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Divorce! Hooray!(?)

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Man my sister is a lesbo anyways.


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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Wait you got divorced As7? Didn't you just get married?

    Legally I'm not divorced just yet but essentially, yeah.

    Is there some trial period on marriage that I don't know about?

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I thought the punchline was 'Chelmsford'

    They should just nuke that place from orbit.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Man my sister is a lesbo anyways.

    like lipstick or bulldyke?



    haha, just kidding, the first don't exist

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Speaking of short marriages.

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  • SASA Registered User
    edited June 2008
    As7 wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Wait you got divorced As7? Didn't you just get married?

    Legally I'm not divorced just yet but essentially, yeah.

    Is there some trial period on marriage that I don't know about?

    If it really hasn't been that long you can get it annulled, like "it didn't happen."

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I don't have any sisters, Mysst.

    Got two brothers, though...

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    GRMike wrote: »
    the punchline is when she reveals that
    Spoiler:

    I have a feeling this is the least likely thing to happen in this relationship.
    he's talking about the block of incomprehensible text. If we had kids I would be making entirely different posts.

    I only do a half assed job of actually reading what is posted on these forums.

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I don't have any sisters, Mysst.

    Got two brothers, though...
    Well alri...nahhh.

  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    I don't have any sisters, Mysst.

    Got two brothers, though...
    Well alri...nahhh.

    The youngest one is pretty cute. Just sayin.

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  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    dang, it seems everyone is getting a divorce lately, that really sucks mysst (that it didn't work out, not that you're getting your shit together)

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    SA wrote: »
    As7 wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Wait you got divorced As7? Didn't you just get married?

    Legally I'm not divorced just yet but essentially, yeah.

    Is there some trial period on marriage that I don't know about?

    If it really hasn't been that long you can get it annulled, like "it didn't happen."

    Only if they didn't do it.

    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister. Lego. They're all made of fucking lego.
  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    edited June 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    whats a "black mans pinch"?

    Some thing are better unasked/unanswered.

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    Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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  • TubeTube Says some shit Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited June 2008
    also if you never lived together I believe

  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    SA wrote: »
    As7 wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Wait you got divorced As7? Didn't you just get married?

    Legally I'm not divorced just yet but essentially, yeah.

    Is there some trial period on marriage that I don't know about?

    If it really hasn't been that long you can get it annulled, like "it didn't happen."

    Only if they didn't do it.

    Nah, it can be for a number of reasons, though they have to be good reasons.
    * One or both parties were not old enough to enter the marriage contract;
    * There exists a close blood relationship between the parties;
    * One party was still legally married when the current marriage occurred;
    * One party was impotent and unable to consummate the marriage;
    * One of the spouse's didn't have the mental capacity to enter into a marriage contract. (i.e. due to drunkenness or mental disability)
    * One of the spouses entered into the marriage under duress, threat, or force.
    * The marriage was entered into fraudulently. This may be due to the concealment of impotence, criminal history, sexually transmitted diseases, etc.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    My wife and I just celebrated our 8th wedding anniversary in May. At the end of this year, it will be 13 years together.

  • TubeTube Says some shit Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited June 2008
    there you go, just tell them your wife was retarded and so you beat her

    it's at worst a half truth

  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Wow, they really have a thing against impotence at the Marriage bureau

    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister. Lego. They're all made of fucking lego.
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    My wife and I just celebrated our 8th wedding anniversary in May. At the end of this year, it will be 13 years together.

    man, hunter, way to rub it in. now talk about how awesome your kid is. do it.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Tomorrow will be my -1 anniversary. Exactly one year to our wedding. And we'll be driving 20 hours to see a Tom Waits show.

    It's love.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    My wife and I just celebrated our 8th wedding anniversary in May. At the end of this year, it will be 13 years together.

    man, hunter, way to rub it in. now talk about how awesome your kid is. do it.

    He's a healthy, happy three year old boy who has a great sense of humor and takes no shit from the other kids. The other day some other boy took a toy from a little girl and my son Alex walked over, knocked him down, and took back. He gave it to the little girl and told her not to cry, then went about his business.

    That boy is going to swim in pussy. I'm so proud.

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Mysst!

    Welcome to the "Get divorced but remain friends" club

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  • TubeTube Says some shit Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited June 2008
    unfortunately "his business" was turning tricks to the big boys.

  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hunter will you raise my kid

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    My wife and I just celebrated our 8th wedding anniversary in May. At the end of this year, it will be 13 years together.

    man, hunter, way to rub it in. now talk about how awesome your kid is. do it.

    He's a healthy, happy three year old boy who has a great sense of humor and takes no shit from the other kids. The other day some other boy took a toy from a little girl and my son Alex walked over, knocked him down, and took back. He gave it to the little girl and told her not to cry, then went about his business.

