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This Island Paradise is a Shit Hole

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  • BelruelBelruel Registered User regular
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    I'm gonna cut your jib till I like it.

    like a kid cutting a heart out of a piece of construction paper.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    Belruel wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    I'm gonna cut your jib till I like it.

    like a kid cutting a heart out of a piece of construction paper.

    when presented to his mother, she sighs and crumples it up very slowly, while shaking her head in a displeased fashion.

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository PAHK YAH CAH IN DAH YAHD BAWH-STANRegistered User regular
    hekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainekekaleliwa

    Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
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  • J3pJ3p Registered User
    a single tear runs down the child's face

    +./\ 50 ?. 50
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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    I'm gonna cut your jib till I like it.

    like a kid cutting a heart out of a piece of construction paper.

    when presented to his mother, she sighs and crumples it up very slowly, while shaking her head in a displeased fashion.

    she'll still hang it on the refridgerator door

    so as to not hurt his feelings

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  • BelruelBelruel Registered User regular
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    I'm gonna cut your jib till I like it.

    like a kid cutting a heart out of a piece of construction paper.

    when presented to his mother, she sighs and crumples it up very slowly, while shaking her head in a displeased fashion.

    "One of the humps was bigger than the other you worthless little shit stain. What are they even teaching you in school? How to be a failure?"

    bounce.gif
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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    hekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainekekaleliwa

    chairman you silly motherfucker

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Belruel wrote: »
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    I'm gonna cut your jib till I like it.

    like a kid cutting a heart out of a piece of construction paper.

    when presented to his mother, she sighs and crumples it up very slowly, while shaking her head in a displeased fashion.

    "One of the humps was bigger than the other you worthless little shit stain. What are they even teaching you in school? How to be a failure?"

    THATS NOT EVEN WHAT A REAL HEART LOOKS LIKE

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    Belruel wrote: »
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    I'm gonna cut your jib till I like it.

    like a kid cutting a heart out of a piece of construction paper.

    when presented to his mother, she sighs and crumples it up very slowly, while shaking her head in a displeased fashion.

    "One of the humps was bigger than the other you worthless little shit stain. What are they even teaching you in school? How to be a failure?"

    Meanwhile, far away in a dark room, a man wearing glasses opens a lesson planner and crosses off one item.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    Belruel wrote: »
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    I'm gonna cut your jib till I like it.

    like a kid cutting a heart out of a piece of construction paper.

    when presented to his mother, she sighs and crumples it up very slowly, while shaking her head in a displeased fashion.

    "One of the humps was bigger than the other you worthless little shit stain. What are they even teaching you in school? How to be a failure?"


    "I'm calling your father at work. Do you know how angry he'll be?!

    So angry he beats you till he breaks his arm and cannot work.

    Who's going to take care of us then? YOU HAVE RUINED THIS FAMILY."

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • BelruelBelruel Registered User regular
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    I'm gonna cut your jib till I like it.

    like a kid cutting a heart out of a piece of construction paper.

    when presented to his mother, she sighs and crumples it up very slowly, while shaking her head in a displeased fashion.

    "One of the humps was bigger than the other you worthless little shit stain. What are they even teaching you in school? How to be a failure?"

    THATS NOT EVEN WHAT A REAL HEART LOOKS LIKE

    lookdadbysageravennc4.jpg

    (this is one of the saddest pictures i have ever seen anywhere)

    bounce.gif
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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie gem flipping just to get by stack your billions till they get sky highRegistered User regular
    that kid is a better artist than me

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository PAHK YAH CAH IN DAH YAHD BAWH-STANRegistered User regular
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    hekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainekekaleliwa

    chairman you silly motherfucker

    I am the most Hawaiian wahinefucker up in this thread right now

    Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
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  • J3pJ3p Registered User
    that kid didn't even tie his shoes what a stupid

    +./\ 50 ?. 50
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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    Belruel wrote: »
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    I'm gonna cut your jib till I like it.

    like a kid cutting a heart out of a piece of construction paper.

    when presented to his mother, she sighs and crumples it up very slowly, while shaking her head in a displeased fashion.

    "One of the humps was bigger than the other you worthless little shit stain. What are they even teaching you in school? How to be a failure?"

    THATS NOT EVEN WHAT A REAL HEART LOOKS LIKE

    lookdadbysageravennc4.jpg

    (this is one of the saddest pictures i have ever seen anywhere)

    Ahahahahahaahahaha

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    looks at that kid

    his shoe is untied

    he's probably walking with untied shoes

    he's going to trip and fall and cry like a failure

    16kakxt.jpg
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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie gem flipping just to get by stack your billions till they get sky highRegistered User regular
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    hekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainekekaleliwa

    chairman you silly motherfucker

    I am the most Hawaiian wahinefucker up in this thread right now

    Goddamnit

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    J3p wrote: »
    that kid didn't even tie his shoes what a stupid

    fucking comb your hair too

    are you trying to look like shit?

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  • KuwaKuwa Registered User
    no wonder he is such a failure

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    J3p wrote: »
    that kid didn't even tie his shoes what a stupid

    fucking comb your hair too

    are you trying to look like shit?

