Ikariam: Burning the World, one kitty at a time

Baidol · June 2008

Right.

I've read the last two pages and have no idea what's going on.

War is fine, just point me where.

maturin · June 2008

Aldo wrote: »

No but seriously, you can block towns without trade ports, right?

yep

unless there is no button to blockade

Aldo · June 2008

Good, thanks.

skarsol · June 2008

Aldo wrote: »

No but seriously, you can block towns without trade ports, right?

Correct. You'll get only get 60 goods if you pillage.

Aldo · June 2008

Nah, that's a lie. My ships are going to blockade your harbour for a while, your units will be sent packing by my defending fleet and /hopefully/ you will understand soon that you shouldn't be annoying to big alliances without facing some form of consequences.

Now I am willing to call back my ships if you send me a poem about how you like kittens. I am being serious here, a poem about kittens and you will be saved the annoyance of having a foreign fleet in your town.

On the 06.06.2008 22:06 braddley wrote::
> i dont even have a port so have fun blocking it 
> On the 06.06.2008 21:51 Aldo wrote:: 
> > Good day dear person who has been annoying Skarsol, 
> > This is your slap on the wrist for being horribly annoying to Skarsol. 
> > Have a nice day.

Read from bottom up.

Kalkino · June 2008

Gentlemen, NPAX is finally mentioned in Dispatches.

Baidol · June 2008

Kalkino wrote: »

Gentlemen, NPAX is finally mentioned in Dispatches.

A BRO/TBO war would be awesome. From the ashes of that conflict we could rise to become kings!

We could become GODS!

METAzraeL · June 2008

Posting as per Darian's demands, I'm playing as Night Diver on the Beta server. My colonies are kinda far away from you all, but whatev. I have three:

Rothoios[73:24] > Pulvercity - Wine - lvl 16
Augheatia[75:24] > Cimmeria - Marble - lvl 15
Zhuikios[76:23] > Teignsmouth - Crystal - lvl 2

Aldo · June 2008

Kalkino wrote: »

Gentlemen, NPAX is finally mentioned in Dispatches.

Hilarious! That's the guy I'm punishing. He said he was going to find as many people as possible to get back at npax.

I guess what he meant is that he was going to whine in the BRO thread.

( bottom of this page: http://board.ikariam.com/thread.php?threadid=8328&threadview=0&hilight=&hilightuser=0&page=3 )

Kalkino · June 2008

Aldo wrote: »

Kalkino wrote: »

Gentlemen, NPAX is finally mentioned in Dispatches.

Hilarious! That's the guy I'm punishing. He said he was going to find as many people as possible to get back at npax.

I guess what he meant is that he was going to whine in the BRO thread.

( bottom of this page: http://board.ikariam.com/thread.php?threadid=8328&threadview=0&hilight=&hilightuser=0&page=3 )

His signature makes me angry. I've been talking to him in the semi-illiterate style that the forums seem to love. Maybe we can be friends and I can beat this NPAX guy

juice for jesus · June 2008

The forums are populated with complete retards.

Aldo · June 2008

On the 06.06.2008 22:51 braddley wrote::
> i am already telling people on th eforum to attack you

I'm not even going to bother replying to him. BRO isn't going to take him serious anyway.

Darian · June 2008

METAzreal, thanks for posting.

You had changed your name in ikariam since the last time you posted here, so I just wanted to be sure it was you.
And you're actually pretty close to Skarsol and several other members; check out the map in your embassy.

Good to have you aboard, and let us know if you need help continuing to expand your empire.

captaink · June 2008

http://board.ikariam.com/thread.php?threadid=11855&hilight=NPAX

http://board.ikariam.com/thread.php?threadid=11848&hilight=NPAX

He wants help so bad. It's cute.

Kalkino · June 2008

Aldo wrote: »

On the 06.06.2008 22:51 braddley wrote::
> i am already telling people on th eforum to attack you

I'm not even going to bother replying to him. BRO isn't going to take him serious anyway.

You should be flattered, he now has a second thread, asking for a war on us

Baidol · June 2008

I suggest we forgo posting in it and seeing how it develops.

I'm hoping hilariously.

Kalkino · June 2008

I'm holding off, having already trolled the BRO thread for a bit on the same issue.

Aldo · June 2008

That filthy liar, I said I would stop all attacks if he'd just send me a poem about kittens.

