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Tube's List Of Enemies And To A Much Lesser Extent Console Friends Of Various Kinds

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    defender you are posting on an internet forum where the only means of interaction are posts in that forum

    and then are calling us unreasonable for making judgements about you based on said posts

    do you not see the idiocy here?

    When it is well-known that this is not how I act in person? When people who have met me in person are on this forum and telling you that this isn't how I act? When, I don't know, the way I act on here is goddamn ridiculous and yet my personal life (from what I've posted) isn't completely in shambles? When I outright say "I'm exaggerating certain elements of my personality (and those of my father) for entertainment" many times? Yes, at that point, I am calling you unreasonable. If you've only seen me here for a week, then, OK, I understand. But I've been here for YEARS, and I post a decent amount, so unless you're new, you should know this by now.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • DroolDrool Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Man, I've ignored this sticky up here for so long and I finally click on it and it's mommy and daddy fighting in the kitchen all over again.

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    defender you are posting on an internet forum where the only means of interaction are posts in that forum

    and then are calling us unreasonable for making judgements about you based on said posts

    do you not see the idiocy here?

    When it is well-known that this is not how I act in person? When people who have met me in person are on this forum and telling you that this isn't how I act? When, I don't know, the way I act on here is goddamn ridiculous and yet my personal life (from what I've posted) isn't completely in shambles? When I outright say "I'm exaggerating certain elements of my personality (and those of my father) for entertainment" many times? Yes, at that point, I am calling you unreasonable. If you've only seen me here for a week, then, OK, I understand. But I've been here for YEARS, and I post a decent amount, so unless you're new, you should know this by now.

    see

    people post here who actually act the way you do and actually have a personal life in shambles that they are in denial about

    so

    not much of a stretch, not really, no

    i judge you based on what you post, even if you backpedal later

  • TubeTube Says some shit Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited May 2008
    i understand the post completely, it's you i can't fathom

    Just step away from the keyboard and try and think of him as an abstract internet concept rather than a thinking being that actually thinks this stuff.

  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    defender you are posting on an internet forum where the only means of interaction are posts in that forum

    and then are calling us unreasonable for making judgements about you based on said posts

    do you not see the idiocy here?

    When it is well-known that this is not how I act in person? When people who have met me in person are on this forum and telling you that this isn't how I act? When, I don't know, the way I act on here is goddamn ridiculous and yet my personal life (from what I've posted) isn't completely in shambles? When I outright say "I'm exaggerating certain elements of my personality (and those of my father) for entertainment" many times? Yes, at that point, I am calling you unreasonable. If you've only seen me here for a week, then, OK, I understand. But I've been here for YEARS, and I post a decent amount, so unless you're new, you should know this by now.

    see

    people post here who actually act the way you do and actually have a personal life in shambles that they are in denial about

    so

    not much of a stretch, not really, no

    i judge you based on what you post, even if you backpedal later

    Yeah, it's totally a "backpedal" on my part when Shoe comes in and says "no, he's easy-going and polite in person." Because Shoe is my alt, right? Or because I kidnapped his wife and threatened to kill her if he didn't say that I'm nice? Seriously, how is this a backpedal? Oh, wait, it's not. You simply continue to be wrong, and to cover up that you're wrong, you make up that I'm changing my stance.
    i understand the post completely, it's you i can't fathom

    Just step away from the keyboard and try and think of him as an abstract internet concept rather than a thinking being that actually thinks this stuff.

    See? This person understands it. It's not that fucking complicated.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    defender you are posting on an internet forum where the only means of interaction are posts in that forum

    and then are calling us unreasonable for making judgements about you based on said posts

    do you not see the idiocy here?

    When it is well-known that this is not how I act in person? When people who have met me in person are on this forum and telling you that this isn't how I act? When, I don't know, the way I act on here is goddamn ridiculous and yet my personal life (from what I've posted) isn't completely in shambles? When I outright say "I'm exaggerating certain elements of my personality (and those of my father) for entertainment" many times? Yes, at that point, I am calling you unreasonable. If you've only seen me here for a week, then, OK, I understand. But I've been here for YEARS, and I post a decent amount, so unless you're new, you should know this by now.

    see

    people post here who actually act the way you do and actually have a personal life in shambles that they are in denial about

    so

    not much of a stretch, not really, no

    i judge you based on what you post, even if you backpedal later

    Yeah, it's totally a "backpedal" on my part when Shoe comes in and says "no, he's easy-going and polite in person." Because Shoe is my alt, right? Or because I kidnapped his wife and threatened to kill her if he didn't say that I'm nice? Seriously, how is this a backpedal? Oh, wait, it's not. You simply continue to be wrong, and to cover up that you're wrong, you make up that I'm changing my stance.
    i understand the post completely, it's you i can't fathom

    Just step away from the keyboard and try and think of him as an abstract internet concept rather than a thinking being that actually thinks this stuff.

