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Divorce! Hooray!(?)

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    As7 wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    As7 wrote: »
    Surprise divorce sucks.

    Kind of a raw deal you got there.

    I chalk it off to being too young, now.

    It's lame because there was literally no sign of it until the last couple days, from my perspective, but like Mysst, we will probably get along and be happy and fine apart.

    when did this happen

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Divorce is a sin and you will burn in hell.

    Seriously though, I always was impressed with people that get divorced in such an adult manner. It's a rare thing these days. Especially when there is a kid involved. I know this because the women in my family change husbands like they change oil filters. Seems like every week I'v lost an uncle or a cousin or a brother in law.

    Um... is congratulations appropriate?
    Well, the counseling helped a lot. Having someone help you talk through your feelings is very, very useful.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    thorgot wrote: »
    As7 wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    As7 wrote: »
    Surprise divorce sucks.

    Kind of a raw deal you got there.

    I chalk it off to being too young, now.

    It's lame because there was literally no sign of it until the last couple days, from my perspective, but like Mysst, we will probably get along and be happy and fine apart.

    when did this happen

    Like a month ago.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    brand loyalty

    :^:

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    I think my candor got me defriended on LJ. Just as well because reading retarded comments about how girls should 'have a few marriages under their belt' pissed me off.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    GRMike wrote: »
    Stay away from my sister for serious. Also... you can only crash on my sofa for a week before I make you start paying rent.

    See you tonight.
    Man your sister is like what, 15?
    Perfect.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    I think my candor got me defriended on LJ. Just as well because reading retarded comments about how girls should 'have a few marriages under their belt' pissed me off.

    Well I think it's good to have friends who support you, but some people try a little too hard.

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    GRMike wrote: »
    Stay away from my sister for serious. Also... you can only crash on my sofa for a week before I make you start paying rent.

    See you tonight.
    Man your sister is like what, 15?
    Perfect.
    chrishanson329a7baai2.jpg

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Wait you got divorced As7? Didn't you just get married?

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    GRMike wrote: »
    Stay away from my sister for serious. Also... you can only crash on my sofa for a week before I make you start paying rent.

    See you tonight.
    Man your sister is like what, 15?
    Perfect.
    chrishanson329a7baai2.jpg
    Nah man, let's Eiffel Tower.

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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    She looks 21. Lucky for you. But she also knows you. Not so lucky for you.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Your sister does not look 21. At least not in the face.

    Heyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    GRMike wrote: »
    Stay away from my sister for serious. Also... you can only crash on my sofa for a week before I make you start paying rent.

    See you tonight.
    Man your sister is like what, 15?
    Perfect.
    Nah man, let's Eiffel Tower.

    oh sweet hi5

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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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    She doesn't look 15 really either.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    wait, did you seriously just post your sister?

    5 stars

    sweet lens flare

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    SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    GRMike wrote: »
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    She doesn't look 15 really either.

    Ca...Can I come over?

