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The muggening

BelruelBelruel nawRegistered User regular
edited June 2008 in Singularity Engine++
My mom went to vegas this weekend to visit with her sisters, and as she was on her way back she stopped at an albertson's to get some ice for her icechest. It was about noon, broad daylight, right out front of the grocery store, and this homeless guy hopped up on drugs and drunk as can be charges her flailing his arms yelling 'I WANT MONEY' and punches her right on the jaw.

Three gay fellows saw this, and the muscular one punched the homeless guy off my mom to the ground, then held him to the hot cement with his foot pressed against the back of his neck. One of the other guys started soothing my mom giving her hugs and telling her she'd be ok, while the third ran to get security in albertson's.

my poor mom's jaw is all swollen and she's all shaken up. i am really curious now as to how common this sort of thing is, and also pretty thankful those fellows were there to help her.

so have any of you homps been mugged before? have you saved any middle aged women from being mugged? maybe you have mugged old women for a quick lump of cash? maybe you're a heroic gay dude; who knows!

tl;dr: my mom got mugged by a homeless dude and saved by three gays

Belruel on
3DS friendcode: 2380-4618-2503
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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Your mom was saved by the gay Charlie's Angels.

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  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    hahaha i just told her that and she's laughing really hard, haha, she says 'they were wearing coordinated outfits!'

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I got mugged once when I was a kid. Some asshole stole my dinosaur wallet.

    Fuck off and die.
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  • GoatmonGoatmon You Are An Experience Make Sure You're a Good ExperienceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Nads wrote: »
    Your mom was saved by the gay Charlie's Angels.

    hahaha

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    this calls for a revenge mugging

    maybe steal his tiny cardboard house or something

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Helpful Homos Harm Homeless Handful.

    Death to PA.
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  • JedocJedoc Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    That's actually just the SE++ security force, Bel. We can't afford to lose you or your drawings, so you and your family are constantly guarded by crack teams of gay commandos.

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  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    well then good job gay commandoes! tip top job! pedicures for everyone!

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  • GoatmonGoatmon You Are An Experience Make Sure You're a Good ExperienceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Jedoc wrote: »
    That's actually just the SE++ security force, Bel. We can't afford to lose you or your drawings, so you and your family are constantly guarded by crack teams of gay commandos.

    [vidurl= got the O.S.I. on our payroll.[/vidurl]

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh man bel, hope your mom's jaw isn't too bad. pink mafia on the ball.

    Umm, i got mugged, at gunpoint, for my chinese take out one time in philly. pretty funny, looking back on it.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Helpful Homos Harm Homeless Handful.

    Film at 11!

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    Oh man bel, hope your mom's jaw isn't too bad. pink mafia on the ball.

    Umm, i got mugged, at gunpoint, for my chinese take out one time in philly. pretty funny, looking back on it.

    That was about the time your mother thought it would be in your best interest if you were to move in with your aunt and uncle in Bel Air.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    well then good job gay commandoes! tip top job! pedicures for everyone!

    8-)

    also, this story brightened my day

    stories of gay vigilantes are wonderful

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The straight Bosley didn't show up though? What a fucker.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    aw that sucks Bel

    I've never been mugged fortunately. In fact as much time as I've spent in Seattle at all sorts of odd hours I've rarely felt in any kind of danger.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Law and Order: Gay Anti-Street Crime Squad


    DUNN DUNN!

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  • CJTheranCJTheran Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Some guy stole my backpack that was under my chair once.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    CJTheran wrote: »
    Some guy stole my backpack that was under my chair once.

    I bet he stole your virtue too, but you secretly wanted him to ravish you.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i got mugged once
    they took a $10 note off me
    then some other guy came around like 'heres your money' and handed me two $5 notes

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I was walking home from work one morning and some skater punk stopped me, asked me if I had a dollar, and then said he'd shank me if I didn't give him one.

    I sort of giggled and walked passed.

    "YEAH. KEEP WALKING," he shouted, as I continued on my merry way.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I was walking home from work one morning and some skater punk stopped me, asked me if I had a dollar, and then said he'd shank me if I didn't give him one.

    I sort of giggled and walked passed.

    "YEAH. KEEP WALKING," he shouted, as I continued on my merry way.

    Did you say "C U L8TER BOI!"?

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I can't find my wallet. I suspect these two incidents are linked.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I was walking home from work one morning and some skater punk stopped me, asked me if I had a dollar, and then said he'd shank me if I didn't give him one.

    I sort of giggled and walked passed.

    "YEAH. KEEP WALKING," he shouted, as I continued on my merry way.

    Did you say "C U L8TER BOI!"?

    Nah.

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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Man, is there anything gays can't do?

    Gays for collective president.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I have never been mugged

    but then, I don't live in the city

    I hope your mom's feeling better, Bel!

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  • SeriouslySeriously ˈpɛrɪ ˌdɒt Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    this homeless guy hopped up on drugs and drunk as can be charges her flailing his arms yelling 'I WANT MONEY' and punches her right on the jaw.

    This image made me snicker


    I was mugged once, but I didn't have any money. The guy threw my wallet back in my face and shoved me against a railing and ran off.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Man, is there anything gays can't do?

    Girls.

    Death to PA.
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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Man, Wonder Woman theme song just came on.


    Coincidence?

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    haha yea

    arms flailing
    all wacky like

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Man, is there anything gays can't do?

    Girls.

    Gays can do girls better than any straight can.

    They just don't want to

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Man, is there anything gays can't do?

    Girls.

    They can, they just don't want to. Which is why gay dudes make awesome friends. Women are drawn to them, left disappointed, and at the end of a long night of drinking you are available to play clean up hitter.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino omfg Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i've never been mugged, but i had my Wii stolen from my apartment by a bunch of dudes my former roommate brought back with her from some club.

    she had her brand new Mac laptop stolen too. at least there was karmic balance.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Man, Wonder Woman theme song just came on.


    Coincidence?

    I was thinking something from the Village People. Macho Man blaring in the background.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i've never been mugged but once some fucker stole my lunch when i left it in the library

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Projeck wrote: »
    i've never been mugged but once some fucker stole my lunch when i left it in the library

    He was doing you a favour, FATTY.

    MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T SO FAT.

    FAT FAT FAT

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Little miss chubbycheeks

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    You don't leave food in the library man, them book nerds don't wanna leave, if they have an option of prolonging their stay through stolen sustenance, they'll take it.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Projeck wrote: »
    i've never been mugged but once some fucker stole my lunch when i left it in the library

    He didn't steal it, you carelessly left legal tender in a public place like an imbecile. That's called he found money.

    edit: Damn, I could have sworn that said money. Lunch money

    I need a drink

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  • UsagiUsagi it’s like someone threw a bowl of loose fruit into a front-loading clothes dryer Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I had my shampoo stolen out of the shower back in the dorms in college.

    No muggings though, which people always find interesting given how much time I spent in Detroit.

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    To crush the patriarchy, see it driven before you, and hear the lamentations of its fuckboys.
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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    i've never been mugged but once some fucker stole my lunch when i left it in the library

    He didn't steal it, you carelessly left legal tender in a public place like an imbecile. That's called he found money.

    edit: Damn, I could have sworn that said money. Lunch money

    I need a drink

    Sandwich dollars.

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