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The Big Orgasm

StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
edited June 2008 in Social Entropy++
I find death fascinating, do you find death fascinating? Do you believe anything happens to you after death? Or do you just think that you go in the ground and rot? Or like reincarnation or something crazy like that? Do you ever think about what dying would feel like? Do you ever do that incredibly emo thing where you try and figure out who would show up to your funeral if you died today? Did you find Death from the Sandman totally hot? If so, would you bone her if it meant dying for it? Have you ever contemplated (or attempted) suicide? wasn't Dead Like Me one of the best TV shows ever? wouldn't it suck to get reaped by a Dead Like Me styled reaper mid-coitus? On a related and also deathy note, isn't Pushing Daisies rad? would you abuse that power if you had it? what is your favorite grim reaper character? Do you like the classic or are you a Discworld man or a Dead Like Me man or what?

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Stupidest title ever

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The story behind this thread is that I spent several hours unable to sleep with my mind racing last night.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I thought this was going to be about

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i like watching videos of cats doing silly things

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    whenever i watch big-o i remember the old batman cartoons

    there seem to be parallels like crazy

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I do not believe in anything after death

    And I am scared of dieing

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dadouw wrote: »
    I do not believe in anything after death

    And I am scared of dieing

    I think that question was originally supposed to be in the OP. Oh well.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    DYING

    MOTHAFUCKA

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i believe that when we die our souls are thrown towards the edge of the universe, a journey of many thousands of years through the bitterest cold that there is

    and when we reach the end, we spend the rest of eternity writhing in torment as extradimensional beasts rip us to shreds and scatter our parts across the vast universe again

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I am not scared of death but I do attempt to avoid it.

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    tsplitter wrote: »
    i like watching videos of cats doing silly things

    i like cats

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    Airking850Airking850 Ottawa, ONRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The best death:

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    is this the part where i tell you to kill yourself

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    i believe that when we die our souls are thrown towards the edge of the universe, a journey of many thousands of years through the bitterest cold that there is

    and when we reach the end, we spend the rest of eternity writhing in torment as extradimensional beasts rip us to shreds and scatter our parts across the vast universe again

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Airking850 wrote: »
    The best death:

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    man that Death is a puss

    hes been killed like, what, over 20 times now?

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I also thought this was a Big O thread.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I always thought the worst thing about dead like me was its death model.

    But the commentary it had about life was fantastic.

    PErsonally I think life is more about making the most of what we have now then worrying about death. Let death worry about me when I show up.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Death really doesn't frighten me, but I say this from the position of a man who is well and truly alive, with no visible threat on the horizon. So when death does indeed come for me, I only hope that I will have the confidence to face it.

    Everything I am, everything I do and believe, lends itself to this, so I hope I do not disappoint myself when my time comes. Regardless of when.

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    Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    What the fuck is that thing on its shoulder

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    In order:

    Yes of course I do jeeze man I made this damn thread; I ain't got any convictions one way or another but I damn well hope so; Yes of course you rot dumb question; Reincarnation is a great sort of idea but the caste system is a piece of shit; Fairly often, yes. Death scares the shit out of me, so I think about it a lot; Done it before, and still do it on occasion; Yes; Probably not worth it; Contemplated, never attempted, although my arms look like it right now because of work; Holy shit yes; Yes because you lose all feeling and I assume that includes orgasms; Also yes; I would abuse pretty much any power ever so; I like them all, really. All the ones I know at least; I guess of those three I like the idea of the Dead Like Me reapers the best;

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Berk wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    i believe that when we die our souls are thrown towards the edge of the universe, a journey of many thousands of years through the bitterest cold that there is

    and when we reach the end, we spend the rest of eternity writhing in torment as extradimensional beasts rip us to shreds and scatter our parts across the vast universe again

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    i've started saying "feels good man" in real life

    i know nobody gets it but me, but i don't care

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I guess I have been thinking about it an extra amount lately since I totaled my car.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Discworld Death is the best Death.

    WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?

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    Something WittySomething Witty Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I want to die an awesome death. I was at a fair a while back and while I was on the rides I kept thinking of Final Destination, and how awesome it would be to become a human projectile in a freak mechanical failure.

    As far as what I believe happens after death pretty much nothing but I am not willing to rule out the possibility that some divine being is after me and that I will be reincarnated into a worm.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited June 2008
    i think you go into a hole and decompose

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fun fact: My position on death was why, about a month ago, I was literally a coin flip away from joining the Army.

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    before you were alive you were also dead. also, when you die you're only dead then, not before.
    also what

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    I don't believe anything persists of us after we die (aside from people's memories of us but come on that's completely different), so I believe that when i die that's all she wrote and I will completely cease to exist. This doesn't bother me in the slightest since I don't see how not existing could be troublesome in the slightest since one doesn't exist anymore. That doesn't mean I want to die, I'm just not that frightened of it and accept that it will inevitably happen.

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    maximumzeromaximumzero I...wait, what? New Orleans, LARegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    I thought this was going to be about

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    Big O impresses me because it's the only Japanese-produced show to get a second season because of it's popularity in the US.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited June 2008
    i'm a bit scared of death because i like living a lot

    but it's not like i'm gonna be all 'oh no i'm dead :('

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    Something WittySomething Witty Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I want to have all my bases covered so I am going to convert to every religion simultaniously before I die.

    Best case scenario is that one of them turns out to be right and I am whisked into heaven on a fiery chariot driven by Xenu and forged out of obsidian in the halls of the Elder Gods.

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    BlackDoveBlackDove Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I know many have died before me. It's a comfort to know I'm not doing anything original.

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    basically this three dimensional existence is probably just a three dimensional representation of something of higher dimensional order
    like that famous scene with a three dimensional balloon flying directly through a two-dimensional universe plane and the inhabitants only seeing the two dimensional cut-outs

    I've thought a lot about this! 8)

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    Something WittySomething Witty Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Well in keeping with the multi-universe theory I may cross over into Digimon land if I believe hard enough on my death bed.


    Shit this death thing is confusing.

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Death scares the shit out of me and this thread doesn't help at all

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sometimes when I think about death it makes me realize I should live life to the fullest.

    but I don't.

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    or maybe your live is just a representation of the most likely outcome of a certain situation
    In a situation you die, you still live on in an infinite number of universes where that situation didn't occur
    continuing until the universe you exist in is absolutely impossible

    I haven't even smoked pot in about 6 months and still I write scripts for jet li movies

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    I don't believe anything persists of us after we die (aside from people's memories of us but come on that's completely different), so I believe that when i die that's all she wrote and I will completely cease to exist. This doesn't bother me in the slightest since I don't see how not existing could be troublesome in the slightest since one doesn't exist anymore. That doesn't mean I want to die, I'm just not that frightened of it and accept that it will inevitably happen.

    This is pretty much what I think.

    Although I enjoy talking about the many theories of what happens after death.

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    An afterlife would be the shit. Just doing whatever you want for all eternity

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