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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    gay men should turn over a new leaf.

    damn

    wams tattoo is like a pun muse.

    Spoiler:
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  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I would like to get one of those 160 gig iPod Classics. I like those.

    My primary reason for wanting one is how convenient the scroll wheel is. I love that fucking thing.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Get naked, hand him an axe and say "Zug Zug!"

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Get naked, hand him an axe and say "Zug Zug!"
    oh my fucking god I hate you for making me laugh at that

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    Steam
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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Goddammit Steve Jobs
    Announcing this shit two days after I got a new phone
    Fuck you.

    This is your own fault

    The developer conference wasn't a secret or anything

    You say this like I pay attention to Apple
    Like I pay attention to anything, really

    I'm selling this magic dildo that protects you from sharks

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Get naked, hand him an axe and say "Zug Zug!"

    Ohh Jesus Christ Cal I love you

    hahahahahahahha

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited June 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Goddammit Steve Jobs
    Announcing this shit two days after I got a new phone
    Fuck you.
    That's still within most places return policy.

    We signed a two-year contract, too, since we were switching off of the tracfones
    But I figure in two years they'll have made an iPhone that they implant in your arm or someshit and it'll be so much cooler
    There is still typically a 30-day window of scot-free cancellation.

    And you're an idiot if you didn't think the 3G iPhone was coming out today.

    · Agree Awesome
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    tree bien?

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  • FFFF Once Upon a Time In OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Get naked, hand him an axe and say "Zug Zug!"

    Tell him in your most sultry voice "Something need doing"

    Nothing to see here. move along...
    · Agree Awesome
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User
    edited June 2008
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Goddammit Steve Jobs
    Announcing this shit two days after I got a new phone
    Fuck you.

    This is your own fault

    The developer conference wasn't a secret or anything

    You say this like I pay attention to Apple
    Like I pay attention to anything, really

    I'm selling this magic dildo that protects you from sharks

    I'll take 10

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino legally competent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    fightinfilipino wrote: »
    iTunes fucking sucks.



    for all the "ease of use" things Apple crows about constantly, iTunes is a goddamn behemoth to use to manage an iPod. what the hell.
    that's because it's a library management app that also deals with the ipod

    and it's probably the BEST library management app for very large libraries.

    except for tagging multiple MP3s.

    or keeping up to date if you edit MP3s outside of iTunes.

    or sorting by file/folder structure instead of the limited sort categories in iTunes.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Goddammit Steve Jobs
    Announcing this shit two days after I got a new phone
    Fuck you.

    This is your own fault

    The developer conference wasn't a secret or anything

    You say this like I pay attention to Apple
    Like I pay attention to anything, really

    I'm selling this magic dildo that protects you from sharks
    how much?

    even if it doesn't work, hey, still a dildo!

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    Steam
    · Agree Awesome
  • ZombotZombot Registered User
    edited June 2008
    Seattle in-jokes ITT.

    Spoiler:
    · Agree Awesome
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Goddammit Steve Jobs
    Announcing this shit two days after I got a new phone
    Fuck you.

    This is your own fault

    The developer conference wasn't a secret or anything

    You say this like I pay attention to Apple
    Like I pay attention to anything, really

    I'm selling this magic dildo that protects you from sharks

    I'll take 10
    Only three per person

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    · Agree Awesome
  • UrianUrian __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    I will be paying for this one, I fear

    my boss is great but I don't know if he's two iphones great
    although he was two macbook pros great
    SEE?

    look, kate, it ain't about how great he is.

    it's about how great you are.

    to him.
    I need to do some exercises to practice my embouchure

    I had to look that word up on dictionary.com then I was all like :winky:

    · Agree Awesome
  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    this guy was my sole experience with using food during sex, when I was 18

    it was maple syrup

    surely I can get a good joke out of that somehow

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    Blake T wrote: »
    The most difficult part of dating Kate is deciding which of your friends she is going to kill.
    · Agree Awesome
  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    this guy was my sole experience with using food during sex, when I was 18

    it was maple syrup

    surely I can get a good joke out of that somehow

    ..................

    was he canadian?

    edit: i mean. I'm kinky. But goddamn. That's just silly.

