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SANDWICHES ARE THE BEST

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Here is how to make my favorite sandwich

    Start with two slices of think cut sourdough

    Spread best foods mayo on one slice, avocado on the other

    then pile on shredded barbecue chicken, sliced red onion and two slices of jarlsburg cheese

    grill that shit

    enjoy.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2008
    a george foreman grill is essential in the advancement of sandwiches

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    also a burger is totally a sandwich

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    burgers follow different rules

    it can be a subtle difference but it is there

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2008
    if you call a burger a sandwich you may as well be calling a hotdog a sandwich too

  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2008
    my favourite sandwich has sweet chili tuna, swiss, and all-dressed chips

    sometimes indian pickles if i feel like it

  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2008
    my favorite sandwich is, and always will be, bologna and cheese

    I have literally eaten it every day for lunch in school since kindergarten

  • GavinGavin Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I would say that any sandwich that I would really classify as a sandwich must be enjoyable warm or cold, and I just don't see myself enjoying a cold burger.

    But then, some would argue that a philly cheese steak sandwich couldnt be enjoyed cold, whereas that is clearly a sandwich.

    I would argue that, no, it isn't.

  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2008
    my favorite sandwich is, and always will be, bologna and cheese

    I have literally eaten it every day for lunch in school since kindergarten

    my lunch for the past four years has been smoked chicken or turkey and havarti on a dry roll

  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User
    edited July 2008
    Polago wrote: »
    Overstuffed footlong Quizno's italian for $5. Good sandwich today.

    I work at Quiznos. Make that 2.50.

    Also I put all sorts of delicious shit on the subs I make for myself. Sometimes they don't charge me either.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Gavin wrote: »
    I would say that any sandwich that I would really classify as a sandwich must be enjoyable warm or cold, and I just don't see myself enjoying a cold burger.

    But then, some would argue that a philly cheese steak sandwich couldnt be enjoyed cold, whereas that is clearly a sandwich.

    I would argue that, no, it isn't.

    You people are fucking lunatics.

    Making up little rules that only you know about and anybody who doesn't follow is clearly stupid

    If you take bread or a bun and put shit in it

    it's a fucking sandwich

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  • zeenkozeenko Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    How can you enjoy bologna? That poison food eats the paint off of cars, yuck

  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2008
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    do you consider bruchetta a sandwhich

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    do you consider bruchetta a sandwhich

    I say it falls under the subheading "toast"
    but it's bread with shit in it so yes it's a sandwich.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    that is insanity

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  • GavinGavin Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Alright, listen.

    First of all I think we are forgetting hoagies, baguettes, and possibly even grinders.

    I just don't think of sandwich as some all encompassing term for my meal, I think it is a victimized piece of language that is grossly misunderstood.

    We have rules so that we can maintain order in our lives, and I for one believe there needs to be a stricter definition of what is, and is not, a sandwich.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Gavin wrote: »
    Alright, listen.

    I think we are forgetting hoagies, baguettes, and possibly even grinders.

    I just don't think of sandwich as some come all encompassing term for my meal, I think it is a victimized piece of language that is grossly misunderstood.

    We have rules so that we can maintain order in our lives, and I for one believe there needs to be a stricter definition of what is, and is not, a sandwich.

    But with that strict definition comes a plethora of exceptions for specific sandwiches.

    What you need is genres

    each with strict rules

    each falling under the sandwich banner

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2008
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Here is my definition of a sandwich

    Take bread or a bun

    put something on it or in it

    you have made a sandwich

    If you have a better one which doesn't have any "except for rubins" then I'd love to hear it.

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  • GavinGavin Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    Gavin wrote: »
    Alright, listen.

    I think we are forgetting hoagies, baguettes, and possibly even grinders.

    I just don't think of sandwich as some come all encompassing term for my meal, I think it is a victimized piece of language that is grossly misunderstood.

    We have rules so that we can maintain order in our lives, and I for one believe there needs to be a stricter definition of what is, and is not, a sandwich.

    But with that strict definition comes a plethora of exceptions for specific sandwiches.

    What you need is genres

    each with strict rules

    each falling under the sandwich banner

    Alright, pipe.

    I can see where you're coming from, and I think we can put this to bed.

    I propose that under this new sandwich rule, this... sandreich, it is agreeable to classify all bunned goods as sandwiches, HOWEVER:

    1) it is very important that when making any reference whatsoever to a sandwich with any specifics, you will classify that under a very specific sandwich name.

    You have noted that a literal plethora of new sandwiches must be created, and I say that we will use them.

    2) Any man found guilty of sandwich treason is held under the fullest contempt of the law.

