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Live by the sword, live a good long time

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Bel do you like rapiers.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i am gonna try and sharpen this cheap sword i bought

    i'm a jackass

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Bel do you like rapiers.

    why yes, yes i do

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Bel do you like rapiers.

    why yes, yes i do

    Are they your favorite kind of sword?

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    i am gonna try and sharpen this cheap sword i bought

    i'm a jackass

    yes, this is the worst most mouthbreathery thing to do. you gonna use the cheap piece of metal sharpened to death to have an edge it'll never hold to scrape at your neckbeard?

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    i am gonna try and sharpen this cheap sword i bought

    i'm a jackass

    yes, this is the worst most mouthbreathery thing to do. you gonna use the cheap piece of metal sharpened to death to have an edge it'll never hold to scrape at your neckbeard?

    my rationale is that if a man in prison can turn a toothbrush into a precision shiv

    i can turn a shitty forty dollar sword into a crude weapon

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    when life gives you lemons

    make swords

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Bel do you like rapiers.

    why yes, yes i do

    Are they your favorite kind of sword?

    i think it would be safe to say that they are my favorite type of sword, yes
    check out this motherfucker, it means business

    rigelrapierex4.jpg

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i wonder how much it'd cost to actually go about making a sword capable of killing a man

    maybe a set of them

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    i am gonna try and sharpen this cheap sword i bought

    i'm a jackass

    yes, this is the worst most mouthbreathery thing to do. you gonna use the cheap piece of metal sharpened to death to have an edge it'll never hold to scrape at your neckbeard?

    wait a second

    i just re-read this

    other than neckbeard, you lost me

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    a lot of money. when my dad was younger he started to take up knife-crafting as a hobby, and he said even that cost a lot of money, the amount of good quality steel necessary would cost a hefty sum, not to mention the skill involved and the hours it would take.

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    i am gonna try and sharpen this cheap sword i bought

    i'm a jackass

    yes, this is the worst most mouthbreathery thing to do. you gonna use the cheap piece of metal sharpened to death to have an edge it'll never hold to scrape at your neckbeard?

    my rationale is that if a man in prison can turn a toothbrush into a precision shiv

    i can turn a shitty forty dollar sword into a crude weapon

    Oh, it'll work.

    For about five seconds.

    My former martial arts teacher did a little demonstration for us once where he sharpened a stainless piece of shit katana he picked up for $30. Then he cut a piece of newspaper in half with it. After that, he couldn't make a second cut through the newspaper cleanly.

    Yay for cheap shit weapons.

    I have a couple of shitty $25 swords too. They are mostly for cheap decoration purposes, and to make everyone go "Ooooh! Shiny!" because I spent $4 on some metal polish and the blades are like mirrors.

    But I wouldn't cut a fucking sandwich in half with one of them. I like my sandwiches too much to ruin them.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Bel do you like rapiers.

    why yes, yes i do

    Are they your favorite kind of sword?

    i think it would be safe to say that they are my favorite type of sword, yes

    THEN YOU ARE MY ENEMY.


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    RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    i am gonna try and sharpen this cheap sword i bought

    i'm a jackass

    yes, this is the worst most mouthbreathery thing to do. you gonna use the cheap piece of metal sharpened to death to have an edge it'll never hold to scrape at your neckbeard?

    wait a second

    i just re-read this

    other than neckbeard, you lost me

    those cheap swords are never meant to hold an edge, the metal is cheap, and it most likely has a sealant over the metal to make it look nice and shiny and help keep it from rusting. you sharpen it, you scrape off that sealant, and expose the really really cheap awful metal that they used. it might get sharp for a little while, though chances are you will just keep schluffing off layers of the metal till it is ground to a terrible uneven edge, which when it comes into contact with anything will nick and crack and be very very dangerous to wield.

    (i was saying only mouthbreathers think it is cool to do, and that anyone who does it would probably have a beard located on his or her neck, and that they may think it is neat to scrape the beard with the awful uneven edge of the 'sword' tey just maligned)

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    insightful, pk

    also: you never should've described your physical build

    you've destroyed my image of you as spalding gray with a glass of water

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    i am gonna try and sharpen this cheap sword i bought

    i'm a jackass

    yes, this is the worst most mouthbreathery thing to do. you gonna use the cheap piece of metal sharpened to death to have an edge it'll never hold to scrape at your neckbeard?

    my rationale is that if a man in prison can turn a toothbrush into a precision shiv

    i can turn a shitty forty dollar sword into a crude weapon

    Oh, it'll work.

    For about five seconds.

    My former martial arts teacher did a little demonstration for us once where he sharpened a stainless piece of shit katana he picked up for $30. Then he cut a piece of newspaper in half with it. After that, he couldn't make a second cut through the newspaper cleanly.

    Yay for cheap shit weapons.

    I have a couple of shitty $25 swords too. They are mostly for cheap decoration purposes, and to make everyone go "Ooooh! Shiny!" because I spent $4 on some metal polish and the blades are like mirrors.

    But I wouldn't cut a fucking sandwich in half with one of them. I like my sandwiches too much to ruin them.

    yes exactly this

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    insightful, pk

    also: you never should've described your physical build

    you've destroyed my image of you as spalding gray with a glass of water

    If only I was...







