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Gods and Mortals [Phalla] - Game Over: Village Victory!

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    JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    *Jeopardy Theme*

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I just want to say that for my first Phalla, it was awesome.

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    JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Red Bird wrote: »
    SUSPENSE
    Shenanigans!

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Shamus, I wanted you so dead, especially when you said "I'm no threat to the baddies".

    I was all "Hells naw, he thinks we wont kill him?"

    You'll not trick me again!

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    JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Both D&D Phallas that I've been in have rocked really hard. The CF ones have been neat too, but i die way too early to get into them much.[

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    When can we expect another phalla

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    JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I think Richy usually waits 2 weeks between them.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Red Bird, CF holds them all the time.

    There are signups for one right now, actually.

    There is a 2 week wait inbetween games in D&D, I think.

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    JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=60109

    There's the signups for the CF one.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    JPants wrote: »
    I think Richy usually waits 2 weeks between them.
    Well it's Elki's rule, not mine, but yeah there's a two-week wait period. So the next one should start around the 18th.

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    JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh god, i summoned Richy!

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    JPants wrote: »
    Oh god, i summoned Richy!
    I'm only half-here. I'm also half-playing Scrabulous. I'm one letter short for three different bingos... it's annoying.

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    ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Shamus, I wanted you so dead, especially when you said "I'm no threat to the baddies".

    I was all "Hells naw, he thinks we wont kill him?"

    You'll not trick me again!

    :lol:

    I was actually being honest, for once. I could only harm the undead.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Shamus wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Shamus, I wanted you so dead, especially when you said "I'm no threat to the baddies".

    I was all "Hells naw, he thinks we wont kill him?"

    You'll not trick me again!

    :lol:

    I was actually being honest, for once. I could only harm the undead.
    Yeah, but when we killed you, we gained a bonus super-attack the following night, which allowed us to kill Mr. Evilbob. :P

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm helping right now, by pestering LaOs over MSN to post a narration already.

    Any messages you guys want me to pass along while I'm at it?

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Richy wrote: »
    I'm helping right now, by pestering LaOs over MSN to post a narration already.

    Any messages you guys want me to pass along while I'm at it?
    <3Keeses<3

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Richy wrote: »
    I'm helping right now, by pestering LaOs over MSN to post a narration already.

    Any messages you guys want me to pass along while I'm at it?
    THE SUSPENSE IS CRIPPLING.

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    JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    I'm helping right now, by pestering LaOs over MSN to post a narration already.

    Any messages you guys want me to pass along while I'm at it?
    THE SUSPENSE IS CRIPPLING.

    We're all crippled to our seats!

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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    Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Shamus wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Shamus, I wanted you so dead, especially when you said "I'm no threat to the baddies".

    I was all "Hells naw, he thinks we wont kill him?"

    You'll not trick me again!

    :lol:

    I was actually being honest, for once. I could only harm the undead.
    Yeah, but when we killed you, we gained a bonus super-attack the following night, which allowed us to kill Mr. Evilbob. :P

    Are you kidding me?

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Night 9 – GAME OVER


    Having quickly tallied the day’s votes, the Officers emerge from the shrine and take Daedalus into custody. They escort him back to the Shrine while the remaining villagers start bickering amongst themselves.

    The arguing grows heated and goes back and forth for quite some time when the last few villagers agree to disagree and go their separate ways. The Officers, emerging from the Shrine just as the square clears, see Malkor walking off towards the old stone well. Checking to see what direction the other villagers went, the Officers make a quick inspection of the Shrine grounds before heading to the well to see what Malkor has to say about the argument outside the Shrine.

    When they finally reach the well, the Officers find that Malkor has had the life choked out of him, has a piercing wound through his chest, and appears to be withering away before their eyes. The skin on his neck has been rubbed raw and glistens with broken blood vessels. Blood, leaked from a gaping hole in his chest, has soaked the ground, turning the dirt into a sort of morbid mud. And, before the Officers can finish their inspection of the body, Malkor begins to shrivel and dry, shrinking as they watch. Within a matter of minutes, all that remains of the body is a small pile of dark dust.

    Shocked beyond belief, one of the Officers rushes to the ancient well in search of a cooling drink. Unable to believe what just happened, he refuses to look back, even when his partner calls to him. Instead, he focuses on the surrounding grasslands, trying to think of anything but the visions running through his mind.

    So focused is he on trying to forget what he just witnessed, the Officer nearly misses the body lying at the edge of the tall grasses closest to the well. His training kicks in, though, and snaps him out of his trance. Swallowing his last swig of water, the Officer takes a few steps closer to the body and realises he’s discovered the dead body of James.

    James has been absolutely thrashed. His eyes are puffy and his cheeks are tinged a dark blue. His skull appears to have caved in some places, buckling under a number of heavy blows. The man’s lips, split in multiple places, are slightly parted in a bright red, sickly crimson grin.

    The other Officer, unsure what to do with the pile of dust that once was Malkor, comes over to see what his partner has found, and lets out a low whistle when he sees the mess of James’ face. Grunting, the two bend down, pick the stiff body up, and start carrying him back to the Shrine. A cool breeze picks up, swaying the tall grasses from side to side, cooling the sweat on the Officers’ brows, and blowing the dust of Malkor off into the distance. One of the Officers, looking back at where the pile of dust once sat, sighs and silently prays that he will not have to do this all over again tomorrow.
    ***

    The stone figures had stopped moving, but no God gloated. Soft laughter could be heard coming from the dark corner, but no one else made a sound. The silence was held for nearly a lifetime before Elsaan broke with a venomous curse. Monkey! he spat. Storming, off, Elsaan glared at Syl and his laughter before disappearing through the doorway.

