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DRAWSTRINGS CAN KILL CHILDREN

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dang, I should go back to that little stand that sells chicken assholes.


    I forget whether it said "chicken ass" or "chicken butts", but it was funny as hell.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    ZeroFill wrote: »
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    hhahaha this one comes out of nowhere

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  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    what does penguin taste like?

    cause killer whales seem pretty content with their diet

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    museum-of-communism.jpg

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    is anyone watching Conan right now

    because this is a rerun but it is pretty hilarious

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    above mc donalds

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Does someone on this forum own that domain name

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Man, I love Cow Something on a cold night.
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  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    cow something is served cold. why would you eat that on a cold night

    it would be like eating ice cream in antartica. you just wouldnt

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Red Bird wrote: »
    cow something is served cold. why would you eat that on a cold night

    it would be like eating ice cream in antartica. you just wouldnt

    What?

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  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    cow something is a cold dish. you wouldnt eat cow something on a cold night. it'd be less than appetizing.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Red Bird is that a Necron Pokemon?

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I think the point here would be, I wouldn't eat cow something in the first place.

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  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Red Bird is that a Necron Pokemon?

    yes. i have a collection of 40k themed slowpokes, and will switch my avatar when i get bored with necrons

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I think the point here would be, I wouldn't eat cow something in the first place.

    This is the kind of faggot crap that makes you miss out on shit like hot dogs and pho.




    People are like "Ewwww, bologna is kidneys and intestine and all the yucky parts"

    and I am like "Well, I eat that shit seperately so I can't imagine how mixing it all together would taste somehow worse."

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Red Bird is that a Necron Pokemon?

    Oh hey what did you end up doing with that paper-boy/stalker/shadow-person? I dont think there was ever a resolution to that in your thread. Or if there was I missed it because there were a lot of pages.

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  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    what is pho

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I think the point here would be, I wouldn't eat cow something in the first place.

    This is the kind of faggot crap that makes you miss out on shit like hot dogs and pho.




    People are like "Ewwww, bologna is kidneys and intestine and all the yucky parts"

    and I am like "Well, I eat that shit seperately so I can't imagine how mixing it all together would taste somehow worse."

    scrum on lunchmeats

    I don't like ham

    but I like bacon

    this has been scrum on lunchmeats

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Red Bird wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Red Bird is that a Necron Pokemon?

    yes. i have a collection of 40k themed slowpokes, and will switch my avatar when i get bored with necrons

    I take it back, you aren't retarded anymore.

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  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    there are retarded people who like 40k

    im not one of them, but you shouldnt just automatically assume someone who likes orks and necrons isn't dumb

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Red Bird wrote: »
    what is pho

    Vietnamese soup that usually has delicious things like tripe and tendons floating in it.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I think the point here would be, I wouldn't eat cow something in the first place.

    This is the kind of faggot crap that makes you miss out on shit like hot dogs and pho.




    People are like "Ewwww, bologna is kidneys and intestine and all the yucky parts"

    and I am like "Well, I eat that shit seperately so I can't imagine how mixing it all together would taste somehow worse."

    Bologna has a name.

    Hot dogs and Pho both have names.

    I have eaten each of the aforementioned foodstuffs at least once.

    Cow something?

    Name it and maybe.

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Red Bird wrote: »
    what is pho

    there are people who still don't know what pho is?

    beef stock, boiling hot, made with lime, ginger, basil, other spices

    served still almost boiling, thin strips of meat are dropped into the soup raw to cook with rice noodles

    delicious

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Red Bird wrote: »
    there are retarded people who like 40k

    im not one of them, but you shouldnt just automatically assume someone who likes orks and necrons isn't dumb

    So, like


    it's a necrokémon?

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  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Tonkka wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I think the point here would be, I wouldn't eat cow something in the first place.

    This is the kind of faggot crap that makes you miss out on shit like hot dogs and pho.




    People are like "Ewwww, bologna is kidneys and intestine and all the yucky parts"

    and I am like "Well, I eat that shit seperately so I can't imagine how mixing it all together would taste somehow worse."

    Bologna has a name.

    Hot dogs and Pho both have names.

    I have eaten each of the aforementioned foodstuffs at least once.

    Cow something?

    Name it and maybe.

    there is no part of the cow that is not delicious when in the presence of the right condiments

    so you have nothing to fear. unless cow is a mistranslation of some other animal

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Red Bird wrote: »
    what is pho

    there are people who still don't know what pho is?

    beef stock, boiling hot, made with lime, ginger, basil, other spices

    served still almost boiling, thin strips of meat are dropped into the soup raw to cook with rice noodles

    delicious

    I almost forgot about the beef strips.

    I sometimes get it without the beef strips.

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  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Red Bird wrote: »
    there are retarded people who like 40k

    im not one of them, but you shouldnt just automatically assume someone who likes orks and necrons isn't dumb

    So, like


    it's a necrokémon?

    that is an acceptable portmanteau

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Red Bird wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I think the point here would be, I wouldn't eat cow something in the first place.

    This is the kind of faggot crap that makes you miss out on shit like hot dogs and pho.




    People are like "Ewwww, bologna is kidneys and intestine and all the yucky parts"

    and I am like "Well, I eat that shit seperately so I can't imagine how mixing it all together would taste somehow worse."

    Bologna has a name.

    Hot dogs and Pho both have names.

    I have eaten each of the aforementioned foodstuffs at least once.

    Cow something?

    Name it and maybe.

    there is no part of the cow that is not delicious when in the presence of the right condiments

    so you have nothing to fear. unless cow is a mistranslation of some other animal

    There isn't enough ketchup in the world to make me eat something.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Tonkka wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I think the point here would be, I wouldn't eat cow something in the first place.

