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I was weak ok... it was a moment of weakness.
You made up an allusion to a line from a movie about a decade old?
SODOMISE INTOLERANCE
Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
What's that bullshit.
Did you suck Tube off?
Stay with the pain! Don't shut this out!
Don't deal with it the way those dead people do! Come on!
No I made up the whole thing about feral degrading people down so that he can have sex with them. Jeez man keep up.
Well done you.
SODOMISE INTOLERANCE
Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
That and walking around in his underwear with a bed sheet tied around his neck making woooosh sounds.
DANGATA-DANGATA-DANG
Decided to watch videodrome? Wait is that cronenberg?
Which I guess would be gold rings.
I saw that already. I'm watching Eastern Promises
Fucking love that movie, the bathhouse scene is excellent and I give credit to Viggo very few men in hollywood would ever agree to that.
I dunno if I would call it hot man.
He fucking eye gouges a dude, I mean jesus.
I think you might have mentioned it once. What happened?
I accidentally had sex with her, which I was sure was a bad idea. Then, while I was thinking about just how badly I had screwed up and how to go about fixing it, she tells me she's gotten into this exchange student programme to Germany and she'll spend her next school year there and I promise I'll write you every day!
So, being the genius that I am, I panic and, when prompted, quickly stammer out a promise to wait for her.
Night.
Someone did but did not tell me who they were
Cause that's bullshit, you can't accidentally have sex with someone.
Later zen stay away from 10 year olds.
Man I slip on the floor all the time and stick my dick in people. Sorry Mrs H it just isn't my week. Now if only Joe would believe me.
Accidentally?
Let me guess. She was laying on the bathroom mat shaving her pubes with her legs spread and you slipped on a puddle of water getting out of the shower and *floop* you just fell in.
Because that happened to me once.
WHAT A FIASCO THAT WAS.
WAS IT SURPRISE SEX
I was sure it was a bad idea, and she convinced me that it wasn't just long enough for it to happen. Is there a word for that?
Momentary lapse of judgment?
It's called blacking out, you non-alcoholic fucks.