And damn this makes me feel like a tough guy.

Darian · June 2008

I made one post in it, to remind him not to post coordinates. Otherwise, I'll leave it alone.

Edit: Sometime over the last few days, I apparently lost the member list in my embassy; fortunately the internal page is still present, but that isn't going to be as accurate as it should, and I no longer have a good way to fix it.

More worrysome, it will not be easy for me to kick people out of the alliance, moving ahead. I'll work on that one a bit and find a solution, though.

Is anyone in NPAX still able to view the full member list?

juice for jesus · June 2008

The list is gone for me, as well. This along with the scores dropping cropped up last night. There was a thread on the bugs forum about it, so it's not just our alliance experiencing this problem.

What are the rules on blockading? Can I blockade a guy 24/7 (3 blockades a day) if I want?

hmxmoss · June 2008

captaink wrote: »

http://board.ikariam.com/thread.php?threadid=11855&hilight=NPAX

http://board.ikariam.com/thread.php?threadid=11848&hilight=NPAX

He wants help so bad. It's cute.

Oh ye gods... my eyes... they burn from... horrible... grammar and... spelling. Must. pluck. out. eyes.

MonkeyConQueso · June 2008

Darian wrote: »

Is anyone in NPAX still able to view the full member list?

I can not view the full member list in WPAX either. I read a BUG thread on it yesterday, and it seems to pop up on random alliances over time. I'll find it and link it here.

EDIT: Looks like they added it to the "Known Bugs" list:

http://board.ikariam.com/thread.php?threadid=7552

"Broken with last patch" Wheeeee

Darian · June 2008

Oh, I saw that. I was just trying to see if it automatically happens to everyone in the alliance.

And juice, that would count as three of your six attacks against that colony for the day. So, yup, go for it.

Kalkino · June 2008

See my problem is i'm a troll.

Scooter · June 2008

Confusing the world one kitty at a time

Aldo · June 2008

Kalkino wrote: »

See my problem is i'm a troll.

I'll shoot my custard all over your face. :winky:

MonkeyConQueso · June 2008

Kalkino wrote: »

See my problem is i'm a troll.

Ah yes, confusing and frustrating the dumb, one person at a time. :lol:

skarsol · June 2008

On the plus side, he hasn't messaged me again!

Aldo · June 2008

skarsol wrote: »

On the plus side, he hasn't messaged me again!

He's too busy yelling at me.

He sent 8 messages over the span of one hour to me. I only replied twice.

juice for jesus · June 2008

Don't pick on Garnish, he's just a little slow.

Kalkino · June 2008

skarsol wrote: »

On the plus side, he hasn't messaged me again!

Oh you are so on. I'm going to suggest he message NPAX's diplomat, if he belongs to an alliance

Darian · June 2008

I especially like that you refer to the diplomat as female, and intentionally misspell words.

That was intentional, right?

Aldo · June 2008

Aw, Braddley thinks I'm our diplomat.

Kalkino · June 2008

Darian wrote: »

I especially like that you refer to the diplomat as female, and intentionally misspell words.

That was intentional, right?

Skarsol is a girl, he told me so, I gave him mable.

Aldo, i'm very proud of you and skarslo, Braddly has potential

Aldo · June 2008

Jesus Christ

I am punishing him for being very annoying to our diplomat, he refused my offer to return my ships before they'd even hit his town. He refused to do that, sent an attack to my town, made a thread on the forums telling everyone to go and attack me and asked BRO if they could start a war with NPAX. Now he seems to have asked TBO the same.

After my fleet has blocked his town for a while I have punished him enough and will continue on my merry way. There is really no reason why TBO should get involved in this.

If you have any problems with my alliance and our policy against other players who keep spamming us with random posts feel free to take it up with our diplomat: Skarsol.

On the 07.06.2008 0:38 Rise wrote::
> i have been approached by a player named Braddely who would like me to ask you to please stop attacking him...he seems like a new player and TBO would be happy if you could just find another player to pillage. 
> Thanks 
> Rise

And:

On the 07.06.2008 0:46 braddley wrote::
> i have applyed to bro and i have heard that they have a treatie with npax so can u stop the attack

*e: I'm off to bed, have fun with this useless clusterfuck, y'all.

MonkeyConQueso · June 2008

Not to mention that he's also attempting to declare WAR on NPAX, even though he can't even follow simple forum directions. Which entertains me.