    Spoiler:
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    this guy was my sole experience with using food during sex, when I was 18

    it was maple syrup

    surely I can get a good joke out of that somehow
    you know how they get maple syrup?

    they go up to a maple tree

    and tap it

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    Steam
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  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    this guy was my sole experience with using food during sex, when I was 18

    it was maple syrup

    surely I can get a good joke out of that somehow

    Wait what

    maple syrup is all sticky and ugh

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  • FFFF Once Upon a Time In OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    this guy was my sole experience with using food during sex, when I was 18

    it was maple syrup

    surely I can get a good joke out of that somehow

    Something something...drill a hole in a tree and plug it to get maple syrup.

    Edit: God dammit Rank.

    Nothing to see here. move along...
    · Agree Awesome
  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    Zonkytonkman wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    this guy was my sole experience with using food during sex, when I was 18

    it was maple syrup

    surely I can get a good joke out of that somehow

    ..................

    was he canadian?
    at least it wasn't gravy and cheese curd

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    Steam
    · Agree Awesome
  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    this guy was my sole experience with using food during sex, when I was 18

    it was maple syrup

    surely I can get a good joke out of that somehow
    you know how they get maple syrup?

    they go up to a maple tree

    and tap it
    I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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    Blake T wrote: »
    The most difficult part of dating Kate is deciding which of your friends she is going to kill.
    · Agree Awesome
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    this guy was my sole experience with using food during sex, when I was 18

    it was maple syrup

    surely I can get a good joke out of that somehow
    Turn a bottle of Aunt Jemima upside down and shove it up your cunt while he's watching.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User
    edited June 2008
    no with canadians the maple syrup comes after you're done

    bit of a stretch but I said it

    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Goddammit Steve Jobs
    Announcing this shit two days after I got a new phone
    Fuck you.
    That's still within most places return policy.

    We signed a two-year contract, too, since we were switching off of the tracfones
    But I figure in two years they'll have made an iPhone that they implant in your arm or someshit and it'll be so much cooler
    There is still typically a 30-day window of scot-free cancellation.

    And you're an idiot if you didn't think the 3G iPhone was coming out today.

    Like I said, I didn't even know the conference was today because I pay no attention to anything
    Also I'd end up being the one who paid the bill for the iPhone and no thank you
    I'll wait till I have a job that pays more than minimum wage and I'm not in college thanks

    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
    Twitter last.fm music blog (dead?) ficly
    · Agree Awesome
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited June 2008
    fightinfilipino wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    fightinfilipino wrote: »
    iTunes fucking sucks.



    for all the "ease of use" things Apple crows about constantly, iTunes is a goddamn behemoth to use to manage an iPod. what the hell.
    that's because it's a library management app that also deals with the ipod

    and it's probably the BEST library management app for very large libraries.

    except for tagging multiple MP3s.

    or keeping up to date if you edit MP3s outside of iTunes.

    or sorting by file/folder structure instead of the limited sort categories in iTunes.
    except you can select multiple files, right click and click "get info" and edit them all in one fell swoop

    or you could not edit anything ouside of itunes because that defeats the purpose of a library

    or you could just let itunes reorganize the files you import automatically into a folder with all your music that is automatically broken down into an Artist - Album folder hierarchy

    why must you make things more difficult than they have to be

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User
    edited June 2008
    Four people in a row just quoted WaM.
    Jesus Christ.