    His mother screams so hard blood comes out of her eyes.

    His father so mad, he chokes on christmas dog

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    Big Red Tie wrote: »
    you stupid fag

    you're supposed to go to oahu

    Truer words...

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  • ButlerButler Registered User regular
    Dead this is a good thread and you should be proud, don't listen to these naysaying yokels.

    How did you come to be living on this island in the first place?

    Rolo wrote: »
    it's time to Go Galt

    sexually
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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    J3p wrote: »
    that kid didn't even tie his shoes what a stupid

    fucking comb your hair too

    are you trying to look like shit?

    His mother screams so hard blood comes out of her eyes.

    His father so mad, he chokes on christmas dog

    why do you hate our family?

    youre like a fucking terrorist, fighting a jihad against this family's happiness

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    When that kid blows up a school, they will blame it on Doom 2.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository PAHK YAH CAH IN DAH YAHD BAWH-STANRegistered User regular
    Butler wrote: »
    Dead this is a good thread and you should be proud, don't listen to these naysaying yokels.

    How did you come to be living on this island in the first place?

    On the floating chunk of some destroyed japanese battleship like 50% of the non-imported hispanic sugar cane farmers in that god forsaken state

    Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    NotACrook wrote: »
    When that kid blows up a school, Jack Thompson blame it on Doom 2.

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    J3p wrote: »
    that kid didn't even tie his shoes what a stupid

    fucking comb your hair too

    are you trying to look like shit?

    His mother screams so hard blood comes out of her eyes.

    His father so mad, he chokes on christmas dog

    why do you hate our family?

    youre like a fucking terrorist, fighting a jihad against this family's happiness


    "Go to your room and pack your things.

    You are going to live with grandma at the cemetary.

    We haff built cage to keep you sad."

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    Butler wrote: »
    Dead this is a good thread and you should be proud, don't listen to these naysaying yokels.

    How did you come to be living on this island in the first place?

    Man, this is a good thread because of their naysaying. Shit, if I'd wanted sympathy I would've gone to... Well, to pretty much any other forum.

    As for how I got here? I was raised here. Been here since I was one, and I'm now doing my damnedest to get the fuck away.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository PAHK YAH CAH IN DAH YAHD BAWH-STANRegistered User regular
    Try swimming

    Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Deus Vult! OsloRegistered User regular
    Man, this is some collaborative story telling or something in here.

    Fuck off and die.
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  • BelruelBelruel Registered User regular
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    When that kid blows up a school, an angel gets its wings.

    bounce.gif
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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    Butler wrote: »
    Dead this is a good thread and you should be proud, don't listen to these naysaying yokels.

    How did you come to be living on this island in the first place?

    On the floating chunk of some destroyed japanese battleship like 50% of the non-imported hispanic sugar cane farmers in that god forsaken state

    chairman, for someone living in boston, you know way too much about hawaii's economy

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie gem flipping just to get by stack your billions till they get sky highRegistered User regular
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Butler wrote: »
    Dead this is a good thread and you should be proud, don't listen to these naysaying yokels.

    How did you come to be living on this island in the first place?

    Man, this is a good thread because of their naysaying. Shit, if I'd wanted sympathy I would've gone to... Well, to pretty much any other forum.

    As for how I got here? I was raised here. Been here since I was one, and I'm now doing my damnedest to get the fuck away.

    sucker

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  • BelruelBelruel Registered User regular
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Butler wrote: »
    Dead this is a good thread and you should be proud, don't listen to these naysaying yokels.

    How did you come to be living on this island in the first place?

    Man, this is a good thread because of their naysaying. Shit, if I'd wanted sympathy I would've gone to... Well, to pretty much any other forum.

    As for how I got here? I was raised here. Been here since I was one, and I'm now doing my damnedest to get the fuck away.

    who is naysaying? the place sounds like a shithole

    bounce.gif
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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    Belruel knows how things is.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Belruel wrote: »
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    When that kid rings his bell, an angel gets its wings.

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    Belruel wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Butler wrote: »
    Dead this is a good thread and you should be proud, don't listen to these naysaying yokels.

    How did you come to be living on this island in the first place?

    Man, this is a good thread because of their naysaying. Shit, if I'd wanted sympathy I would've gone to... Well, to pretty much any other forum.

    As for how I got here? I was raised here. Been here since I was one, and I'm now doing my damnedest to get the fuck away.

    who is naysaying? the place sounds like a shithole

    I agree the place sounds terrible, the post itself was fine. He just to alt topics to a horrible extreme and needed to be smacked with a newspaper.

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    Man, it's 2 Am here. The Alt-Topics seemed funny at the time.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Deus Vult! OsloRegistered User regular
    Who the fuck gives even two shits about alt topics? Especially here.

    Fuck off and die.
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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie gem flipping just to get by stack your billions till they get sky highRegistered User regular
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Man, it's 2 Am here. The Alt-Topics seemed funny at the time.

    they weren't

    but i guess as the better version of you, that would only make sense

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