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Guys I am going to become a merman now, okay.
DarkPrimus
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I'm from Iowa, and Iowa, being in the center of the United States, doesn't get any cool natural disasters like earthquakes or volcanos, right?
WRONG.
Well no, okay, you're right. We do get natural disasters, but they aren't cool.
We've been getting hells of rain these past weeks, and it just won't fucking stop. Maybe you remember hearing about "The Great Flood of '93" on the news back in 1993, but this shit makes that look like a fucking kiddy pool.
This is what downtown is supposed to look like:
And this is what it looks like as of earlier today.
I'm just going to fill up the bathtub now and stay in it so when the water gets to me I'll have gills and shit already. Please give me advice on how to carry on with life after I've become an abomination that is neither fish nor man.
WRONG.
Well no, okay, you're right. We do get natural disasters, but they aren't cool.
We've been getting hells of rain these past weeks, and it just won't fucking stop. Maybe you remember hearing about "The Great Flood of '93" on the news back in 1993, but this shit makes that look like a fucking kiddy pool.
This is what downtown is supposed to look like:
And this is what it looks like as of earlier today.
I'm just going to fill up the bathtub now and stay in it so when the water gets to me I'll have gills and shit already. Please give me advice on how to carry on with life after I've become an abomination that is neither fish nor man.
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they release a cloud of genetic material onto a female's clutch of eggs
31 earthquakes in nevada the other day.
A half mile wide tornado
It was cold as fuck in california a couple weeks ago
and now this flood.
Am I the only one who thinks this is odd?
gay mermen
he was talking about homosexuals
Apparently this time it is supposed to rain.
Through July.
I am... displeased
And its always some fucker who has no business having a canoe. And you're all like. Why the fuck do you have a canoe and all I got is wet toes?
I don't think Roland Emmerich is responsible for this.
look at that dorsal slit
When you get told to start praying by state officials you know it's going down in a bad way.
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
oh lordy
STOP TRYING TO PUSH YOUR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS ON ME
THIS IS ALL JUST PROPAGANDA!
you know
with electricity
and the internet
and in an instant his proud mershlong revealed itself, triumphant
that's because nobody cares about minor countries like Zimbabwe or Qatar or Canada
"Ariel, I'd like you meet the Electric Eel"
see?
just as clueless as all the other minor countries!
i had a thing in my butt last week
it was alright
i don't know if i'd base my identity around it though
it's pretty much time to hang it up
... for help.
it's ep
We've only barely officially flooded. For a couple of days River Drive had some puddles. That's about the worst it's gotten. The local minor tributary flooded a little more, but not near as much as we were expecting.
On the other side of the river, over in Iowa, they're sandbagging public buildings in the rain right now.
Luckily, I am quite far away from the water. If the water gets to me than that means that dozens of miles of city are underwater.
But the city is literally cut in two right now with all the roads flooded over and so many businesses and such are going to be lost causes. I wasn't exaggerating when I said that this was making the Flood of '93 look pathetic. The entire city is under order to not use the city's water supply except for drinking, and a couple power stations might get shut down because of flooding.
fuzzball, it's too late for sandbagging here. Those buildings in the OP are the city hall and the sheriff's office. The public library's first floor is completely flooded and I wouldn't be surprised if right now the folks at the Art Museum are getting all the shit up as high as they can.
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
You should, I mean that's what I do, right