jack thompson broodax

smcdark · June 2008

i wanna see him as an enemy in a chapter

Willeth · June 2008

He couldn't survive in the twenties, I'm sure.

Maratanos · June 2008

We might see Broodax in general, though.

DeMoN · June 2008

There should be some surprise Broodax. Like when you Overkill an enemy and they explode? There should be a small chance of a Broodax popping out of some of them.

LaCabra · June 2008

WE ARE BORN IN FLESH

King Riptor · June 2008

smcdark wrote: »

i wanna see him as an enemy in a chapter

I'd rather he be a cult leader. Tack Johnson or something. He'd send you gay porn throughout the game then in the final boss battle they could have him just walk out of the room.

rufio · June 2008

King Riptor wrote: »

in the final boss battle they could have him just walk out of the room.

^ Hahahahahahahahaha

Speed Racer · June 2008

Keep Jack Thompson out of it, he's irrelevant and making fun of him has reached the status of Hyper Cliche.

I wouldn't mind seeing Broodax involved somehow though.

Kenninator · June 2008

He'd work very well in a mini-boss type scenario.

Redebo · June 2008

Kenninator wrote: »

He'd work very well in a mini-boss type scenario.

I'm all for Broodaxia making an appearance.

King Riptor · June 2008

How about a Broodax queen? It would counteract all the previous Broodax canon but it'd be okay because it's awesome.

Speed Racer · June 2008

King Riptor wrote: »

How about a Broodax queen? It would counteract all the previous Broodax canon but it'd be okay because it's awesome.

Would she be bristling with nipples?

King Riptor · June 2008

Mushroom Pie wrote: »

King Riptor wrote: »

How about a Broodax queen? It would counteract all the previous Broodax canon but it'd be okay because it's awesome.

Would she be bristling with nipples?

Well yeah. I mean what else would a queen Broodax bristle with ?

TankHammer · June 2008

King Riptor wrote: »

Mushroom Pie wrote: »

King Riptor wrote: »

How about a Broodax queen? It would counteract all the previous Broodax canon but it'd be okay because it's awesome.

Would she be bristling with nipples?

Well yeah. I mean what else would a queen Broodax bristle with ?

Penises?

I'm not familiar with Broodax physiology.

Useless0ne · June 2008

I say Deepcrow-Broodax as a two-part boss. Defeat the Deepcrow shell to unleash the beast from within!

dun dun duuun!

BlackDove · June 2008

I'd go with Deepcrow VS Broodax. Deepcrow being like, the player's helping character, like Annarchy, the cat, or the pink fucker.

Useless0ne · June 2008

That'd be cool, assuming Deep-Crows are friendly beasts. Perhaps after the character breaks them in, less it be domesticated before the player meets it...

...The possibilities are ENDLESS!

MistressKana · July 2008

I suppose to get to the deep crow you'd have to face off with a couple of stagle-men first? I mean a battle to tame the deep crow should totally happen within it's nest, as it's young try to feast on you.

King Riptor · July 2008

If in episode two you can breed Deepcrow and race them then I think we'll all be happy.

FF-Syk · August 2008

Deepcrows, Stalagmen, Broodax, anything else? Maybe the horsepire? (For those who remember it.)

DeMoN · August 2008

You should get Carl riding a Deepcrow to swoop in for massive damage.

Walrus Pete · August 2008

Deep crow is two words you bastards.

It does seem to fit the setting, though.

FF-Syk · August 2008

The Deep Crow seems a bit too powerful. In correct terms, I'd say it's "broken." I mean, the thing is about 50 feet tall, and is old enough to have seen the world be created. Although, if it had Carl on it, I might be able to overlook that.

Smug Duckling · August 2008

FF-Syk wrote: »

The Deep Crow seems a bit too powerful. In correct terms, I'd say it's "broken." I mean, the thing is about 50 feet tall, and is old enough to have seen the world be created. Although, if it had Carl on it, I might be able to overlook that.

Perhaps it's a bit too eldritch for you?

Opunaya · August 2008

I say Brian and his huge bear, William should be a boss in the game.

MistressKana · September 2008

Oh man! I totally forgot about them! They should be a random event character or something. That's one of my favorite comics.

jpv · October 2008

Pokemon-esque deep crow ranch is now my fondest wish.

Buttcleft · October 2008

King Riptor wrote: »

If in episode two you can breed Deepcrow and race them then I think we'll all be happy.

How else would you get the multicolored rainbow striped special secret deepcrow?

MistressKana · October 2008

Oh God, if they put anything remotely pokemonish in the game I think I'd have to commit homocide and then suicide.

Enough with the fucking pokemon. Is it a fun game? Sure, if you haven't played the SAME GODDAMN GAME again and again since you were 10.

It's Penny arcade, and if the Gods are kind it shall remain so.

DanielZKlein · October 2008

Three words:

Deep Crow Mount

Penny Arcade

jack thompson broodax

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