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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i got frisky once on hydrocodone

    was like everything else on hydro, slow, pleasant and made me feel good

    I can never get it up when I've been doing painkillers

    It's sad

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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User
    edited June 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I like the part of sex where I ejaculate

    This post made me choke.

    Then I read your sig.

    I choked again.

    SON OF A BITCH!

    which part of my sig? Shorty's disclaimer or Brian Posehn?

    Both.

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  • oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I like sober sex the best

    who else likes it sober

    Sober or +2 glasses of wine is probably my best. Though a few years back I tried to have sex while I was blowin', and lemme tell you what. Needing to talk 80 mph about cars is not conducive to good sex.

    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I like sober sex the best

    who else likes it sober

    I like it anyway I can get it.

    Which lately is alone and depressing.

    You could write a greek tragedy about my masturbation habits.

  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    neville wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i have problems in the pants department even if just look at beer for a while

    I don't have problems getting it up while drunk. But past two or three beers, I have problems keeping it up for the whole time.
    i just can't orgasm

    that's what happened to me the second time (maybe ten minutes after the first time)

    full mast but no development from there

    she sure seemed to like that though so I have no complaints

    never had that problem.
    I have +5 to Resist Whiskey Donger

    you are uh awfully lucky

    being that I like bangin' and I like boozin' and I refuse to choose between them, Asmodeus down there is going to have to get it in order

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i have problems in the pants department even if just look at beer for a while

    I don't have problems getting it up while drunk. But past two or three beers, I have problems keeping it up for the whole time.
    i just can't orgasm

    Yeah there's two kinds of whiskey dick. There's the one where it's not really functional and then there's the one where it's almost impossible to get off and it just dies after a while.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    neville wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i have problems in the pants department even if just look at beer for a while

    I don't have problems getting it up while drunk. But past two or three beers, I have problems keeping it up for the whole time.
    i just can't orgasm

    that's what happened to me the second time (maybe ten minutes after the first time)

    full mast but no development from there

    she sure seemed to like that though so I have no complaints

    never had that problem.
    I have +5 to Resist Whiskey Donger

    you are uh awfully lucky

    being that I like bangin' and I like boozin' and I refuse to choose between them, Asmodeus down there is going to have to get it in order

    I s'pose.
    I don't really have much time for either lately, unfortunately.
    FreeTime--;

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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I like sober sex the best

    who else likes it sober

    Balefuego, I am a guy who likes to have him some unenibriated sexual intercourse


    if you understand what I am insinuating.

  • edited June 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i have problems in the pants department even if just look at beer for a while

    I don't have problems getting it up while drunk. But past two or three beers, I have problems keeping it up for the whole time.
    i just can't orgasm

    well gosh that would put a damper on things
    waiting til the morning after is not optimal either because man who wants to be all humping around with a hangover

    no-one that's who

    if you can stand it long enough to finish it's a good temporary cure
    i am pretty sure one of the reasons i got with my guy properly is that we were both fed up of hangover sex

  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I've always wanted to try some sex on a hallucinogen, but I've never had a partner who was willing to do it with me, and I think having sex with a sober person while tripping balls would just make it really weird.

  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    YOU GUYS I AM SO SOBER RIGHT NOW

    dude I am laughin so hard right now

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    I've always wanted to try some sex on a hallucinogen, but I've never had a partner who was willing to do it with me, and I think having sex with a sober person while tripping balls would just make it really weird.

    I almost did it once, but I just got really scared and couldn't go through with it.

    I feel like that would generally be the norm

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  • gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i have problems in the pants department even if just look at beer for a while

    I don't have problems getting it up while drunk. But past two or three beers, I have problems keeping it up for the whole time.
    i just can't orgasm

    well gosh that would put a damper on things
    waiting til the morning after is not optimal either because man who wants to be all humping around with a hangover

    no-one that's who

    if you can stand it long enough to finish it's a good temporary cure

    morning after a heavy night blowjobs are the greatest

    but no kissing because morning after breath is much less than excellent.

  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    I've always wanted to try some sex on a hallucinogen, but I've never had a partner who was willing to do it with me, and I think having sex with a sober person while tripping balls would just make it really weird.

    Yo.

  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sex on shrooms sounds pretty awful but man when we do acid I hope my lady is down

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    I've always wanted to try some sex on a hallucinogen, but I've never had a partner who was willing to do it with me, and I think having sex with a sober person while tripping balls would just make it really weird.

    probably

    'honey are you ok should we stop'

    'YOUR HEAD IS A ZEBRA'

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    You won't be able to do it on acid

    It doesn't work, way too fucking weird

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    I've always wanted to try some sex on a hallucinogen, but I've never had a partner who was willing to do it with me, and I think having sex with a sober person while tripping balls would just make it really weird.

    real_pochacco said it was the best experience of his life or something

  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    foxy sounds like it was made for bangin' but it scares me a little too much to try i think

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I've always wanted to try some sex on a hallucinogen, but I've never had a partner who was willing to do it with me, and I think having sex with a sober person while tripping balls would just make it really weird.

    I almost did it once, but I just got really scared and couldn't go through with it.

    I feel like that would generally be the norm

    I don't know if it would be great or even remotely good

    But I'm curious as to how different it would be

    t Shank - I couldn't do it on acid. The body high is too tight. The shrooms body high is much more pleasant and relaxing imo.