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Those sunglasses should only be worn by battered women.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited June 2008
    Wag1 people my names Katie im 18yrs old. I live in shitnacre na im jkin lol i live in Bicknacre(da endz).I hav a sista who i neva really see:( n we dnt always get on. N ive got a bruva who is 1 of da funniest kidz u will eva meet lol. his a joka always makes me crack even wen were not stoned lol, SAFE BRUV. Im not doin nothing much at the moment, i was goin college n studying health n social care, n i also done hair and beauty n worked in a salon 4 ages which got a bit boring after a while, i need 2 find sumthin dat i really lyk coz i get bored 2 easily lol. i love music well not greebo or classical shit lol. But ders not much u can really do lykin music widout goin university n fuk dat lol i cudnt even go skool so i aint gona go uni n i got da shittest grades eva at skool so all dats left is singin, n 4 those of u dat know me i dnt think dats eva gona happen init lol. im a bit of a nutter lol i like 2 get stoned n wen i am im so funi lol well every1 is but spesh me as u will c if u watch da vidz under dis. I dnt really drink i used 2 all da tym but ive cum 2 da conclusion dat i cnt handle my drink n me n alchol jus dnt go lng story lol. Im still not driving, yea its lng i kno cud of bin drivin 4 nearly 2yrs nw. I did hav 20 lessons b4 i was even 17 cos my mum found out about sum drivin skool it was sik u cud start at 15 n it jus gives u more experience b4 u actually go out on da road. But jus after i turned 16 i moved out n got my own flat in chelmsford cos me n my mum werent gettin on still dnt really lol but oh well. N yea i was onli der 4 a yr n i got kicked out 4 anti-social behavior lol. So anyway wen i moved bk hme n turned 18 my mum payed 4 a block of 10 lessons 4 me. I onli had 1 n den i nicked my mums car n fuked it. She went mad but she forgave me lol. Den she brought a new 1 n den i nicked dat aswel lol but i didnt fuk it she onli found out coz da petty got rinsed n it stunk of kebabs oh n der was bare ash in der wer we had bin smokin lol or i wud of got away wid it but no she found out so she cancelled dem lol. I jus went on a bit of a mad 1 for while, was a little shit basically lol kept gettin in bare trouble n shit spesh wid da feds lol. Ive calmed dwn abit again nw which is gd coz im expecting n my babys due in september n its goin so quick n everyday dat goes past i get more n more scared bout givin birth lol but im sure i'll b ok:) even though i cried wen i got a black mans pinch n i pass out on every single blood test i hav lol. Erm dats about all i can say really, dats me lol if you want 2 chat leave me a comment or add my msn... xkatie

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    GRMike wrote: »
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    She doesn't look 15 really either.

    he was a sk8er boi she said see ya later boi :whistle:

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So basically we're all wanting to bang Mike's sister now

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Let's host our next D and D night at Mike's house so we can all look at his sister when she doesn't know about it

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    hot

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    no not really.

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    SpherickSpherick Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    That sucks(?), but im glad it isn't going to be a messy thing

    Do you two have any pets or anything like that? (kids count as pets too)

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    CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Why does divorce cost so fucking much?

    Cause it's worth it!

    Good luck, man. Go forth and fornicate until your cock turns blue.

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    BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Wag1 people my names Katie im 18yrs old. I live in shitnacre na im jkin lol i live in Bicknacre(da endz).I hav a sista who i neva really see:( n we dnt always get on. N ive got a bruva who is 1 of da funniest kidz u will eva meet lol. his a joka always makes me crack even wen were not stoned lol, SAFE BRUV. Im not doin nothing much at the moment, i was goin college n studying health n social care, n i also done hair and beauty n worked in a salon 4 ages which got a bit boring after a while, i need 2 find sumthin dat i really lyk coz i get bored 2 easily lol. i love music well not greebo or classical shit lol. But ders not much u can really do lykin music widout goin university n fuk dat lol i cudnt even go skool so i aint gona go uni n i got da shittest grades eva at skool so all dats left is singin, n 4 those of u dat know me i dnt think dats eva gona happen init lol. im a bit of a nutter lol i like 2 get stoned n wen i am im so funi lol well every1 is but spesh me as u will c if u watch da vidz under dis. I dnt really drink i used 2 all da tym but ive cum 2 da conclusion dat i cnt handle my drink n me n alchol jus dnt go lng story lol. Im still not driving, yea its lng i kno cud of bin drivin 4 nearly 2yrs nw. I did hav 20 lessons b4 i was even 17 cos my mum found out about sum drivin skool it was sik u cud start at 15 n it jus gives u more experience b4 u actually go out on da road. But jus after i turned 16 i moved out n got my own flat in chelmsford cos me n my mum werent gettin on still dnt really lol but oh well. N yea i was onli der 4 a yr n i got kicked out 4 anti-social behavior lol. So anyway wen i moved bk hme n turned 18 my mum payed 4 a block of 10 lessons 4 me. I onli had 1 n den i nicked my mums car n fuked it. She went mad but she forgave me lol. Den she brought a new 1 n den i nicked dat aswel lol but i didnt fuk it she onli found out coz da petty got rinsed n it stunk of kebabs oh n der was bare ash in der wer we had bin smokin lol or i wud of got away wid it but no she found out so she cancelled dem lol. I jus went on a bit of a mad 1 for while, was a little shit basically lol kept gettin in bare trouble n shit spesh wid da feds lol. Ive calmed dwn abit again nw which is gd coz im expecting n my babys due in september n its goin so quick n everyday dat goes past i get more n more scared bout givin birth lol but im sure i'll b ok:) even though i cried wen i got a black mans pinch n i pass out on every single blood test i hav lol. Erm dats about all i can say really, dats me lol if you want 2 chat leave me a comment or add my msn... xkatie

    Tube, your a insane genius.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I actually know a girl just like that.

