Again, re-enforcing the notion of them being demons of the deep.
You know if a shark comes swimming around you, yeah there is a chance it will eat you. But the number of shark attacks versus shark encounters shows it's not exactly a done deal.
Now if a jellyfish comes at you while you are swimming. You. Are. Fucked.
a dude from the temple i go to, he's from cape erimo in japan
they've got sharks that come by periodically through-out the year
big fucking sharks
who have never attacked a person in the recorded history of people living in that area.
he's like "if they swim up to you, you just shove em away or bop them on the nose"
and then he's like "what you really gotta watch for is jellyfish, as they will kill you. you will get stung, your legs will cramp up, and you'll drown. they kill a few people now and again, it gets in the news when it happens"
Rank, what is your opinion of compressed gas knives? They deliver frozen compressed gas that is the size of a basketball at 850psi into whatever you stab.
Basically, imagine a paladin's bubble skills in WoW. Only it lasts 30 seconds, costs almost no mana, and the paladin can still fight at 100% capability during it
My pali bubble only lasts 10 seconds, but it costs almost no mana, and I can still fight at 100% capacity. ;-)
Please. You cannot fight and hearth at the same time. Silly people.
nah, they're stupid and gay and any experienced diver would not waste money on one
Because experienced divers know that anything short of a thermonuclear device is going to prove futile in the face of a Jellyfish bearing down on you all STING STING STING AHHHH
nah, they're stupid and gay and any experienced diver would not waste money on one
Because experienced divers know that anything short of a thermonuclear device is going to prove futile in the face of a Jellyfish bearing down on you all STING STING STING AHHHH
nah, they're stupid and gay and any experienced diver would not waste money on one
Because experienced divers know that anything short of a thermonuclear device is going to prove futile in the face of a Jellyfish bearing down on you all STING STING STING AHHHH
uh
yeah, sure dude
I think Scarab has suffered the indignity of someone peeing on him. I also think a jellyfish may have stung him once, possibly on a trip to Wales.
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edited July 2008
what about those little itty bitty jellyfish that have a sting so intense that barely brushing one at all with exposed skin will send you into the most intense burning pain you can imagine for three days straight if it doesn't outright kill you and not even morphine will cut through the agony
what about those little itty bitty jellyfish that have a sting so intense that barely brushing one at all with exposed skin will send you into the most intense burning pain you can imagine for three days straight if it doesn't outright kill you and not even morphine will cut through the agony
what about those little itty bitty jellyfish that have a sting so intense that barely brushing one at all with exposed skin will send you into the most intense burning pain you can imagine for three days straight if it doesn't outright kill you and not even morphine will cut through the agony
that's pretty metal I guess
Yeah but they don't know if they stung you or not. They just aimlessly drift about, but a shark knows you are from 6 miles away and is toying with you just for shits and giggles.
nah, they're stupid and gay and any experienced diver would not waste money on one
Because experienced divers know that anything short of a thermonuclear device is going to prove futile in the face of a Jellyfish bearing down on you all STING STING STING AHHHH
uh
yeah, sure dude
I think Scarab has suffered the indignity of someone peeing on him. I also think a jellyfish may have stung him once, possibly on a trip to Wales.
Visited llandudno once and saw a huge jellyfish on the beach. we spent the next forty five fucking minutes throwing rocks at it until it was literally a pulpy mush staining the sand.
This was, granted, about 15-16 years ago but still, doing our part.
Fuck jellyfish. never been stung though. but they just float there, like a land mine or something completely sectioning off areas of the sea. even the shitty tiny ones. then you get this:
what about those little itty bitty jellyfish that have a sting so intense that barely brushing one at all with exposed skin will send you into the most intense burning pain you can imagine for three days straight if it doesn't outright kill you and not even morphine will cut through the agony
that's pretty metal I guess
Yeah but they don't know if they stung you or not. They just aimlessly drift about, but a shark knows you are from 6 miles away and is toying with you just for shits and giggles.
what about those little itty bitty jellyfish that have a sting so intense that barely brushing one at all with exposed skin will send you into the most intense burning pain you can imagine for three days straight if it doesn't outright kill you and not even morphine will cut through the agony
that's pretty metal I guess
Yeah but they don't know if they stung you or not. They just aimlessly drift about, but a shark knows you are from 6 miles away and is toying with you just for shits and giggles.
sharks aren't smart enough to toy
now dolphins, they'll toy with you
but their idea of fun is to rape you
And to think people get upset that the sexual predators of the sea end up in a few cans of tuna.
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They must have some pretty awesome telomeres.
correct, actually
it's the hydra genus
essentially, hydra don't really age
eventually, they revert to an infant stage and are reborn
a single hydra, barring disease or injury, is effectively immortal
You know if a shark comes swimming around you, yeah there is a chance it will eat you. But the number of shark attacks versus shark encounters shows it's not exactly a done deal.
Now if a jellyfish comes at you while you are swimming. You. Are. Fucked.
they've got sharks that come by periodically through-out the year
big fucking sharks
who have never attacked a person in the recorded history of people living in that area.
he's like "if they swim up to you, you just shove em away or bop them on the nose"
and then he's like "what you really gotta watch for is jellyfish, as they will kill you. you will get stung, your legs will cramp up, and you'll drown. they kill a few people now and again, it gets in the news when it happens"
sharks have cognitive thinking going on. Should I eat this surfer? Yes or no.
With Jellyfish it is always yes.
when I came out of the water I was covered in baby jellyfish or something
commence HOLY FUCK GET THEM OFF
Yeah but if you get a beached shark that fucker can still bite, a beached jellyfish? Yeah that's getting thrown at girls.
I bet this means they are really careful about fucking strange jellyfish at the club. None of that, well they don't look sick shit.
and then the sand rubs against your flip flops while you walk oh God it sucks
jellyfish are scyphozoa and hydra are hydrozoa
Punch that sucker into a watermelon and fire.
Please. You cannot fight and hearth at the same time. Silly people.
Because experienced divers know that anything short of a thermonuclear device is going to prove futile in the face of a Jellyfish bearing down on you all STING STING STING AHHHH
yeah, sure dude
i stand corrected!
I think Scarab has suffered the indignity of someone peeing on him. I also think a jellyfish may have stung him once, possibly on a trip to Wales.
that's pretty metal I guess
trank: what is crazier is that the pain probably wont kill you; the mortality rate for those jellyfish is very low
there was a quote by someone who got stung by one that was something like 'i didn't know a person could feel that much pain and not die'
Yeah but they don't know if they stung you or not. They just aimlessly drift about, but a shark knows you are from 6 miles away and is toying with you just for shits and giggles.
And peeing on someone who was stung by a jelly fish may not help, but it sure makes for a good story.
Visited llandudno once and saw a huge jellyfish on the beach. we spent the next forty five fucking minutes throwing rocks at it until it was literally a pulpy mush staining the sand.
This was, granted, about 15-16 years ago but still, doing our part.
Fuck jellyfish. never been stung though. but they just float there, like a land mine or something completely sectioning off areas of the sea. even the shitty tiny ones. then you get this:
Fuck that shit. It has no eyes.
now dolphins, they'll toy with you
but their idea of fun is to rape you
Small world
I live there
And I hate jellyfish
This is not a good combination
And to think people get upset that the sexual predators of the sea end up in a few cans of tuna.