Kalkino · June 2008

I like him. If I could find this npax guy I'd give him such a wanging

captaink · June 2008

More about our "emperor"

Spoiler:

What a dick/why didn't I try this

Scooter · June 2008

Y'know, if colonies weren't such a huge investment to create, I'd totally use one as a tool to break the guys with 5 cities on one island. If they've got 300k mil that's like 60k per city. You could make a colony, send over 150-200k worth of troops, and hit all 5 cities in five hours. Send the troops home along with their gold and whatever minor resources you were able to hang on to, then close the town. The guy would then be faced with, even after the days of rebuilding, a long ass trip to get any revenge, and without a guy like skarsol they might not find you at all. It wouldn't get much loot for the cost but it'd let alliance mates in the region clean up afterward.

Baidol · June 2008

This...this is perhaps the best thing every written.

Minx and I are completed with the research and completed 4 of the 12 xtra bonus research and in the last loot we both place a new day bomb in the resources that were looted. It was a setup for if u decided to harrass us again. U have 22hrs 23 mins xx secs before your warehouse explodes. This will destroy your island making your colony a -15 lvl plus taking all resources on it unusable and the other colonies to lose 5 lvls dont think they will be happy to see this. It seems u are the only one that does this harrassment so we thought while u were playing we would use all the gold we both had to buy glass to get our research done. Sorry but we have had enough of this and now will make u pay. U will lose your fleet and military to. Just a mild warning the next will be delivered to your other island shortly. Have a nioc game and find another place that island will be unusable for 3 days. Jaden

(basically harassment only makes us stronger as per attack we gain x2 on all resources and our other 9 colonies are loving it )

I think I'm going to go get another bomb or two, since it's already too late and all.

Oh dear, there is a second message.

also since we did nothing to u and been pretty fair ..... just wanted to be fair the colonies are dead just setups.... its the 23 and 24 lvl colonies u havent really paid too much attention to while u been wasting your time.... Beware of Juhdora the sea witch.... she has a few gifts coming your way.... yea to that other colony u have.... 1 day 19 hrs 33 mins xx secs arrival..... BOOM!!!!! and oh yea we have been fair to the other colonies and warned them and apollogized to them but we had to take measures..... we also have given the new day bombs to our Alliance so they can defend themselves too.... not too smart when playing with a 22 yr military vet..... came to this game to enjoy it and u seem to like to be the bother.... dont understand what ticked u off, we did nothing to u and wont just play the game thats all so waste your time with us while Minx builds and I do. 9 other colonies a piece at now 23-24 + lvl with x 4 resources and this attack will make building cut in half thanks for the help and attack all u want.... between us and u I told my alliance to stay out of it as we send them the resources they need.... have fun for the next 120 hours dont sleep cuz we sending many of these pretty cool bombs... tried on one and worked well notice the 0 islands usable for 3 days..... Jaden

I...I just don't know what he is talking about anymore.

Not that I did originally, but this...this just takes crazy to a whole new level.

Edit: Ok, now I'm terrified.

heyya dude, Im Minx909, better known as Angel. Im Jadens gf n I bid ya ado. I hope dat ya hav a gud weekend n can stay awake a looong time. Jaden my luv n I will b off now ta another wonderful site o bliss. We goin ta hav a litl cybersex n enjoy ourselves. Da colonies are dead n guess u r too. So play da game as we do. 1 thing befor we go. Always enter a game n complete da tasks at hand. Wat comes around goes around. Too much of something becomes greed n it tends ta coz the end. Enjoy whil Im wit mi Jaden in mi arms fer da weekend while ya find ur demise. Minx [Angel]

Edit 2: But wait, there's more!

Before I go to enjoy my weekend with Minx [Angel] .....the first u are down to 22 hrs 12 mins xx secs, now u have 1 day 23 hrs 21 mins again a Boom to occur.... Minx [Angel] loaded hers too.... so thats another 1 day 23 hrs 17 mins xx secs.... I have told Juhdora to set sail with 2 other newday bombs to be delivered to your warehouse... free gifts are so helpful..... Boom once again.... she will be there on Saturday some time..... Have a great weekend.... I know I will for instead of playing this game ...I will have my girl..... have at it all u want since this is the only thing u know how to do...... Jaden

Edit 3: And what I think may be the parting shot.

O dude. BOOM!!!! shuld study more. Minx [Angel]

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