  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User
    edited June 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I like sober sex the best

    who else likes it sober

    Sober is the best. I like to have a fully coherent mind about me when I'm going to town so I can work out new positions and think of new places. Drunk sex is like work... Just keep hammering away at what your doing until you're done so you can go to sleep.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    it's all fun and games until you claw out your girl's eyes

  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I've always wanted to try some sex on a hallucinogen, but I've never had a partner who was willing to do it with me, and I think having sex with a sober person while tripping balls would just make it really weird.

    probably

    'honey are you ok should we stop'

    'YOUR HEAD IS A ZEBRA'

    This is pretty much exactly what the image of this situation is in my head.


    I'm sure that it can't actually be anything like this, but I can't come up with any alternatives.

  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    it's all fun and games until you claw out your girl's eyes

    that wrong clawing out her eyes

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Orgasms on LSD are fucking crazy. Problem is that a) you have to be a girl for this to work because b) the guy can not be doing any hallucinagenics.

    Orgasms on blow, notsomuch. Really. Head high. Talk talk talk talk talk, "I know, right?"

    Pot sex, meh.

    Booze sex, depends.

    Sober sex, hell yeah.

    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I've always wanted to try some sex on a hallucinogen, but I've never had a partner who was willing to do it with me, and I think having sex with a sober person while tripping balls would just make it really weird.

    I almost did it once, but I just got really scared and couldn't go through with it.

    I feel like that would generally be the norm

    I don't know if it would be great or even remotely good

    But I'm curious as to how different it would be

    t Shank - I couldn't do it on acid. The body high is too tight. The shrooms body high is much more pleasant and relaxing imo.

    Yeah, when you're twisted on a bunch of acid, everything is just so obtuse and surreal that sex is pretty much beyond comprehension

    Particularly when you're like, more interested in the plants that are inexplicably emerging from walls and stuff

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oogmar you're not WaM's brother are you?
    hahahha

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    My dick is resistant to alcohol. I can go up to like... five drinks before performance is impaired beyond it simply taking longer to climax.

    At least for beer and hard alcohol.

    Wine makes me horny of all things.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I've always wanted to try some sex on a hallucinogen, but I've never had a partner who was willing to do it with me, and I think having sex with a sober person while tripping balls would just make it really weird.

    probably

    'honey are you ok should we stop'

    'YOUR HEAD IS A ZEBRA'

    This is pretty much exactly what the image of this situation is in my head.


    I'm sure that it can't actually be anything like this, but I can't come up with any alternatives.

    i imagine on shrooms it would be really giggly. probably wouldn't work but it would be hilarious trying

  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    You would think that it is amazing until you wake up with your dong in your dogs ass because you thought it was a hot chick. Then you go on the internet and post how it was "the most amazing experience in your life" just to hide the shame.

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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    There aren't actually people going "man, sober sex is lame, sex on drugs is where it's at" are there?

  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Also where the fuck are you going to get 5-MeO-DiPT

    nowhere, that's where

  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I've always wanted to try some sex on a hallucinogen, but I've never had a partner who was willing to do it with me, and I think having sex with a sober person while tripping balls would just make it really weird.

    probably

    'honey are you ok should we stop'

    'YOUR HEAD IS A ZEBRA'

    This is pretty much exactly what the image of this situation is in my head.


    I'm sure that it can't actually be anything like this, but I can't come up with any alternatives.

    i imagine on shrooms it would be really giggly. probably wouldn't work but it would be hilarious trying

    Maybe this is inexperience on my part but as I understand it everything is hilarious on shrooms.

    I should mention I do not know any one personally that has tried shrooms, so this is primarily hearsay I'm working with here.

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I like sex sober. Though I generally consider having smoked some weed being more or less sober for me so I'm used to bein' kinda high when I get laid.

    It's no problem without it though. Better sometimes, even.

    [edit] Man, when I did shrooms, everything was terrifying. I had a really bad trip and rode my bike home and almost died, then I felt better and sat and watched birds for like four hours. It was very relaxing, but far from funny.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino omfg Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    no, but pot sex is pretty fabulous on its own merits.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    it's all fun and games until you claw out your girl's eyes

    that wrong clawing out her eyes

    YEAH YEAH FUCK THAT SOCKET YEAAAAH

  • oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    neville wrote: »
    oogmar you're not WaM's brother are you?
    hahahha

    I totally beat that bitch to Portland.


    ...Yes. Yes, I am.

    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I was having sex with this one girl doggy style. Not the way I planned it just the way she passed out.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Klyka wrote: »
    You would think that it is amazing until you wake up with your dong in your dogs ass because you thought it was a hot chick. Then you go on the internet and post how it was "the most amazing experience in your life" just to hide the shame.

    Reminds me of this post, courtesy of Pip's sig:
    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User
    edited June 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I've always wanted to try some sex on a hallucinogen, but I've never had a partner who was willing to do it with me, and I think having sex with a sober person while tripping balls would just make it really weird.

    probably

    'honey are you ok should we stop'

    'YOUR HEAD IS A ZEBRA'

    FUCK YOU I just laughed so loud the whole office noticed...

    ...Fucking hell, I'm trying so hard not to laugh more...

    ...Look away, misbehavin, LOOK AWAY!

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