  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User
    edited July 2008
    Killjoy wrote: »
    i can't tell which of you i'm supposed to call a fascist
    best fucking post

    All things appear and disappear because of the concurrence of causes and conditions. Nothing ever exists entirely alone; everything is in relation to everything else.
  • MolotovCockatooMolotovCockatoo Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    1. get a job at jason's deli

    2.
    broccoli+spinach pita wrap

    grilled chicken strips

    fresh sliced red and yellow bell peppers

    pepper jack cheese

    pico de gallo

    shredded cheddar cheese

    ranchero seasoning

    jalapenos

    run it through the holman

    ranch dressing

    =

    ranchero galactico (tm)

    Killjoy wrote: »
    No jeez Orik why do you assume the worst about people?

    Because he moderates an internet forum

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  • GavinGavin Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    1. get a job at jason's deli

    2.
    broccoli+spinach pita wrap

    grilled chicken strips

    fresh sliced red and yellow bell peppers

    pepper jack cheese

    pico de gallo

    shredded cheddar cheese

    ranchero seasoning

    jalapenos

    run it through the holman

    ranch dressing

    =

    ranchero galactico (tm)

    I'm intrigued.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Fari is gonna take me to Katz Deli when I'm in New York and I am excited.

    I am gonna ask for a pastrami, cottage cheese and banana bread sandwich.

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  • XhaztolXhaztol Registered User
    edited July 2008
    Lately I've really been enjoying sliced red or white onion on my sandwiches. I used to hate onions. Am I becoming a man?

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  • GavinGavin Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    Fari is gonna take me to Katz Deli when I'm in New York and I am excited.

    I am gonna ask for a pastrami, cottage cheese and banana bread sandwich.

    Fuck you.

    Banana bread doesn't belong here.

  • zeenkozeenko Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Xhaztol wrote: »
    Lately I've really been enjoying sliced red or white onion on my sandwiches. I used to hate onions. Am I becoming a man?

    grill those onions and we may put it under consideration

  • GavinGavin Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Xhaztol wrote: »
    Lately I've really been enjoying sliced red or white onion on my sandwiches. I used to hate onions. Am I becoming a man?

    I like onions on my italian subs, but I don't really know if they're red or white that I like.

    Is one of those options sweet?

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
  • GavinGavin Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    zeenko wrote: »
    Xhaztol wrote: »
    Lately I've really been enjoying sliced red or white onion on my sandwiches. I used to hate onions. Am I becoming a man?

    grill those onions and we may put it under consideration

    Oh jesus, now I'm hungry for a sandwich with grilled onions on it.

    How the fuck do I get grilled onions at one god damned thirty.

  • XhaztolXhaztol Registered User
    edited July 2008
    zeenko wrote: »
    Xhaztol wrote: »
    Lately I've really been enjoying sliced red or white onion on my sandwiches. I used to hate onions. Am I becoming a man?

    grill those onions and we may put it under consideration

    I like both sides of the onion fence in regards to sandwiches.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    You know what are awesome? Onion strings

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  • XhaztolXhaztol Registered User
    edited July 2008
    Gavin wrote: »
    Xhaztol wrote: »
    Lately I've really been enjoying sliced red or white onion on my sandwiches. I used to hate onions. Am I becoming a man?

    I like onions on my italian subs, but I don't really know if they're red or white that I like.

    Is one of those options sweet?

    I find the red ones have bit more ZEST to them, so maybe the white is the sweeter.

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    A sandwich requires two pieces of bread with stuff between.

    Open face sandwiches do not exist.

  • RialeRiale Registered User
    edited July 2008
    How do we feel about wraps?

    Can they coexist peacefully as a sort of sandwich subset, or is there going to be some rivalry happening?

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  • GavinGavin Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Xhaztol wrote: »
    Gavin wrote: »
    Xhaztol wrote: »
    Lately I've really been enjoying sliced red or white onion on my sandwiches. I used to hate onions. Am I becoming a man?

    I like onions on my italian subs, but I don't really know if they're red or white that I like.

    Is one of those options sweet?

    I find the red ones have bit more ZEST to them, so maybe the white is the sweeter.

    But when you say sweet, I mean, it still tastes like a god damned onion.

    I know that somewhere, somehow, exists an onion which is truely sweet, perhaps exempt of any real onion flavour at all.

    But I can only imagine...

  • XhaztolXhaztol Registered User
    edited July 2008
    I'm pretty sure you have to have a puffy baked outer shell to be a sandwich of any kind.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2008
    a wrap is a wrap unless someone calls it a sandwich

    then reality realigns so it becomes a sandwich

  • GavinGavin Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    SirToasty wrote: »
    A sandwich requires two pieces of bread with stuff between.

    Open face sandwiches do not exist.

    An open faced sandwich is a pile of bull-shit.

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