JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
edited May 2008
Nah, the eating spiders thing is just a highly persistent legend. Spiders don't actually like people enough to crawl inside your mouth while you sleep.
I mean, don't get me wrong, you do eat pounds of insects and spiders every year. But that's just as a result of eating processed food.
Nah, the eating spiders thing is just a highly persistent legend. Spiders don't actually like people enough to crawl inside your mouth while you sleep.
I mean, don't get me wrong, you do eat pounds of insects and spiders every year. But that's just as a result of eating processed food.
"For example, if a jar of grape jelly contains400 grams and 2 insect parts are found in 1 gram, then the whole jar should contain about 800 insect parts"
Yuuummm...
Not that I care really, I ate a tomato bug for $10 in highschool.
That reminds me of a story one of our high school teachers told us once... about some woman who woke up one day with a rather saw eye. She just kinda ignored it cause it would come and go, but eventually a few days later, she got a lump under her eyelid, and it became rather large and sore. So apparently she squeezed this lump, and dozens of tiny little spiders burst out from under her eyelid
That reminds me of a story one of our high school teachers told us once... about some woman who woke up one day with a rather saw eye. She just kinda ignored it cause it would come and go, but eventually a few days later, she got a lump under her eyelid, and it became rather large and sore. So apparently she squeezed this lump, and dozens of tiny little spiders burst out from under her eyelid
That reminds me of a story one of our high school teachers told us once... about some woman who woke up one day with a rather saw eye. She just kinda ignored it cause it would come and go, but eventually a few days later, she got a lump under her eyelid, and it became rather large and sore. So apparently she squeezed this lump, and dozens of tiny little spiders burst out from under her eyelid
That reminds me of a story one of our high school teachers told us once... about some woman who woke up one day with a rather saw eye. She just kinda ignored it cause it would come and go, but eventually a few days later, she got a lump under her eyelid, and it became rather large and sore. So apparently she squeezed this lump, and dozens of tiny little spiders burst out from under her eyelid
I'm glad we don't have Botfly in Australia, I hope we don't at least. We we're pretty good at being isolated for quite some time.
I'll mail you a box full.
Then I'd be all like "Hey dudes this dude did the thing with the stuff GET HIM!"
Pfft, like Australia has a police force.
Seriously 4 of our states have police with semi automatic pistols, this came up in the news because an officer got shot while 'possibly' reloading his gun in my state, they use really old 6 shooters, can't remember exactly what but they are now listed as antique firearms and we still use them, we don't really need semis so much because not many people apart from the police force have guns, but some people do.
Anyway, I think the average is something like 7/10 shots fired at a target 5 or so meters away is the hit ratio of a trainer officer with those weapons, I may be wrong, I probably am but I do remember the statistic being brought up at one point and it was low, so that being a train officer, and since we don't have all that many shooting ranges here, if someone has a pistol, run. It will make a difference.
I'm glad we don't have Botfly in Australia, I hope we don't at least. We we're pretty good at being isolated for quite some time.
I'll mail you a box full.
Then I'd be all like "Hey dudes this dude did the thing with the stuff GET HIM!"
Pfft, like Australia has a police force.
Seriously 4 of our states have police with semi automatic pistols, this came up in the news because an officer got shot while 'possibly' reloading his gun in my state, they use really old 6 shooters, can't remember exactly what but they are now listed as antique firearms and we still use them, we don't really need semis so much because not many people apart from the police force have guns, but some people do.
Anyway, I think the average is something like 7/10 shots fired at a target 5 or so meters away is the hit ratio of a trainer officer with those weapons, I may be wrong, I probably am but I do remember the statistic being brought up at one point and it was low, so that being a train officer, and since we don't have all that many shooting ranges here, if someone has a pistol, run. It will make a difference.
You would think a nation fathered by convicts would be able to shoot better.
We were all sent here due to stealing pocket watches and loaves of bread. This does not require the use of firearms, people who used fire arms were probably hanged.
And seriously the accuracy thing is a lot to do with the gun, that was the point I was trying to make in my addled state, it is a piece of shit that doesn't shoot straight. I'll find it one sec. I don't know if I'm just rambling though.
