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10000 Years From Now

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    Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I'm also curious as to how all this nanites stuff is going to turn out, and whether it's all a bunch of hopeful crap as well.
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    ...right?

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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    We should all be the same person

    Gattaca all up ins

    Screw the dynamic human spirit of the individual, intricate and wholly unique person

    hive mind ending

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    But just think Pony, this same technology will allow soldiers to go to war without conscience or morals. They'll obey their orders without question! The perfect soldier! Guilt and compassion can go the way of the dodo as each individual achieves greatness in the perfect capitalist society!

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Oh come on, Pony, be serious. A lot of people don't use 100% of their brains.

    Nads on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    BYToady wrote: »
    But just think Pony, this same technology will allow soldiers to go to war without conscience or morals. They'll obey their orders without question! The perfect soldier! Guilt and compassion can go the way of the dodo as each individual achieves greatness in the perfect capitalist society!

    until you try to turn them off

    i cast vin diesel in the lead

    asia argento as the sexy genetics genius who is trying to help restore his humanity

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Nads wrote: »
    Oh come on, Pony, be serious. A lot of people don't use 100% of their brains.

    lol da souf

    Pony on
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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    War has changed

    it's not longer about..... egh....

    I felt like I watched a movie when I played that game. And not a very well acted one.

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I'm pretty sure the world will fall apart once people can turn themselves into sociopathic A-type personalities for 20 bucks down at the Cyber-Wall-Mart.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    years ago one of my docs asked me "if we could give you a drug to make your ASPD just go away, and you'd think like a normal person, would you take it?"

    no fucking way

    not a chance in hell

    my condition might make my life hard in lots of ways

    but it's the only way i know, it's the only mind i've ever thought with. the idea that something, some drug no less, could just go and remove a fundamental aspect of who i am as a person is terrifying.

    I wouldn't mind being autistic for a day

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    years ago one of my docs asked me "if we could give you a drug to make your ASPD just go away, and you'd think like a normal person, would you take it?"

    no fucking way

    not a chance in hell

    my condition might make my life hard in lots of ways

    but it's the only way i know, it's the only mind i've ever thought with. the idea that something, some drug no less, could just go and remove a fundamental aspect of who i am as a person is terrifying.

    I wouldn't mind being autistic for a day

    call me old fashioned but by gum i've gotten accustomed to how my brain operates

    i am not comfortable with screwing with that except on a temporary basis (ie drugs for funtimes)

    something permanently altering to my brainthinks is pretty scary

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Waka Laka wrote: »
    I'm also curious as to how all this nanites stuff is going to turn out, and whether it's all a bunch of hopeful crap as well.
    deus-ex.jpg

    ...right?

    I would just want the targeting augmentation so that I know all the tactical data about everyone I meet.

    Hopefully there'd be a third party mod for the software that would assign hilarious names based on their appearance.

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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    And with neural prosthesis, you can!

    Imagine, being able to upload different drivers into your mind to fundamentally change the way you think!

    Completely altering who you are as easily as buying a new pair of pants!

    Download celebrity thought patterns directly!

    Want to become a doctor? No sweat! Years of education, training, and knowledge all in one hard earned data file!

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The first things people will be able to upload to their brain will be porn. First person point of view porn in particular.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i got a weird fascination with post-apocalyptic fiction

    TV, video games, movies, comics, etc.

    the sort of stuff interests me

    but morbidly so

    because it both repulses and terrifies me

    i'm actually scared shitless of something horrible happening to the world at large and all our infrastructure and societal veneers going to shit at once

    road warrior gave me a panic attack when i was a kid

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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    God I can't wait until the human soul itself becomes a consumer based commodity


    That's when we've truly come down from the trees

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    BYToady wrote: »
    The first things people will be able to upload to their brain will be porn. First person point of view porn in particular.

    yeah if the internet has taught us anything it's that any new form of data transfer or information acquisition will be firstly used for illicit purposes

    Pony on
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    Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Shorty wrote: »
    Waka Laka wrote: »
    I'm also curious as to how all this nanites stuff is going to turn out, and whether it's all a bunch of hopeful crap as well.
    deus-ex.jpg

    ...right?

