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Killing Krauts with pineapples and firebombing Yankees: CoH thread

PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
edited August 2008 in Social Entropy++
You know what game rules that you fagmos need to get?

Company of Heroes

What other game allows you to requisition one of these 2 bad boys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sqjTkrFM48

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov9UdRHoaAc&feature=related

Or build 25 pound howitzer emplacements

or use the motherfucking Luftwaffe?

huh?

You got one?

Well fuck you!

Company of Heroes is better and better looking to boot.

I mean look at this


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Let's play this shit you sissies

Forum ID : Steam ID
Me : PipTheFair
Hobnail : Hobnail
Mr. Henry Fluffer : Mr. Henry Babby
Pharezon : RUSSIA 3-1 FUCK YEAH
Computer Generated Faggotry : CasinoGhost
vsove : vsove
Kovak : LordTirioth
Bibble : abolaky


EDIT1: For clarification. Both the original version and Opposing Fronts are compatible with each other. You can use either and play with either.

Secondly, TELL ME YOUR FUCKING STEAM ID NAME IF YOU WANT TO BE ADDED

EDIT2: JOIN THE STEAM GROUP ABBREVIATION AIDS++

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    micro-managing games. woo

    zerg, er, panzer rush kekeke

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    TF2 - Wren BF3: Wren-fu
  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I am down in the extreme.

    Steam ID Hobnail

  • ChairwalkerChairwalker Registered User
    edited June 2008
    Those damned AT guns, always destroying my precious tanks. Whenever i build them they're useless as shit.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I know K, kovak and butter got this shit too son

    STEAM
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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Luftwaffe? Srsly? We're one step closer to a real-time concentration camp simulator.

    I can't fucking wait. Do I decrease bread rations and risk lowering output? Just what are those SS agents planning?

    Your progress is measured in broken dreams.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Those damned AT guns, always destroying my precious tanks. Whenever i build them they're useless as shit.

    infantry support with a spotter putz

    walking into a a pak38 ambush more than once is your own fault

    STEAM
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Umaro wrote: »
    Luftwaffe? Srsly? We're one step closer to a real-time concentration camp simulator.

    I can't fucking wait. Do I decrease bread rations and risk lowering output? Just what are those SS agents planning?

    Your progress is measured in broken dreams.

    Luftwaffe was the air force.

  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Man you guys, I hate registering games with steam that are not already forced to be.

    Steam is taking hold of the multiplayer world, ITS HAPPENING TO QUICKLY.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Umaro wrote: »
    Luftwaffe? Srsly? We're one step closer to a real-time concentration camp simulator.

    I can't fucking wait. Do I decrease bread rations and risk lowering output? Just what are those SS agents planning?

    Your progress is measured in broken dreams.

    The luftwaffe are a doctrine

    every army gets to choose one doctrine to go down, by spending experience
    The Luftwaffe are for the Panzer Elite

    STEAM
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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Umaro wrote: »
    Luftwaffe? Srsly? We're one step closer to a real-time concentration camp simulator.

    I can't fucking wait. Do I decrease bread rations and risk lowering output? Just what are those SS agents planning?

    Your progress is measured in broken dreams.

    Luftwaffe was the air force.

    I know. Playing the nazi air force is one step closer to the rest of the nazi goodies.

    Dogs.jpg
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Man you guys, I hate registering games with steam that are not already forced to be.

    Steam is taking hold of the multiplayer world, ITS HAPPENING TO QUICKLY.

    you can just add games to steam from your computer, FYI

    STEAM
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Umaro wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Umaro wrote: »
    Luftwaffe? Srsly? We're one step closer to a real-time concentration camp simulator.

    I can't fucking wait. Do I decrease bread rations and risk lowering output? Just what are those SS agents planning?

    Your progress is measured in broken dreams.

    Luftwaffe was the air force.

    I know. Playing the nazi air force is one step closer to the rest of the nazi goodies.

    You can be the Wehrmact or The Panzer Elite

    STEAM
    Spoiler:
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I've been thinking about buying this, mostly because of butters, but i suck at these types of games. are you guys like koreans when it comes to COH?

    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2008
    This game is way too hectic for me.

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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Umaro wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Umaro wrote: »
    Luftwaffe? Srsly? We're one step closer to a real-time concentration camp simulator.

    I can't fucking wait. Do I decrease bread rations and risk lowering output? Just what are those SS agents planning?

    Your progress is measured in broken dreams.

    Luftwaffe was the air force.

    I know. Playing the nazi air force is one step closer to the rest of the nazi goodies.

    You can be the Wehrmact or The Panzer Elite

    Great, wonderful, but I won't be satiated until I can twist the Wii remote to seal the gas-chamber door.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    oh man, putting miis in the special showers, watching their faces melt off. awesome.

    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    I've been thinking about buying this, mostly because of butters, but i suck at these types of games. are you guys like koreans when it comes to COH?

    KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

    I'm not. I usually hole up in my base climbing the tech tree while waiting to unleash some hellish super weapon. Then I get taken out by thousands of basic infantry and a few support units.

  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    I've been thinking about buying this, mostly because of butters, but i suck at these types of games. are you guys like koreans when it comes to COH?

    KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

    I'm not. I usually hole up in my base climbing the tech tree while waiting to unleash some hellish super weapon. Then I get taken out by thousands of basic infantry and a few support units.

    yeah that is why I don't play these things

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    TF2 - Wren BF3: Wren-fu
  • edited June 2008
    Wehrmact is a cool word

    Wehrmact

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Umaro wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Umaro wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Umaro wrote: »
    Luftwaffe? Srsly? We're one step closer to a real-time concentration camp simulator.

    I can't fucking wait. Do I decrease bread rations and risk lowering output? Just what are those SS agents planning?

    Your progress is measured in broken dreams.

    Luftwaffe was the air force.

    I know. Playing the nazi air force is one step closer to the rest of the nazi goodies.

    You can be the Wehrmact or The Panzer Elite

    Great, wonderful, but I won't be satiated until I can twist the Wii remote to seal the gas-chamber door.

    Using the zapper gun with nunchuck as a makeshift automatic weapon to gun down those who question your authority and the men standing next to them.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    I've been thinking about buying this, mostly because of butters, but i suck at these types of games. are you guys like koreans when it comes to COH?

    I'm good, but not korean good

    p.s. the #1 wehr player posts in g&t

    STEAM
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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Umaro wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Umaro wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Umaro wrote: »
    Luftwaffe? Srsly? We're one step closer to a real-time concentration camp simulator.

    I can't fucking wait. Do I decrease bread rations and risk lowering output? Just what are those SS agents planning?

    Your progress is measured in broken dreams.

    Luftwaffe was the air force.

    I know. Playing the nazi air force is one step closer to the rest of the nazi goodies.

    You can be the Wehrmact or The Panzer Elite

    Great, wonderful, but I won't be satiated until I can twist the Wii remote to seal the gas-chamber door.

    So.. you're being a flaming cunt because a game about world war 2 lets you play as Nazis? Really?

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    naknaknaknaknak
  • edited June 2008
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository PAHK YAH CAH IN DAH YAHD SouthieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    RTS WWII? I may as well go play CoD3.

    Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    matt you better get this

    STEAM
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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository PAHK YAH CAH IN DAH YAHD SouthieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Does it cost more than free? And can it run on a laptop that doesn't even have a graphics card, but a chipset? If one of these two conditions can be met I'll do it.

    Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Does it cost more than free? And can it run on a laptop that doesn't even have a graphics card, but a chipset? If one of these two conditions can be met I'll do it.

    no and also no

    STEAM
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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository PAHK YAH CAH IN DAH YAHD SouthieRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Whelp, guess I'm off to play CoD3

    Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    My scrapper kicks serious amounts of ass

    Especially since I got his Rocket Boots

    I don't have a lot of good villains, but I don't play Villains a lot, so

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    My scrapper kicks serious amounts of ass

    Especially since I got his Rocket Boots

    I don't have a lot of good villains, but I don't play Villains a lot, so

    fuck off

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i am of the opinion that this is the finest RTS ever made.

    the units are incredibly well-balanced, the combat takes on the appearance of full-fledged war and everything about it is just so goddamned polished.

    the british are possibly the most fun side to play as. glider drops? fuck yes.

    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • AretèAretè infiltrating neo zeed compoundRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Gamereplays.org shoutcasted one of my 2v2 matches, it was glorious because i rushed into the middle of a pe zerg and dropped a sherman mine flail on them.

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  • AretèAretè infiltrating neo zeed compoundRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    also this game on DX10 blows my mind. the explosions and all the little details are what the fuck awesome.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User
    edited June 2008
    pip you know i am fucking down

    i suck almighty balls but i am down

    All things appear and disappear because of the concurrence of causes and conditions. Nothing ever exists entirely alone; everything is in relation to everything else.
  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    also i am the worst at this game.

    i make really impressive defenses

    that are then destroyed quite handily by exploiting the one critical hole i left in my defenses.

    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    man I thought this was going to be about city of heroes

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    and I broke parole just to get to you
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User
    edited June 2008
    down to fuck

    All things appear and disappear because of the concurrence of causes and conditions. Nothing ever exists entirely alone; everything is in relation to everything else.
  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I am quite good at this game.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User
    edited June 2008
    add pharezon to that list you fag

    All things appear and disappear because of the concurrence of causes and conditions. Nothing ever exists entirely alone; everything is in relation to everything else.
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User
    edited June 2008
    he is also down to fuck

    All things appear and disappear because of the concurrence of causes and conditions. Nothing ever exists entirely alone; everything is in relation to everything else.
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