

    Based on measurements or based on results?

    2ezikn6.jpg
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  • GimGim Registered User
    Fuck it, I'm tired. I'll just be grungy tomorrow.

    Night.

    Organichu wrote: »
    NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH FUCKING KIDS
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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    Tarranon wrote: »
    SP3 is apparently only a couple of weeks old.

    stunning

    So that's why my computer wants me to keep it up to date.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Loren Michael wrote: »
    electricitylikesme wrote: »
    I am pretty averagely endowed.

    Based on measurements or based on results?
    If you've been a teenager, then one time when it was time to jerk it you got out the ruler first.

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
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