in the light of news that a bloke just declared FÃ¥rvik, a shetland island, as a separate something or other, (whatever a crown dependency is) i started wondering what i would do with my own country
designing flags and national dishes is hard enough without thinking about the legal system, the ruling body, and the military might of the country of my choosing
perhaps i should play more of those total wars games, they might give me some ideas on how to rule a country
I would make a eden style environment where we live off the land and dont wear any clothes and are completly self sufficiant from the outside world.
It would definetly have the hippie market cornered, that is until the eventual invasions and raping and pilligaing because we were too busy smoking pot to form a decent military.
I would build an unnecessarily complicated taxation system where comedians inevitably wind up making jokes that are all, "and what's with the government dicking us all... only two things guaranteed around here, taxes and airline food".
I will be remembered for little but I will be a president that serves to meet the needs.
In Marcusandhisbandofmysteriousdiscoravenstan I wouldn't have to have any laws because surely nobody would live in a country called Marcusandhisbandofmysteriousdiscoravenstan.
Every Sunday in my country will be marked by staging Gladiator fights to the death between political dissidents and criminals. The fights will be open to the public for free and gambling will be endorsed by the state. This practice will be called "Church" or "Sunday Service"
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That dude with the island nation, population: 1, needs some kind of military force. I imagine him either amassing an army of trained groundhogs or seadbirds or whatever the hell they have or just going himself and leaving a squirrel in charge which is almost immediately gobbled up by a wolf.
That dude with the island nation, population: 1, needs some kind of military force. I imagine him either amassing an army of trained groundhogs or seadbirds or whatever the hell they have or just going himself and leaving a squirrel in charge which is almost immediately gobbled up by a wolf.
Or if he has enough money he can hire mercenaries.
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That dude with the island nation, population: 1, needs some kind of military force. I imagine him either amassing an army of trained groundhogs or seadbirds or whatever the hell they have or just going himself and leaving a squirrel in charge which is almost immediately gobbled up by a wolf.
Or if he has enough money he can hire mercenaries.
Hobo mercenaries!
Also, I totally got the red rabbit ambulance shirt yesterday. Haven't worn it yet but the other shirts are pretty sweet.
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It would definetly have the hippie market cornered, that is until the eventual invasions and raping and pilligaing because we were too busy smoking pot to form a decent military.
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Every month is Otteruary.
Get on my dick.
Just complete and total anarchy
Don't be a douche, assholes.
It would be the best country.
You might want some corollaries or amendments to that second one.
Do you seriously want every person that comes through your country on your dick?
In Fattorania, we have criteria for getting on his majesty's little majesty.
Bringing absolute shit tons of tribute to ensure you don't nuke the fuck out of their country?
What, you've never played Civilization?
That's my snugglebunny!
I would then nuke everything and ride off on my Madmax style motorbike. :]
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1. Make zombies
2. Immortality
I would possibly get some other scientists to research into giant robots and death rays.
Okay, I'm basicly a evil overlord at heart.
I am president, I do what I like. :whistle:
stop
Or if he has enough money he can hire mercenaries.
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Also, I totally got the red rabbit ambulance shirt yesterday. Haven't worn it yet but the other shirts are pretty sweet.