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Your Own Country

NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
edited June 2008 in Social Entropy++
in the light of news that a bloke just declared FÃ¥rvik, a shetland island, as a separate something or other, (whatever a crown dependency is) i started wondering what i would do with my own country

designing flags and national dishes is hard enough without thinking about the legal system, the ruling body, and the military might of the country of my choosing

perhaps i should play more of those total wars games, they might give me some ideas on how to rule a country

Nuzak on
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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    make old threads

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I would make a eden style environment where we live off the land and dont wear any clothes and are completly self sufficiant from the outside world.

    It would definetly have the hippie market cornered, that is until the eventual invasions and raping and pilligaing because we were too busy smoking pot to form a decent military.

  • SASA Registered User
    edited June 2008
    heh

    Sealand

    WoW: Revash (Cho'Gall)
    3DS: 5241-1953-7031
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    let me be called father kyle

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  • AmbassadorAmbassador Registered User
    edited June 2008
    I would build an unnecessarily complicated taxation system where comedians inevitably wind up making jokes that are all, "and what's with the government dicking us all... only two things guaranteed around here, taxes and airline food".

    I will be remembered for little but I will be a president that serves to meet the needs.

  • SASA Registered User
    edited June 2008
    The national currency: Human ears
    Spoiler:

    WoW: Revash (Cho'Gall)
    3DS: 5241-1953-7031
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    what can I get for half a pinkie?

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    In Druhistan I only have 2 laws.

    Every month is Otteruary.
    Get on my dick.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    No laws in Wiggopolis
    Just complete and total anarchy

  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    In Khavallistan there is only one law, enforced by penalty of death:

    Don't be a douche, assholes.


    It would be the best country.

  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    In Marcusandhisbandofmysteriousdiscoravenstan I wouldn't have to have any laws because surely nobody would live in a country called Marcusandhisbandofmysteriousdiscoravenstan.

  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    In Druhistan I only have 2 laws.

    Every month is Otteruary.
    Get on my dick.

    You might want some corollaries or amendments to that second one.


    Do you seriously want every person that comes through your country on your dick?


    In Fattorania, we have criteria for getting on his majesty's little majesty.

  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Rapture joke here

    League of Legends: Lamby Cakes | XBox Live: Jon Butters
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I would live in Latveria.

    League of Legends: Lamby Cakes | XBox Live: Jon Butters
  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I would not.

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    In Druhistan I only have 2 laws.

    Every month is Otteruary.
    Get on my dick.

    You might want some corollaries or amendments to that second one.


    Do you seriously want every person that comes through your country on your dick?


    In Fattorania, we have criteria for getting on his majesty's little majesty.
    if you don't meet the criteria for getting on my dick, what the fuck are you doing in Druhistan?

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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    In Druhistan I only have 2 laws.

    Every month is Otteruary.
    Get on my dick.

    You might want some corollaries or amendments to that second one.


    Do you seriously want every person that comes through your country on your dick?


    In Fattorania, we have criteria for getting on his majesty's little majesty.
    if you don't meet the criteria for getting on my dick, what the fuck are you doing in Druhistan?

    Bringing absolute shit tons of tribute to ensure you don't nuke the fuck out of their country?


    What, you've never played Civilization?

  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    In Druhistan I only have 2 laws.

    Every month is Otteruary.
    Get on my dick.

    You might want some corollaries or amendments to that second one.


    Do you seriously want every person that comes through your country on your dick?


    In Fattorania, we have criteria for getting on his majesty's little majesty.
    if you don't meet the criteria for getting on my dick, what the fuck are you doing in Druhistan?

    That's my snugglebunny!

    League of Legends: Lamby Cakes | XBox Live: Jon Butters
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    In Druhistan I only have 2 laws.

    Every month is Otteruary.
    Get on my dick.

    You might want some corollaries or amendments to that second one.


    Do you seriously want every person that comes through your country on your dick?


    In Fattorania, we have criteria for getting on his majesty's little majesty.
    if you don't meet the criteria for getting on my dick, what the fuck are you doing in Druhistan?

