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Killing Krauts with pineapples and firebombing Yankees: CoH thread

PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
edited August 2008 in Singularity Engine++
You know what game rules that you fagmos need to get?

Company of Heroes

What other game allows you to requisition one of these 2 bad boys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sqjTkrFM48

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov9UdRHoaAc&feature=related

Or build 25 pound howitzer emplacements

or use the motherfucking Luftwaffe?

huh?

You got one?

Well fuck you!

Company of Heroes is better and better looking to boot.

I mean look at this


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Let's play this shit you sissies

Forum ID : Steam ID
Me : PipTheFair
Hobnail : Hobnail
Mr. Henry Fluffer : Mr. Henry Babby
Pharezon : RUSSIA 3-1 FUCK YEAH
Computer Generated Faggotry : CasinoGhost
vsove : vsove
Kovak : LordTirioth
Bibble : abolaky


EDIT1: For clarification. Both the original version and Opposing Fronts are compatible with each other. You can use either and play with either.

Secondly, TELL ME YOUR FUCKING STEAM ID NAME IF YOU WANT TO BE ADDED

EDIT2: JOIN THE STEAM GROUP ABBREVIATION AIDS++

STEAM
Skayel wrote:
One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    micro-managing games. woo

    zerg, er, panzer rush kekeke

    Wren on
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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I am down in the extreme.

    Steam ID Hobnail

    Hobnail on
  • ChairwalkerChairwalker Registered User
    edited June 2008
    Those damned AT guns, always destroying my precious tanks. Whenever i build them they're useless as shit.

    Chairwalker on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I know K, kovak and butter got this shit too son

    PiptheFair on
    STEAM
    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Luftwaffe? Srsly? We're one step closer to a real-time concentration camp simulator.

    I can't fucking wait. Do I decrease bread rations and risk lowering output? Just what are those SS agents planning?

    Your progress is measured in broken dreams.

    Umaro on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Those damned AT guns, always destroying my precious tanks. Whenever i build them they're useless as shit.

    infantry support with a spotter putz

    walking into a a pak38 ambush more than once is your own fault

    PiptheFair on
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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Umaro wrote: »
    Luftwaffe? Srsly? We're one step closer to a real-time concentration camp simulator.

    I can't fucking wait. Do I decrease bread rations and risk lowering output? Just what are those SS agents planning?

    Your progress is measured in broken dreams.

    Luftwaffe was the air force.

    Hunter on
  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Man you guys, I hate registering games with steam that are not already forced to be.

    Steam is taking hold of the multiplayer world, ITS HAPPENING TO QUICKLY.

    Jigrah on
    jigrah please. pass the pipe
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Jigrah please. take my hand.
    Butters wrote: »
    Jigrah please! You'll wake the children
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please, we won't have this moment again.
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    Jigrah, please, I have a headache
    Jigrah, please. Just the tip, I promise.
    jigrah please let me have your babies
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I'm going to name my next global pestilence "Jigrah"
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please don't stop
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    jigrah please invite me next time you watch robotech.
    Druhim wrote:
    Jigrah, please, our dinner is getting cold
    Well Jigrah, maybe if you said please.


  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Umaro wrote: »
    Luftwaffe? Srsly? We're one step closer to a real-time concentration camp simulator.

    I can't fucking wait. Do I decrease bread rations and risk lowering output? Just what are those SS agents planning?

    Your progress is measured in broken dreams.

    The luftwaffe are a doctrine

    every army gets to choose one doctrine to go down, by spending experience
    The Luftwaffe are for the Panzer Elite

    PiptheFair on
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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Umaro wrote: »
    Luftwaffe? Srsly? We're one step closer to a real-time concentration camp simulator.

    I can't fucking wait. Do I decrease bread rations and risk lowering output? Just what are those SS agents planning?

    Your progress is measured in broken dreams.

    Luftwaffe was the air force.

    I know. Playing the nazi air force is one step closer to the rest of the nazi goodies.

    Umaro on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Man you guys, I hate registering games with steam that are not already forced to be.

    Steam is taking hold of the multiplayer world, ITS HAPPENING TO QUICKLY.

    you can just add games to steam from your computer, FYI

    PiptheFair on
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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Umaro wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Umaro wrote: »
    Luftwaffe? Srsly? We're one step closer to a real-time concentration camp simulator.

    I can't fucking wait. Do I decrease bread rations and risk lowering output? Just what are those SS agents planning?

    Your progress is measured in broken dreams.

    Luftwaffe was the air force.

    I know. Playing the nazi air force is one step closer to the rest of the nazi goodies.

    You can be the Wehrmact or The Panzer Elite

    PiptheFair on
    STEAM
    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I've been thinking about buying this, mostly because of butters, but i suck at these types of games. are you guys like koreans when it comes to COH?

    lostwords on
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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2008
    This game is way too hectic for me.

    PotU on
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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Umaro wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Umaro wrote: »
    Luftwaffe? Srsly? We're one step closer to a real-time concentration camp simulator.

