Kauai is where test drive: unlimited was, right? I thought the place looked shitty just from driving around a virtual version of it.
Also, if you want the experience of living in a "paradise" that isn't getting anywhere, but don't like boats, just live in Florida for a while.
Actually that was O'ahu. Which is the island that is the closest thing to being an actual city. All the other islands are full of dark rednecks that hate white people except they are too stupid to realise they are just glorifying those white people they hate. Mullets, raised trucks, too many fucking kids, and construction jobs.
Paradise
They call it paradise
I don't know why
You call someplace paradise,
kiss it goodbye
Kauai was where they taped the part of Jurassic Park that had them hiding behind the tree stump thing, right? Went there as part of a bigger vacation and the tour guide person was so stoked to point this out
People started furiously taking pictures of the area like they would remember the significance twenty years later. At least it was a nice view. Better than the picture of a decapitated seagull near the shore
Look, I don't mind a well-played ukulele. I watched Arrested Development all the way through without ever once going into a blind rage during the theme song. It's just that, after twenty-one years of the same local drivel playing on every radio, I have come to associate ukuleles with horrible, horrible fucking music.
Well played ukulele? Fine. Cool. Neato, but the basic fact is that when I hear the word "ukulele," what springs to mind is not "Oh, awesome, that's an instrument!", it's "Oh shit, some fucking imbecile with a rat-tail haircut and a 'Local Style' t-shirt has deluded himself into thinking he's a musician."
It's a Pavlovian thing, Ukulele = shit, has been my experience for pretty much my entire life, and it's gonna take a long time for that damage to heal, people.
I find it pretty ridiculous that he is bitching about how everyone should speak pure undiluted english.
Has anyone pointed out the irony that, in his ramble on stupidity and the butchering of language, he called it the Blue color comedy tour?
I never said anything of the sort. I'm just saying that what gets spoken here is so far beyond the fucking pale that it can barely be considered a language at this point. It grates on the ears, and rends the mind.
Kauai was where they taped the part of Jurassic Park that had them hiding behind the tree stump thing, right? Went there as part of a bigger vacation and the tour guide person was so stoked to point this out
People started furiously taking pictures of the area like they would remember the significance twenty years later. At least it was a nice view. Better than the picture of a decapitated seagull near the shore
I think that was Hawaii actually
Also, I've been to Maui three times and have greatly enjoyed it
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I don't know why
You call someplace paradise,
kiss it goodbye
People started furiously taking pictures of the area like they would remember the significance twenty years later. At least it was a nice view. Better than the picture of a decapitated seagull near the shore
Has anyone pointed out the irony that, in his ramble on stupidity and the butchering of language, he called it the Blue color comedy tour?
most of which is generated at costs which can't be measured monetarily
like the tons of pollutants the entire state pours into the air
or the fact that it's a haven for unethical businesses
Because that's entirely reasonable, and thus has no place in a rant.
Look, I don't mind a well-played ukulele. I watched Arrested Development all the way through without ever once going into a blind rage during the theme song. It's just that, after twenty-one years of the same local drivel playing on every radio, I have come to associate ukuleles with horrible, horrible fucking music.
Well played ukulele? Fine. Cool. Neato, but the basic fact is that when I hear the word "ukulele," what springs to mind is not "Oh, awesome, that's an instrument!", it's "Oh shit, some fucking imbecile with a rat-tail haircut and a 'Local Style' t-shirt has deluded himself into thinking he's a musician."
It's a Pavlovian thing, Ukulele = shit, has been my experience for pretty much my entire life, and it's gonna take a long time for that damage to heal, people.
I never said anything of the sort. I'm just saying that what gets spoken here is so far beyond the fucking pale that it can barely be considered a language at this point. It grates on the ears, and rends the mind.
Also; Ha ha, typos.
thumbs up, DE?AD
i have balls
balllllsssssss
that mars elliot fellow is a good dude
Because that's how things always go?
Um... 'kay.
I think that was Hawaii actually
Also, I've been to Maui three times and have greatly enjoyed it
Having lived in Hawaii for 5 years, I'd like to say that that was a fantastic OP.
she told me they have a day that is devoted to beating up non-hawaiians
is that true
I... Man, what?
To Fallout: I wouldn't doubt it. It probably happens in some places. Haoles are not well liked here.
Which brings up my next bit in the "Kauai = The South" shtick: Racism!
i'm drunk and you need to hush
Well I think you're drunk and you need to hush. So there!