    That's my snugglebunny!
    ^____^

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I would build a utopia, a brilliant shining monument to humanity. Then I would build a tower, a tower so high it would reach the Heavens. Then?

    I would then nuke everything and ride off on my Madmax style motorbike. :]

  • SASA Registered User
    edited June 2008
    Every Sunday in my country will be marked by staging Gladiator fights to the death between political dissidents and criminals. The fights will be open to the public for free and gambling will be endorsed by the state. This practice will be called "Church" or "Sunday Service"

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    3DS: 5241-1953-7031
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    I would not.

    YOU DARE TO QUESTION LIFE UNDER THE REGIME OF THE MAGNIFICENT DR. DOOM

    YOUR IP ADDRESS HAS BEEN LOGGED AND A TEAM OF DOOMBOTSâ„¢ HAS BEEN SENT TO YOUR RESIDENCE

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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    I would not.

    YOU DARE TO QUESTION LIFE UNDER THE REGIME OF THE MAGNIFICENT DR. DOOM

    YOUR IP ADDRESS HAS BEEN LOGGED AND A TEAM OF DOOMBOTSâ„¢ HAS BEEN SENT TO YOUR RESIDENCE

    I hope Doombots read Chinese.


    Or rather, I hope they don't.

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    I would not.

    YOU DARE TO QUESTION LIFE UNDER THE REGIME OF THE MAGNIFICENT DR. DOOM

    YOUR IP ADDRESS HAS BEEN LOGGED AND A TEAM OF DOOMBOTSâ„¢ HAS BEEN SENT TO YOUR RESIDENCE

    I hope Doombots read Chinese.


    Or rather, I hope they don't.

    DOOMBOTSâ„¢ MAY READ ANY LANGUAGE THE GLORIOUS DOCTOR DESIGNS THEM TO READ

    HOWEVER WHEN THEY BLAZE YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES TO SMOULDERING SHREDS WITH LASERS I DOUBT THEY'LL CARE HOW YOU SPELL ORANGE IN PINYIN

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    But before I bomb everything, I think I would fund a project to bring people back from the dead, for two reasons:
    1. Make zombies
    2. Immortality

    I would possibly get some other scientists to research into giant robots and death rays.

    Okay, I'm basicly a evil overlord at heart.

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Oh but the dental plans!

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    None shall have bad teeth in Serpentainia. So it is written.

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    stop talking to yourself dude

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    stop talking to yourself dude

    I am president, I do what I like. :whistle:

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2008
    no really
    stop

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2008
  • ShockwaveShockwave Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
  • StraythStrayth Registered User
    edited June 2008
    Pretty bad times for Fårvik... :(

    That's right.
  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    That dude with the island nation, population: 1, needs some kind of military force. I imagine him either amassing an army of trained groundhogs or seadbirds or whatever the hell they have or just going himself and leaving a squirrel in charge which is almost immediately gobbled up by a wolf.

  • SASA Registered User
    edited June 2008
    SirToasty wrote: »
    That dude with the island nation, population: 1, needs some kind of military force. I imagine him either amassing an army of trained groundhogs or seadbirds or whatever the hell they have or just going himself and leaving a squirrel in charge which is almost immediately gobbled up by a wolf.

    Or if he has enough money he can hire mercenaries.

    WoW: Revash (Cho'Gall)
    3DS: 5241-1953-7031
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Love that comic.

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    SA wrote: »
    SirToasty wrote: »
    That dude with the island nation, population: 1, needs some kind of military force. I imagine him either amassing an army of trained groundhogs or seadbirds or whatever the hell they have or just going himself and leaving a squirrel in charge which is almost immediately gobbled up by a wolf.

    Or if he has enough money he can hire mercenaries.
    Hobo mercenaries!

    Also, I totally got the red rabbit ambulance shirt yesterday. Haven't worn it yet but the other shirts are pretty sweet.

  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User
    edited June 2008
    nukes and pussies

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Love that comic.
    I NEED THAT FUCKING TWIG!

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