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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    bonk have you noticed any new appendages or super powers that have manifested since you consumed said product

    Yea, he woke up and found himself bald with a shiny gold earing wearing nothing but a white t-shirt and looking ripped.

    good lord, he's gone wigger on us

    fun fact: i just GIS'd pictures of wiggers and wound up at a hilarious stormfront thread about wiggers

    Mr. Clean is a wigger?

    oh mr. clean

    i just imagined a white guy in a wifebeater wearing gold jewelry and my wigger alert went off

    is this rascist?

    im not sure

    I don't know, but i'm flipping through that stormfront thread and found

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    at the end

    bibble is secret blubbery wigger nazi????

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    i ain't been bald in like 2 years

    and gold is tacky

    i sport stainless

    Like my mum always used to say, people who drink household cleaning products can't be choosy about their bling.

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    hahahah. mr yuck stickers

    me and a pal were just talking about those the other day

    we wanted to get a roll of them and go to the music store and put them on all the shitty cds

  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    You should put dishsoap in your girlfriend's coffee to teach her a lesson about leaving cleaning products within chugging-range.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    bonk have you noticed any new appendages or super powers that have manifested since you consumed said product

    i was playing xbl games a bit ago, trying to keep my mind occupied and off of 'OH SHIT I AM FULL OF POISON'

    i seem to be about 1000% better at doom than i usually am

    sick

    finish the bottle, maybe you can like start shooting cacodemons out of your pores or something

    i read this and thought 'pew pew pew' and started laughing

  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    Don't GIS mr clean nazis.

    MrClean-731758.jpg

    :?:

    NSFWish

  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    bonk have you noticed any new appendages or super powers that have manifested since you consumed said product

    i was playing xbl games a bit ago, trying to keep my mind occupied and off of 'OH SHIT I AM FULL OF POISON'

    i seem to be about 1000% better at doom than i usually am

    sick

    finish the bottle, maybe you can like start shooting cacodemons out of your pores or something

    i read this and thought 'pew pew pew' and started laughing

    what if he sneezes and then a cacodemon shoots out of each nostril

    god i wish i could do that

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Chug the bottle and beat Nightmare in under 15 minutes.

    You know you wanna.

    Oh shit the paper boy just drove up.

    I really should go to sleep.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    christ, i really feel like shit

    i told the poison lady that i just had a little bit of a sore throat and felt kinda queasy and she was cool with that, so i guess there isn't an emergency

    but man, i really really feel like shit

  • DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2008
    Maybe your subconscious mind finally caught on that you're a PA mod and decided it was better to die.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    besides the sore throat, are you sick to your stomach or have a headache or anything?

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  • DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2008
    (Sorry if you end up actually dying I'll edit that to say something nice and supportive.)

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    christ, i really feel like shit

    i told the poison lady that i just had a little bit of a sore throat and felt kinda queasy and she was cool with that, so i guess there isn't an emergency

    but man, i really really feel like shit

    Call back and ask what the threshold of pain between "Not a problem" and "I need a stomach pump and some charcoal" is.

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    christ, i really feel like shit

    i told the poison lady that i just had a little bit of a sore throat and felt kinda queasy and she was cool with that, so i guess there isn't an emergency

    but man, i really really feel like shit

    dogg maybe go to hospital? i don't know if you have to pay or anything, your health system is barbaric

  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Part of why your stomach feels queasy could be that you are nervous and worried over your health situation. "Sick with worry" and all that.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    mostly the shittiness is because i got maybe forty minutes of sleep, forced myself to puke super hard, and spent three hours having an anxiety attack

    sore throats basically gone. stomach's still rolling around a bit, but not in a manner that is super concerning

  • DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2008
    Alternately your stomach lining is being slowly eaten away by the caustic chemicals and you're bleeding internally.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    knob i have to go to work and then to ohio for three days so i hope you feel better <3

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    Alternately your stomach lining is being slowly eaten away by the caustic chemicals and you're bleeding internally.

    nah, i drank some milk

    milk is a cauterizing agent, you know

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    where at in ohio, Orik?

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    should've drunk some mud to neutralise the cleaner, knob

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    don't worry knob, as terrible as you feel it will be worth it when your metamorphosis is complete and you transcend space and time

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    Alternately your stomach lining is being slowly eaten away by the caustic chemicals and you're bleeding internally.

    nah, i drank some milk

    milk is a cauterizing agent, you know

    eat some plain bread too

    just to give your stomach something to occupy itself with

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    knob i have to go to work and then to ohio for three days so i hope you feel better <3
    I'm sorry you have to go to Ohio

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    You dummy.

  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    knob i have to go to work and then to ohio for three days so i hope you feel better <3
    Have fun driving through fucking nothing to get to columbus.

    Also, knob, try not to die. Did they say if it was okay to eat anything, because maybe you should have breakfast.

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  • DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2008
    Moral of the story: girls are bad news

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Did they tell you not to eat anything?

    Because maybe having a nibble will calm your nerves. Like a piece of toast or something, followed by a warm bath or shower to relax your nerves. Maybe try a hot-pad to soothe your stomach.

    I dunno if any of this helps.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    knob i have to go to work and then to ohio for three days so i hope you feel better <3
    I'm sorry you have to go to Ohio

    it is pretty horrible

    espescially south eastern

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Moral of the story: gils are bad news

    but how else will i afford my various potions and equipment.

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  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    don't worry knob, as terrible as you feel it will be worth it when your metamorphosis is complete and you transcend space and time

    long live the new flesh

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  • DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Moral of the story: gils are bad news

    but how else will i afford my various potions and equipment.

    you dick it was only there for 10 seconds

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Airking850Airking850 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Knob what you need is ice cream

  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Moral of the story: gils are bad news

    but how else will i afford my various potions and equipment.

    you dick it was only there for 10 seconds

    your gils won't buy you mercy from me!

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  • koizkoiz Registered User
    edited June 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    knob i have to go to work and then to ohio for three days so i hope you feel better <3
    I'm sorry you have to go to Ohio

    it is pretty horrible

    espescially south eastern

    SE ohio is just nothingness, just flat nothing as far as you can see. I70 is the most boring road

  • TM2 RampageTM2 Rampage Registered User
    edited June 2008
    If you still hadn't puked it up, would the lady still have recommended for you to just stick around and drink milk?

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    koiz wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    knob i have to go to work and then to ohio for three days so i hope you feel better <3
    I'm sorry you have to go to Ohio

    it is pretty horrible

    espescially south eastern

    SE ohio is just nothingness, just flat nothing as far as you can see. I70 is the most boring road

    thats middle ohio

    like from wheeling, WV over to Dayton is just boring as shit

    im talking down around portsmouth and ironton

    what a shit hole

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    koiz wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    knob i have to go to work and then to ohio for three days so i hope you feel better <3
    I'm sorry you have to go to Ohio

    it is pretty horrible

    espescially south eastern

    SE ohio is just nothingness, just flat nothing as far as you can see. I70 is the most boring road

    thats middle ohio

    like from wheeling, WV over to Dayton is just boring as shit

    im talking down around portsmouth and ironton

    what a shit hole

    I-77 is the only highway that runs through there. But what did you expect from the part of the state that touches West Virginia.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited June 2008
    If you still hadn't puked it up, would the lady still have recommended for you to just stick around and drink milk?

    yeah

    her whole thing was that i shouldn't worry unless i my throat was fucked up, or if i started puking or passing out or anything

  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    To be honest, I doubt that a mere all purpose cleanser will do you in.

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