    See? This person understands it. It's not that fucking complicated.

    you get pretty riled up about this, don't you

  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Yes, I'm totally genuinely upset. It's definitely not you taking things at face value again, despite what I've been saying to you for the last hour. I'm actually really honestly angered and I'm going to lose sleep over this series of posts while you are safely tucked into your bed, dreaming about what you're going to color tomorrow in special school.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
  • TubeTube Says some shit Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited May 2008
    One of the hardest lessons to learn in life is that your personality is what you communicate, not what you intend to communicate.

  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    One of the hardest lessons to learn in life is that your personality is what you communicate, not what you intend to communicate.

    Right, and people who have met me in person, Shoe being the example in this thread, tend to describe me as easy-going and polite. So I guess that that's what I communicate, and thus that is my personality, according to what you're saying here.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • TubeTube Says some shit Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited May 2008
    wow you sure sucked the fun right out of this thread huh

  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    this is a book i saw at B&N the other day. maybe it will bring this thread back
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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    this is a book i saw at B&N the other day. maybe it will bring this thread back
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    I bought that book! I look forward to reading it.

    I also bought all her other books too. Those being Spook and Stiff, about ghosts and corpses respectively.

  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i was really talking more about the subtitle and title... i haven't read the book

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I haven't read it either.

  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Bonk is a sex scientist

    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    A book on sex written by BonK would be interesting.

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    this is a book i saw at B&N the other day. maybe it will bring this thread back
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    this is a book i saw at B&N the other day. maybe it will bring this thread back
    0393064646.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

    I bought that book! I look forward to reading it.

    I also bought all her other books too. Those being Spook and Stiff, about ghosts and corpses respectively.

    she's got an interview in the 2008 writer's market. definitely seems cool, when i have money i'll read those books

  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    hey Teefs, how ya been?

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    wow you sure sucked the fun right out of this thread huh

    No, I'm not the one who needed a five-page explanation of how Defender and <real name> can differ.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2008
    can we at least agree that you suck

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    wow you sure sucked the fun right out of this thread huh

    No, I'm not the one who needed a five-page explanation of how Defender and <real name> can differ.

    haha

    and your internet paranoia

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    THEY'LL FIND ME, MAN

    FIND ME

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    wow you sure sucked the fun right out of this thread huh

    No, I'm not the one who needed a five-page explanation of how Defender and <real name> can differ.

    haha

    and your internet paranoia

    Yeah, I agree that I take it a little further than is rational. But when you're this big a dickhead AND you work in the games industry, do you really want to be identified on a site like this one? Come on.

    Also, to be super serial about it, CT knows what I'm talking about, right? CT avoids posting real-life information on here the same way I do because there are so many faceless retards who read this forum, not counting the...face-having...retards.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus ha ha just kidding I'm Frog ManRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    there are sometimes good reasons to fear the internet

    4chan, for example

  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Yeah I used the word "faceless" but I deliberately chose not to say "anonymous" and evoke that image. Still, one post later, somebody else did it anyway.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus ha ha just kidding I'm Frog ManRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm just saying

    4chan is scary

  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2008
    my name is chris holtz

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    4chan is like, the most tame of any of the chans

    /b/ has some fucking hilarious shit

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus ha ha just kidding I'm Frog ManRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm fully aware there is worse stuff out there

    but 4chan is the gateway to the first level of that infernal domain

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    my name is chris holtz

    it is, too

    he emailed me his passport

  • SeriouslySeriously ˈpɛrɪ ˌdɒt Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    You guys are such jerks


    Defender's wife was really sick so he took her to the hospital and he told the doctor she had Dillanson's toxoplamoidosis.

    And then the doctor said

    what, no she doesn't that's not even a real disease


    and so Defender said oh okay well you're the doctor you probably know better than I do about such things

    and then his wife died in the hospital


    So now you all see why he can never admit to being wrong about anything. The last time he did he lost the one he loved.


    Dicks

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    he is the one. don't believe his lies. you're right all the time anyway.

  • TubeTube Says some shit Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited May 2008
    If you'd had as many crazy people fixate on you as I have you'd be pretty fucking careful with your real name too.

    Oh and all you people who think you know my real name? Nuh uh I've got another one.

  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2008
    nobody cares enough to find any person on this forum

    true story

    self absorbed jerks

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    i can understand when tube does it, but i don't think that anyone else really needs to that badly.

    except for that one guy who kept iming all the mods because he wanted to be friends.

  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    defender has "working the game industry" confused with "working in the national defense/intelligence industry"

    I'm sorry but large russians from Croteam will never break down your door and attempt to steal your crappy video game secrets

    your martial arts are in vain

  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2008
    sike i'm stalking all of you

    especially those who have released their real names

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
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