    That boy is going to swim in pussy. I'm so proud.

    Wow. Did you teach him to be like that already or did you pay to have it coded into his genetics?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    unfortunately "his business" was turning tricks to the big boys.

    Don't project your childhood as a towel boy at a gay bath house onto my offspring.

  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    hey I hear Defender has a hot sister

  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    My wife and I just celebrated our 8th wedding anniversary in May. At the end of this year, it will be 13 years together.

    man, hunter, way to rub it in. now talk about how awesome your kid is. do it.

    He's a healthy, happy three year old boy who has a great sense of humor and takes no shit from the other kids. The other day some other boy took a toy from a little girl and my son Alex walked over, knocked him down, and took back. He gave it to the little girl and told her not to cry, then went about his business.

    That boy is going to swim in pussy. I'm so proud.

    gay.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I never understood the term "turning tricks".

  • TubeTube Says some shit Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited June 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    unfortunately "his business" was turning tricks to the big boys.

    Don't project your childhood as a towel boy at a gay bath house onto my offspring.

    I'm just saying is all

    he's got his mother's lips

  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    unfortunately "his business" was turning tricks to the big boys.

    Don't project your childhood as a towel boy at a gay bath house onto my offspring.

    I'm just saying is all

    he's got his mother's lips
    wrapped around the base of his dick

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    My wife and I just celebrated our 8th wedding anniversary in May. At the end of this year, it will be 13 years together.

    man, hunter, way to rub it in. now talk about how awesome your kid is. do it.

    He's a healthy, happy three year old boy who has a great sense of humor and takes no shit from the other kids. The other day some other boy took a toy from a little girl and my son Alex walked over, knocked him down, and took back. He gave it to the little girl and told her not to cry, then went about his business.

    That boy is going to swim in pussy. I'm so proud.

    Wow. Did you teach him to be like that already or did you pay to have it coded into his genetics?

    I have been raising him to be awesome. It's a unique approach of tough love and pushing certain behaviors early on. It's like training him to be Batman without having to get myself killed.

  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino omfg Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    Mysst!

    Welcome to the "Get divorced but remain friends" club

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    unfortunately "his business" was turning tricks to the big boys.

    Don't project your childhood as a towel boy at a gay bath house onto my offspring.

    I'm just saying is all

    he's got his mother's lips

    How would you know, you choose the cardboard cut out of a 3rd rate comic character like a fagboy.

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    The divorce rate for bipolar folks is currently hovering at around 90%

    Isn't that neat?

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    what, as in two bipolar people married together?

    Because thats sounds like a stupid idea.

    EDIT: Nope, i was just being a retard.

    Yeah, I meant if just one person in the relationship is.

    I don't know the stats on if both are. In those cases, I imagine it ends in jail time as many times as it does divorce.

  • TubeTube Says some shit Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited June 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    unfortunately "his business" was turning tricks to the big boys.

    Don't project your childhood as a towel boy at a gay bath house onto my offspring.

    I'm just saying is all

    he's got his mother's lips

    How would you know, you choose the cardboard cut out of a 3rd rate comic character like a fagboy.

    Hey now

    It's all fun and games until someone insults Hellboy.

    I was just complimenting your three year old son on a blowjob well given, there's no need to get personal.

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    Mysst!

    Welcome to the "Get divorced but remain friends" club
    Thank you! What a lovely membership card!

  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    People get pissy if you say anything possibly derogatory about their kids. Like if you tell them that they named their infant daughter after a whore.

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  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    The divorce rate for bipolar folks is currently hovering at around 90%

    Isn't that neat?

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    what, as in two bipolar people married together?

    Because thats sounds like a stupid idea.

    EDIT: Nope, i was just being a retard.

    Yeah, I meant if just one person in the relationship is.

    I don't know the stats on if both are. In those cases, I imagine it ends in jail time as many times as it does divorce.

    my mom is bipolar and refuses to acknowledge it, the only reason my parents stay together is because my dad is doing his damn hardest to hold all the pieces together as she screams and abuses him and says she's gonna leave.

    because you see, she would kill herself if this all went to hell, and my dad is doing his hardest to love her and take care of his family

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    unfortunately "his business" was turning tricks to the big boys.

    Don't project your childhood as a towel boy at a gay bath house onto my offspring.

    I'm just saying is all

    he's got his mother's lips

    How would you know, you choose the cardboard cut out of a 3rd rate comic character like a fagboy.

    Hey now

    It's all fun and games until someone insults Hellboy.

    I was just complimenting your three year old son on a blowjob well given, there's no need to get personal.

    Hellboy is basically gay fanfic anyway. So 3rd rate was being kind. Almost a compliment to put it up there near Archi comics and the free Pokemon books given out at a fast food joint as a promotion.

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