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DRAWSTRINGS CAN KILL CHILDREN

Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
edited June 2008 in Singularity Engine++
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CUT ALL DRAWSTRINGS IMMEDIATELY

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in this thread funny safety warnings and signs I guess (I don't think the third one is real)

or maybe FFTA-2 which is pretty good and ate like four hours of my afternoon like a fat person eats

or maybe we talk about man's inhumanity to man

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User
    edited June 2008
    Anything can kill a child.

    Time to baby proof the piano.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    FFTA2 is out??

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    if you babyproof a piano you will never know if your child is a secret piano genius

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    maybe those children should try not having such soft, strangleable necks

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    FFTA2 is out??

    shit yeah bitch, came out the 24th

    it is a hot sack of fat slutty doorknobs

    but in a great way

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    dang it i don't have any money

    i put like 50 hours into FFTA

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I put like 200

    that game was so good

    this one is just the same but better in every way

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Daily Telegraph
    Jake Roberts, 13, stormed upstairs and fastened the tie around his neck and then to his bed. He was found by his father a short while later.

    His parents said he could have got the idea by watching a young person hanging themselves on the television programme Casualty.

    But a coroner said that Jake had killed himself by accident and there was no evidence he has been influenced by the programme.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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    So true

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  • Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User
    edited June 2008
    just hangin out outside the build-a-bear

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    That kid is so sad he's choking to death

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    it's so sad that he has like a small amount of drawing skill

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I have an enormous bag of sour skittles

    I'm so happy

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm 11 hours into FFTA2, my first tactics game since Ogre Battle Knights of Stupid Spear. Liking the story so far, it's cute and simple.

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous three times snugglier New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hopefully the main character isn't a douchebag this time.

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  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Chowder is the coolest fucking show.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    man the battle to get the gunner class is a bitch and a half

    totally fucking worth it, though

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I'm having quite a bit of fun with FFA2, I just keep getting screwed by these laws in my clan trials.

    What are those lizard looking dudes called? Ganzaa? Anyway they are pretty cool. Moogle Knights are fun as well.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Hopefully the main character isn't a douchebag this time.

    he's not

    he's an asshole

    but it's fun

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    just hangin out outside the build-a-bear

    Actually its outside the Giants ballpark. I see him hanging out there every once and a while

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  • Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User
    edited June 2008
    that lady's carrying a build-a-bear box though?

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Guys if I'm ever really wealthy I'll fill a swimming pool with sour skittles

    Probably not too great for swimming but I can deal

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    that lady's carrying a build-a-bear box though?

    They have a build a bear thing at the ballpark where you can make the mascot of the Giants and a couple other animals. I also know its him cause he has an Inn n Out cup

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  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Seriously guys

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    Fucking awesome show

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous three times snugglier New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Hopefully the main character isn't a douchebag this time.

    he's not

    he's an asshole

    but it's fun
    Thank god.

    "Brother, I can walk again!"
    "My dead mother has come back to life!"


    "FUCK YOU WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE REAL WORLD!"

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  • JaninJanin Registered User
    edited June 2008
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  • MonoxideMonoxide Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
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  • Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User
    edited June 2008
    They have a build a bear thing at the ballpark where you can make the mascot of the Giants and a couple other animals. I also know its him cause he has an Inn n Out cup

    jeet christ i know the giants aren't very good but build-a-bear at a baseball game come on now

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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    They banned the use of lanyards at work that some people used to wear badges because one idiot choked himself in the trash compactor.


    I still think they should have finished the job

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    "No Parking Except For Bob"

    I need to find the newspaper I saw this in.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    They have a build a bear thing at the ballpark where you can make the mascot of the Giants and a couple other animals. I also know its him cause he has an Inn n Out cup

    jeet christ i know the giants aren't very good but build-a-bear at a baseball game come on now

    Yeah they also got a giant Coke Bottle that has a couple slides in it which is kinda cool. Also a couple PS3s set up around the ballpark to play MLB: The Show

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  • JaninJanin Registered User
    edited June 2008
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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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  • JaninJanin Registered User
    edited June 2008
    This is an actual sign, I've seen it:

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  • Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User
    edited June 2008
    Yeah they also got a giant Coke Bottle that has a couple slides in it which is kinda cool. Also a couple PS3s set up around the ballpark to play MLB: The Show

    did they make the giants team in the game really good cause that'd be p. funny

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  • omega71omega71 Sacramento, CaliRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    When I worked at the library shelving books, I saw about five that were devoted exclusively to black child rearing

    "Raising black children"
    "The Negro at Home"

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  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/5664/1202489983851xz8.jpg

    on second thought, i dunno if this is against the rules

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