    Oh, wait. I keep forgetting that he's dead.

    Strike that.

    Reverse it.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i ain't even gonna lie

    shitheads can prattle on all they like

    but i'd get a katana and a wazashi

    nix the seppuku knife

    i don't intend on seppuku situations

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    my mom has a broadsword that she got forged for her in toledo

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    my mom has a broadsword that she got forged for her in toledo

    oh man fucking A


    give her a high five

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    but what if your honour is violated ! ! !

    mere seconds

    how did i know

    i got the cojones to tear open my stomach, teefs

    i just don't think i got the upper body strength and focus to cut my own head off

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i gotta think practically here, teefs

    jeeze

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    my mom has a broadsword that she got forged for her in toledo

    oh man fucking A


    give her a high five

    i play around with it a lot

    she keeps it dull for obvious reasons

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    my mom has a broadsword that she got forged for her in toledo

    oh man fucking A


    give her a high five

    i play around with it a lot

    she keeps it dull for obvious reasons

    To remind her of you.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    my mom has a broadsword that she got forged for her in toledo

    oh man fucking A


    give her a high five

    i play around with it a lot

    she keeps it dull for obvious reasons

    man

    now you gotta be like

    DOWN LOW

    too slow

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    my mom has a broadsword that she got forged for her in toledo

    oh man fucking A


    give her a high five

    i play around with it a lot

    she keeps it dull for obvious reasons

    To remind her of you.

    no its cause she got kids runnin around in her house

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    i am gonna try and sharpen this cheap sword i bought

    i'm a jackass

    yes, this is the worst most mouthbreathery thing to do. you gonna use the cheap piece of metal sharpened to death to have an edge it'll never hold to scrape at your neckbeard?

    my rationale is that if a man in prison can turn a toothbrush into a precision shiv

    i can turn a shitty forty dollar sword into a crude weapon

    Oh, it'll work.

    For about five seconds.

    My former martial arts teacher did a little demonstration for us once where he sharpened a stainless piece of shit katana he picked up for $30. Then he cut a piece of newspaper in half with it. After that, he couldn't make a second cut through the newspaper cleanly.

    Yay for cheap shit weapons.

    I have a couple of shitty $25 swords too. They are mostly for cheap decoration purposes, and to make everyone go "Ooooh! Shiny!" because I spent $4 on some metal polish and the blades are like mirrors.

    But I wouldn't cut a fucking sandwich in half with one of them. I like my sandwiches too much to ruin them.

    yes exactly this

    I've been smacked in the head with a cheap-ass stainless POS and I've been stabbed in the arm with a bokken with an unusually pointed tip.

    The bokken wound was far more serious.

    How I got smacked in the face with a katana is a story in pure stupidity.

    Let's just say that two idiots drunk on sake shouldn't go outside and practice a choreographed sword demonstration.

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Bitches I do not even require a sword to do battle.

    Duel? Fuck yo rapiers, I got fingers and also thumbs on a hand which can punch and strangle you.

    Medieval Battle? Fuck yo broadswords, I have a fist that could probably dent your armour like a fleshy mace.

    Seppuku? Fuck yo katana, I'll tear my guts out with my own damn hands fuckdamnit.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    Bitches I do not even require a sword to do battle.

    Duel? Fuck yo rapiers, I got fingers and also thumbs on a hand which can punch and strangle you.

    Medieval Battle? Fuck yo broadswords, I have a fist that could probably dent your armour like a fleshy mace.

    Seppuku? Fuck yo katana, I'll tear my guts out with my own damn hands fuckdamnit.

    Okay well, let me introduce you to my sword collection here...




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    FWOCKA-FWOCKA-FWOCKA-FWOCKA-FWOCKA

    FWOCKA-FWOCKA-FWOCKA-FWOCKA-FWOCKA

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Interesting observation on swords.

    My thinking behind owning decorative swords and pawn shop swords is that it might not matter that it actually isn't that effective, when a dude sees you run at him with a sword it's probably going to make him shit his pants and run if all he has is a knife. So in that way I think they are worth having.

    Of course a gun would be better but I can't afford one. Also most break-ins and stuff here in Edmonton are done with a knife-weilder, if the guy even has anything.

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Sword-chucks

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Sword-chucks

    like maxi from soul calibur.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    whatdisayxo0.jpg

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Why is that guy's head so fucking enourmous?

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    ShujaaShujaa Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    All those ninjas look upon his head with envy.

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    FalxFalx Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I met a guy in Romania named Dacian. He liked to brag about how the Dacians, the people he was named after and descended from, totally beat the shit out of the Romans. They're the people most known for using the falx. It's similarity to the kukri in general design has lead some to suggest that they had a common origin. The design is simple enough, though, that coincidence is entirely reasonable.

    You rang?

    Winner of most impractical anime (manga too) sword:

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    I mean look at that thing! It's so...cheesy...
    *confirms payment*

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    wow a giant butterfly knife

    are you serious

    that is some retarded shit right there

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Why do they still make products for giants, they have been extinct for quite some time.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    A... giant... butterfly knife?

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