    This is the kind of faggot crap that makes you miss out on shit like hot dogs and pho.




    People are like "Ewwww, bologna is kidneys and intestine and all the yucky parts"

    and I am like "Well, I eat that shit seperately so I can't imagine how mixing it all together would taste somehow worse."

    Bologna has a name.

    Hot dogs and Pho both have names.

    I have eaten each of the aforementioned foodstuffs at least once.

    Cow something?

    Name it and maybe.

    It has a name. It is called "cow something".


    Chances are good that if it is a translation, that is quite literally the name in whatever language it was translated from.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I like to think of it as a grab bag

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Red Bird wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I think the point here would be, I wouldn't eat cow something in the first place.

    This is the kind of faggot crap that makes you miss out on shit like hot dogs and pho.




    People are like "Ewwww, bologna is kidneys and intestine and all the yucky parts"

    and I am like "Well, I eat that shit seperately so I can't imagine how mixing it all together would taste somehow worse."

    Bologna has a name.

    Hot dogs and Pho both have names.

    I have eaten each of the aforementioned foodstuffs at least once.

    Cow something?

    Name it and maybe.

    there is no part of the cow that is not delicious when in the presence of the right condiments

    so you have nothing to fear. unless cow is a mistranslation of some other animal

    There isn't enough ketchup in the world to make me eat something.

    Are you one of those faggots that puts ketchup on everything?


    I made my girlfriend cry because she was putting ketchup on her fucking eggs.


    Don't tell me you're a ketchup faggot.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Red Bird wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I think the point here would be, I wouldn't eat cow something in the first place.

    This is the kind of faggot crap that makes you miss out on shit like hot dogs and pho.




    People are like "Ewwww, bologna is kidneys and intestine and all the yucky parts"

    and I am like "Well, I eat that shit seperately so I can't imagine how mixing it all together would taste somehow worse."

    Bologna has a name.

    Hot dogs and Pho both have names.

    I have eaten each of the aforementioned foodstuffs at least once.

    Cow something?

    Name it and maybe.

    there is no part of the cow that is not delicious when in the presence of the right condiments

    so you have nothing to fear. unless cow is a mistranslation of some other animal

    There isn't enough ketchup in the world to make me eat something.

    Are you one of those faggots that puts ketchup on everything?


    I made my girlfriend cry because she was putting ketchup on her fucking eggs.


    Don't tell me you're a ketchup faggot.

    They are like people who like fish that doesn't taste like fish

    then you do not like fish

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    why would anyone like the taste of something that tastes like the underside of a pier

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  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Red Bird wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I think the point here would be, I wouldn't eat cow something in the first place.

    This is the kind of faggot crap that makes you miss out on shit like hot dogs and pho.




    People are like "Ewwww, bologna is kidneys and intestine and all the yucky parts"

    and I am like "Well, I eat that shit seperately so I can't imagine how mixing it all together would taste somehow worse."

    Bologna has a name.

    Hot dogs and Pho both have names.

    I have eaten each of the aforementioned foodstuffs at least once.

    Cow something?

    Name it and maybe.

    there is no part of the cow that is not delicious when in the presence of the right condiments

    so you have nothing to fear. unless cow is a mistranslation of some other animal

    There isn't enough ketchup in the world to make me eat something.

    Are you one of those faggots that puts ketchup on everything?


    I made my girlfriend cry because she was putting ketchup on her fucking eggs.


    Don't tell me you're a ketchup faggot.

    how do you make someone cry by criticizing their taste in food?
    did you grab her head and rub her face in the eggs like a dog who shit on the floor? i mean, i cant imagine just words could make her cry unless you called her some vicious things (egg-ravaging cunt-face?)

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    They are like people who like fish that doesn't taste like fish

    then you do not like fish

    I don't like seafood.




    I like sashimi.



    But I don't like seafood.

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I like most fish but shellfish can go fuck itself

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Red Bird wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I think the point here would be, I wouldn't eat cow something in the first place.

    This is the kind of faggot crap that makes you miss out on shit like hot dogs and pho.




    People are like "Ewwww, bologna is kidneys and intestine and all the yucky parts"

    and I am like "Well, I eat that shit seperately so I can't imagine how mixing it all together would taste somehow worse."

    Bologna has a name.

    Hot dogs and Pho both have names.

    I have eaten each of the aforementioned foodstuffs at least once.

    Cow something?

    Name it and maybe.

    there is no part of the cow that is not delicious when in the presence of the right condiments

    so you have nothing to fear. unless cow is a mistranslation of some other animal

    There isn't enough ketchup in the world to make me eat something.

    Are you one of those faggots that puts ketchup on everything?


    I made my girlfriend cry because she was putting ketchup on her fucking eggs.


    Don't tell me you're a ketchup faggot.

    Whoa hey now. Ketchup on eggs is perfectly acceptable.

    I actually dont think I really put ketchup on anything but hotdogs nowadays though. Just kind of grew out of the taste. I hate putting it on fried. I mean I might dip some once in a while but I feel it kind of kills the flavor.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Red Bird wrote: »
    how do you make someone cry by criticizing their taste in food?
    did you grab her head and rub her face in the eggs like a dog who shit on the floor? i mean, i cant imagine just words could make her cry unless you called her some vicious things (egg-ravaging cunt-face?)

    I said "Don't put ketchup on her eggs, babe, they've got pepper and basil on them already"


    And she fell apart.



    She was on her period at the time.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    I like most fish but shellfish can go fuck itself

    I basically eat shrimp and calamari

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