    Spoiler:
    · Agree Awesome
  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Zonkytonkman wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    this guy was my sole experience with using food during sex, when I was 18

    it was maple syrup

    surely I can get a good joke out of that somehow

    ..................

    was he canadian?
    at least it wasn't gravy and cheese curd

    oh man you guys know how to get my motor running.
    Spoiler:

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    this guy was my sole experience with using food during sex, when I was 18

    it was maple syrup

    surely I can get a good joke out of that somehow
    Turn a bottle of Aunt Jemima upside down and shove it up your cunt while he's watching.
    ahahahaha oh fuck ahahahahaha

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    Steam
    · Agree Awesome
  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    this guy was my sole experience with using food during sex, when I was 18

    it was maple syrup

    surely I can get a good joke out of that somehow

    Wait what

    maple syrup is all sticky and ugh
    remember how I said "sole experience"

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    Blake T wrote: »
    The most difficult part of dating Kate is deciding which of your friends she is going to kill.
    · Agree Awesome
  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    Zombot wrote: »
    Four people in a row just quoted WaM.
    Jesus Christ.
    what's you're fucking point?

    "oh noooo something vaguely seattle perhaps aaaaaaaaah!"

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  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fair enough.

    "You just came, right? You can get off me now."
    "I... I can't."

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Zonkytonkman wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    this guy was my sole experience with using food during sex, when I was 18

    it was maple syrup

    surely I can get a good joke out of that somehow

    ..................

    was he canadian?
    at least it wasn't gravy and cheese curd

    Poontine

    Spoiler:
    · Agree Awesome
  • MakershotMakershot that one guy you met that one time SeattleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    this guy was my sole experience with using food during sex, when I was 18

    it was maple syrup

    surely I can get a good joke out of that somehow
    Turn a bottle of Aunt Jemima upside down and shove it up your cunt while he's watching.
    Oh jesus coffee all over my goddamn screen

    World as Myth wrote: »
    Makershot wrote: »
    GUESS WHAT GUYS I HAD SEEEEEEXXXX LAST NIGHT
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2008
    I will not listen to somebody badmouthing iTunes
    iTunes is a goddamn saint

    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
    Twitter last.fm music blog (dead?) ficly
    · Agree Awesome
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited June 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Goddammit Steve Jobs
    Announcing this shit two days after I got a new phone
    Fuck you.
    That's still within most places return policy.

    We signed a two-year contract, too, since we were switching off of the tracfones
    But I figure in two years they'll have made an iPhone that they implant in your arm or someshit and it'll be so much cooler
    There is still typically a 30-day window of scot-free cancellation.

    And you're an idiot if you didn't think the 3G iPhone was coming out today.

    Like I said, I didn't even know the conference was today because I pay no attention to anything
    Also I'd end up being the one who paid the bill for the iPhone and no thank you
    I'll wait till I have a job that pays more than minimum wage and I'm not in college thanks
    wiggin

    you probably won't take my advice

    but let me tell you

    that guy that goes on about how he "doesn't care" and "it's not like i pay attention"?

    nobody likes that guy

    · Agree Awesome
  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    man my first experience with food and sex was when she stuck my dick in one of those pudding cups

    it was chocolate

    it looked fucking disgusting

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    Steam
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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Zombot wrote: »
    Four people in a row just quoted WaM.
    Jesus Christ.

    dude. She used maple syrup for sexy times.

    That should be its own thread.

    Spoiler:
    · Agree Awesome
  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Fair enough.

    "You just came, right? You can get off me now."
    "I... I can't."
    oh well no I mean we didn't fuck while we were covered in it

    it was more of a, um, taste thing

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    Blake T wrote: »
    The most difficult part of dating Kate is deciding which of your friends she is going to kill.
    · Agree Awesome
  • ZombotZombot Registered User
    edited June 2008
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Four people in a row just quoted WaM.
    Jesus Christ.
    what's you're fucking point?

    "oh noooo something vaguely seattle perhaps aaaaaaaaah!"

    Vaguely?
    Who are you kidding here, Rank?

    Spoiler:
    · Agree Awesome
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