    I can't fucking wait. Do I decrease bread rations and risk lowering output? Just what are those SS agents planning?

    Your progress is measured in broken dreams.

    Luftwaffe was the air force.

    I know. Playing the nazi air force is one step closer to the rest of the nazi goodies.

    You can be the Wehrmact or The Panzer Elite

    Great, wonderful, but I won't be satiated until I can twist the Wii remote to seal the gas-chamber door.

    Umaro on
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oh man, putting miis in the special showers, watching their faces melt off. awesome.

    lostwords on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    I've been thinking about buying this, mostly because of butters, but i suck at these types of games. are you guys like koreans when it comes to COH?

    KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

    I'm not. I usually hole up in my base climbing the tech tree while waiting to unleash some hellish super weapon. Then I get taken out by thousands of basic infantry and a few support units.

    Hunter on
  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    I've been thinking about buying this, mostly because of butters, but i suck at these types of games. are you guys like koreans when it comes to COH?

    KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

    I'm not. I usually hole up in my base climbing the tech tree while waiting to unleash some hellish super weapon. Then I get taken out by thousands of basic infantry and a few support units.

    yeah that is why I don't play these things

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  • edited June 2008
    Wehrmact is a cool word

    Wehrmact

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Umaro wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Umaro wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Umaro wrote: »
    Luftwaffe? Srsly? We're one step closer to a real-time concentration camp simulator.

    I can't fucking wait. Do I decrease bread rations and risk lowering output? Just what are those SS agents planning?

    Your progress is measured in broken dreams.

    Luftwaffe was the air force.

    I know. Playing the nazi air force is one step closer to the rest of the nazi goodies.

    You can be the Wehrmact or The Panzer Elite

    Great, wonderful, but I won't be satiated until I can twist the Wii remote to seal the gas-chamber door.

    Using the zapper gun with nunchuck as a makeshift automatic weapon to gun down those who question your authority and the men standing next to them.

    Hunter on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    I've been thinking about buying this, mostly because of butters, but i suck at these types of games. are you guys like koreans when it comes to COH?

    I'm good, but not korean good

    p.s. the #1 wehr player posts in g&t

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Umaro wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Umaro wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Umaro wrote: »
    Luftwaffe? Srsly? We're one step closer to a real-time concentration camp simulator.

    I can't fucking wait. Do I decrease bread rations and risk lowering output? Just what are those SS agents planning?

    Your progress is measured in broken dreams.

    Luftwaffe was the air force.

    I know. Playing the nazi air force is one step closer to the rest of the nazi goodies.

    You can be the Wehrmact or The Panzer Elite

    Great, wonderful, but I won't be satiated until I can twist the Wii remote to seal the gas-chamber door.

    So.. you're being a flaming cunt because a game about world war 2 lets you play as Nazis? Really?

    Andrew Ryan on
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  • edited June 2008
    Wehrmact

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    RTS WWII? I may as well go play CoD3.

    The Otaku Suppository on
    NEVER COUNT OUT TOUCHDOWN TOM.
    NO ONE DENIES THIS.
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    matt you better get this

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Does it cost more than free? And can it run on a laptop that doesn't even have a graphics card, but a chipset? If one of these two conditions can be met I'll do it.

    The Otaku Suppository on
    NEVER COUNT OUT TOUCHDOWN TOM.
    NO ONE DENIES THIS.
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Does it cost more than free? And can it run on a laptop that doesn't even have a graphics card, but a chipset? If one of these two conditions can be met I'll do it.

    no and also no

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Whelp, guess I'm off to play CoD3

    The Otaku Suppository on
    NEVER COUNT OUT TOUCHDOWN TOM.
    NO ONE DENIES THIS.
  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    My scrapper kicks serious amounts of ass

    Especially since I got his Rocket Boots

    I don't have a lot of good villains, but I don't play Villains a lot, so

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    My scrapper kicks serious amounts of ass

    Especially since I got his Rocket Boots

    I don't have a lot of good villains, but I don't play Villains a lot, so

    fuck off

    PiptheFair on
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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i am of the opinion that this is the finest RTS ever made.

    the units are incredibly well-balanced, the combat takes on the appearance of full-fledged war and everything about it is just so goddamned polished.

    the british are possibly the most fun side to play as. glider drops? fuck yes.

    vsove on
    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • AretèAretè infiltrating neo zeed compoundRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Gamereplays.org shoutcasted one of my 2v2 matches, it was glorious because i rushed into the middle of a pe zerg and dropped a sherman mine flail on them.

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  • AretèAretè infiltrating neo zeed compoundRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    also this game on DX10 blows my mind. the explosions and all the little details are what the fuck awesome.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    pip you know i am fucking down

    i suck almighty balls but i am down

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    also i am the worst at this game.

    i make really impressive defenses

    that are then destroyed quite handily by exploiting the one critical hole i left in my defenses.

    vsove on
    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    man I thought this was going to be about city of heroes

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    down to fuck

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I am quite good at this game.

    CG Faggotry on
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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    add pharezon to that list you fag

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    he is also down to fuck

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