    Standing alone at the stone table, Luko and Gunto looked each other in the eye. They held each other’s gaze for a few moments before the Fox looked away. So you win, Luko. he said, making an effort to study the game board rather than look at the Monkey any longer. It’s all yours, now.

    Surprisingly, Luko laughed at Gunto and hopped backwards onto his high stool. And what would I want that for? he asked. I never wanted to rule, Luko. Could you imagine such a thing? I delight in trickery and my meddling ways—ultimate power bores me. I was in this for the thrill, and you know it, Fox. Foiling the plans of the Twins was my goal, but I never wanted to rule.

    Climbing down from his chair, Luko walked deliberately to the head of the stone table and looked down at the coloured pieces on the board. Tilting his head, he chuckled, and looked up at Gunto, catching his eye. You know, he began, I never really liked the idea of one God ruling over the others anyway, did you?.
    ***

    Results:

    Dead Players:
    James
    Daedalus
    Malkor

    Roles Killed:
    Brother
    Snake
    Snake

    The Survivors and Victors:
    bwanie - Villager
    Kilroy - Villager
    JPants - Villager
    Thetheroo - Villager

    Game Over - Village Victory

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Shamus wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Shamus, I wanted you so dead, especially when you said "I'm no threat to the baddies".

    I was all "Hells naw, he thinks we wont kill him?"

    You'll not trick me again!

    :lol:

    I was actually being honest, for once. I could only harm the undead.
    Yeah, but when we killed you, we gained a bonus super-attack the following night, which allowed us to kill Mr. Evilbob. :P

    Are you kidding me?
    Yeah, those "zombie" attacks? They were us for the most part.

    We got a bonus "supernatural" kill everytime we removed a God's piece (Special) from the board.

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    FUCK YES! Who's the greatest strategist!

    Oh, and I had to stab Malkor in the back so he wouldn't double cross me.

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    And I thought a villager became a minor god?

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Honesly, James & Daedalus, you made it painfully obvious you were bad guys today.

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    werehippywerehippy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Wheeeeeeeeeee!

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So yeah, I was raised as a zombie, we got one kill/night and lost our zombieness after three nights. No further information.

    I targeted Elki but couldn't kill him (presumably he was the necromancer), Red Bird, and Stew_stick.

    Congrats to the villagers on the victory.

    Note: brains were being eaten!

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    JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Yay Village!

    So James, how did you get the info on the crystal?

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The only way the baddies had to win, was to have James last minute vote shenanigan the vote to save Speedy the night he tied with Gumpy.

    It would have given them an extra kill the following night.

    However, LaOs wasn't around and no one knew when the vote would close, so it was impossible. Ah well.

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    werehippywerehippy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Richy wrote: »
    Honesly, James & Daedalus, you made it painfully obvious you were bad guys today.

    I was half worried for a bit, because thetheroo did make calls he shouldn't have been able to. Well played.

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    JPants wrote: »
    Yay Village!

    So James, how did you get the info on the crystal?

    I'm wondering that also.

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    And I thought a villager became a minor god?

    Whoops... the Elder God lied.


    Or did he?

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    werehippywerehippy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Also, what was the dust, if the mangling was the supernatural kill.

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    Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Damn zombies.

    Still, a great experience. My first phalla I was a villager who died night two. Much cooler to be a stealth baddie for so long.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Good game, ya'll.

    I don't get to be outted as evil very often, so It was a lot of fun playing with your brains. I almost got a bandwagon to form on bob, too.

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Good game, ya'll.

    I don't get to be outted as evil very often, so It was a lot of fun playing with your brains. I almost got a bandwagon to form on bob, too.

    That was well played.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Red Bird wrote: »
    Damn zombies.

    Still, a great experience. My first phalla I was a villager who died night two. Much cooler to be a stealth baddie for so long.

    Ha! I thought so. Score, 2 for 3 on evil kills.

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    GM Files:

    Master Spreadsheet, Original game notes, and the collected Writings (Role PMs, Item PMs, and Narrations): HERE.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    JPants wrote: »
    Yay Village!

    So James, how did you get the info on the crystal?

    I'm wondering that also.
    When we killed bob, he was holding the crystal. While we didn't get to keep the item, we learned about it and its abilities.

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    ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Shamus wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Shamus, I wanted you so dead, especially when you said "I'm no threat to the baddies".

    I was all "Hells naw, he thinks we wont kill him?"

    You'll not trick me again!

    :lol:

    I was actually being honest, for once. I could only harm the undead.
    Yeah, but when we killed you, we gained a bonus super-attack the following night, which allowed us to kill Mr. Evilbob. :P

    Are you kidding me?
    Yeah, those "zombie" attacks? They were us for the most part.

    We got a bonus "supernatural" kill everytime we removed a God's piece (Special) from the board.

    Wow, nice!

    So fess up - who fucked up and got me killed? Aside from myself, by revealing my role as soon as I got it.

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