    I also know too many people who treat "lol" as a period

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Just reading that annoys me a great deal.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    Wag1 people my names Katie im 18yrs old. I live in shitnacre na im jkin lol i live in Bicknacre(da endz).I hav a sista who i neva really see:( n we dnt always get on. N ive got a bruva who is 1 of da funniest kidz u will eva meet lol. his a joka always makes me crack even wen were not stoned lol, SAFE BRUV. Im not doin nothing much at the moment, i was goin college n studying health n social care, n i also done hair and beauty n worked in a salon 4 ages which got a bit boring after a while, i need 2 find sumthin dat i really lyk coz i get bored 2 easily lol. i love music well not greebo or classical shit lol. But ders not much u can really do lykin music widout goin university n fuk dat lol i cudnt even go skool so i aint gona go uni n i got da shittest grades eva at skool so all dats left is singin, n 4 those of u dat know me i dnt think dats eva gona happen init lol. im a bit of a nutter lol i like 2 get stoned n wen i am im so funi lol well every1 is but spesh me as u will c if u watch da vidz under dis. I dnt really drink i used 2 all da tym but ive cum 2 da conclusion dat i cnt handle my drink n me n alchol jus dnt go lng story lol. Im still not driving, yea its lng i kno cud of bin drivin 4 nearly 2yrs nw. I did hav 20 lessons b4 i was even 17 cos my mum found out about sum drivin skool it was sik u cud start at 15 n it jus gives u more experience b4 u actually go out on da road. But jus after i turned 16 i moved out n got my own flat in chelmsford cos me n my mum werent gettin on still dnt really lol but oh well. N yea i was onli der 4 a yr n i got kicked out 4 anti-social behavior lol. So anyway wen i moved bk hme n turned 18 my mum payed 4 a block of 10 lessons 4 me. I onli had 1 n den i nicked my mums car n fuked it. She went mad but she forgave me lol. Den she brought a new 1 n den i nicked dat aswel lol but i didnt fuk it she onli found out coz da petty got rinsed n it stunk of kebabs oh n der was bare ash in der wer we had bin smokin lol or i wud of got away wid it but no she found out so she cancelled dem lol. I jus went on a bit of a mad 1 for while, was a little shit basically lol kept gettin in bare trouble n shit spesh wid da feds lol. Ive calmed dwn abit again nw which is gd coz im expecting n my babys due in september n its goin so quick n everyday dat goes past i get more n more scared bout givin birth lol but im sure i'll b ok:) even though i cried wen i got a black mans pinch n i pass out on every single blood test i hav lol. Erm dats about all i can say really, dats me lol if you want 2 chat leave me a comment or add my msn... xkatie

    Tube, your a insane genius.
    How can people read this? I'm not sure what's going on here.

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I made it through about half of that before my eyes started hurting and I just didn't feel like translating anymore

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The divorce rate for bipolar folks is currently hovering at around 90%

    Isn't that neat?

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited June 2008
    the punchline is when she reveals that
    she's pregnant

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    whats a "black mans pinch"?

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    SpherickSpherick Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Only those insane enough to read such tripe know lost

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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    the punchline is when she reveals that
    she's pregnant

    I have a feeling this is the least likely thing to happen in this relationship.

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    BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The divorce rate for bipolar folks is currently hovering at around 90%

    Isn't that neat?

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    what, as in two bipolar people married together?

    Because thats sounds like a stupid idea.

    EDIT: Nope, i was just being a retard.

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    whats a "black mans pinch"?

    It's a bruise, apparently.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I want to see the videos she alluded to

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    GRMike wrote: »
    the punchline is when she reveals that
    she's pregnant

    I have a feeling this is the least likely thing to happen in this relationship.
    he's talking about the block of incomprehensible text. If we had kids I would be making entirely different posts.

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    ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I thought the punchline was 'Chelmsford'

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