We were all sent here due to stealing pocket watches and loaves of bread. This does not require the use of firearms, people who used fire arms were probably hanged.
And seriously the accuracy thing is a lot to do with the gun, that was the point I was trying to make in my addled state, it is a piece of shit that doesn't shoot straight. I'll find it one sec. I don't know if I'm just rambling though.
The quality of the pistol does have a big role to do with the accuracy of a pistol. If a trained shooter shoots a production model Glock and a custom Wilson the Wilson is going to give you a tighter group.
there's a reason we aren't all dying from poisonous shit
that's right mother fuckin spiders save the day
no they are the worst in the world
the reason we are not dying from poison is because we single handedly invented the rolled-up newspaper to show mobile nightmare units who's scaring who
aiding and abetting a spider should be a criminal offence
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I mean, don't get me wrong, you do eat pounds of insects and spiders every year. But that's just as a result of eating processed food.
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Ah, the botfly, parasitic abomination
"For example, if a jar of grape jelly contains400 grams and 2 insect parts are found in 1 gram, then the whole jar should contain about 800 insect parts"
Yuuummm...
Not that I care really, I ate a tomato bug for $10 in highschool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-ALlVjJ_s4
"My cat cannot eat that!"
just to stick it to the bugs
they'll probably devour my ashes anyway, but it wont taste as good!
Oh dear god yes I've seen that before.
That reminds me of a story one of our high school teachers told us once... about some woman who woke up one day with a rather saw eye. She just kinda ignored it cause it would come and go, but eventually a few days later, she got a lump under her eyelid, and it became rather large and sore. So apparently she squeezed this lump, and dozens of tiny little spiders burst out from under her eyelid
I'll mail you a box full.
Then I'd be all like "Hey dudes this dude did the thing with the stuff GET HIM!"
I'm pretty sure this is on Snopes
and that it is not true
Pfft, like Australia has a police force.
oh
I certainly fucking hope so.
But there are worms that can invade your eyeballs
some species are
there is one which lays its eggsac on an insect
I believe a bee of some kind, possibly
so that when the eggsac hatches
the spiderlings have fresh meat to devour
It sounds like you are describing my ex.
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I saw a documentary about a guy who didn't have a face because of such a virus. It was just a head with a large cavity in it.
I was suprised to see the guy still amongst us living
I know theres a couple species of wasp that do that.
Seriously 4 of our states have police with semi automatic pistols, this came up in the news because an officer got shot while 'possibly' reloading his gun in my state, they use really old 6 shooters, can't remember exactly what but they are now listed as antique firearms and we still use them, we don't really need semis so much because not many people apart from the police force have guns, but some people do.
Anyway, I think the average is something like 7/10 shots fired at a target 5 or so meters away is the hit ratio of a trainer officer with those weapons, I may be wrong, I probably am but I do remember the statistic being brought up at one point and it was low, so that being a train officer, and since we don't have all that many shooting ranges here, if someone has a pistol, run. It will make a difference.
Well, people with Parkinson's shouldn't be operating firearms.
You would think a nation fathered by convicts would be able to shoot better.
And seriously the accuracy thing is a lot to do with the gun, that was the point I was trying to make in my addled state, it is a piece of shit that doesn't shoot straight. I'll find it one sec. I don't know if I'm just rambling though.
More than 100 years old. Well the original, but whatever I ain't know stuff 'bout guns.
The quality of the pistol does have a big role to do with the accuracy of a pistol. If a trained shooter shoots a production model Glock and a custom Wilson the Wilson is going to give you a tighter group.
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that's all I know
It was so sad
Until I remembered its cousin stung me right before my exams
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Now you're Mel Gibson drunk.
That is actually a very nice/accurate "service" pistol. I have looked at buying one because in my next job (if I get it) uses this model.
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no they are the worst in the world
the reason we are not dying from poison is because we single handedly invented the rolled-up newspaper to show mobile nightmare units who's scaring who
aiding and abetting a spider should be a criminal offence
hey-oh but seriously airplane food ain't so hot