    I would just want the targeting augmentation so that I know all the tactical data about everyone I meet.

    Hopefully there'd be a third party mod for the software that would assign hilarious names based on their appearance.

    That would help in Thailand.

    Target - Generic Tourist
    Target - Shopkeep
    Target - Lady - Caution! Scans indicate lack of female phermones. Possibly not born a woman. Suggest immediate withdrawal from verbal or physical contact.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Target - Ham Planet (Suggested Tactic: Distract with pork product, make hasty retreat)

    Shorty on
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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    years ago one of my docs asked me "if we could give you a drug to make your ASPD just go away, and you'd think like a normal person, would you take it?"

    no fucking way

    not a chance in hell

    my condition might make my life hard in lots of ways

    but it's the only way i know, it's the only mind i've ever thought with. the idea that something, some drug no less, could just go and remove a fundamental aspect of who i am as a person is terrifying.

    But what if you could stop taking it? Like, you spend a month thinking like a normal person, and if you don't like it then you just go back to the crazy old line breaks-galore Pony we all know and love.


    As for the future, I imagine that in ten thousand years, the individual will contend with the demands of an increasingly complex society whilst attempting to satisfy his own pleasures. Sometimes difficult, sometimes easy, every man will define himself, and be defined, by how he resolves this duality.

    Nothing will really change, is what I'm saying.

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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I made a 3 hour DVD for my bio class as my final last semester that was all about these subjects


    although, 1000 years from now, I just see either a scortched little ball of rock in space, or something most definetly non-human. Technology taking over for the biological.

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    The first things people will be able to upload to their brain will be porn. First person point of view porn in particular.

    yeah if the internet has taught us anything it's that any new form of data transfer or information acquisition will be firstly used for illicit purposes

    The second thing that will be uploaded into people's brains are going to be the viruses.

    Because you just know that whatever software controls the interface between humans and machines is going to be exploited. And probably windows based.

    BYToady on
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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    alternatively: singularity and technology mimicing magic and nerds everywhere URP BUH BUR BUR

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    kazhiim you are becoming tfs

    stop that

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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Someone said that the singularity was basically the rapture for nerds

    That was pretty spot on

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Am I?

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Davoid wrote: »
    Someone said that the singularity was basically the rapture for nerds

    That was pretty spot on

    in the singularity the fact that they are socially retarded and completely pathetic is irrelevant

    all are one, so nothing matters

    it's like buddhism for the world of warcraft generation

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Am I?

    you're appending retard noises to your posts about nerds on the internet

    that is something tfs does

    don't do that

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    It was a reference to a comic Juan did once!

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    why do people have to make the future sound so lame

    I want to be able to indulge my every whim without consequence, not be part of some space intelligence

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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    You won't care about your whims


    when the space intelligence gets you!

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    why do people have to make the future sound so lame

    I want to be able to indulge my every whim without consequence, not be part of some space intelligence

    i just want the life i have now but more convenient and with better, faster technology and higher quality medicine for cheaper

    so basically i just want what i got now but slightly better

    i don't need a new life, just an upgrade

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    Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    why do people have to make the future sound so lame

    I want to be able to indulge my every whim without consequence, not be part of some space intelligence


    All I can see is a redneck with a shotgun shooting cans off fenceposts.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    It was a reference to a comic Juan did once!

    who the fuck is juan

    who the fuck cares who that is except a bunch of nerds on the internet

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    In ten thousand years.

    Anything is possible.

    We could be living on an alien planet where all the plants are made of chocolate

    or inhabited by blue alien space babes who pleasure humans for sport

    but in all these possibilities

    of all the things that could potentially happen I know one thing is certain

    pony will still type posts

    one thought per line

    over

    and

    over

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    scarab will still be making the same jokes raneados made two years ago

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    In ten thousand years.

    Anything is possible.

    We could be living on an alien planet where all the plants are made of chocolate

    or inhabited by blue alien space babes who pleasure humans for sport

    but in all these possibilities

    of all the things that could potentially happen I know one thing is certain

    pony will still type posts

    one thought per line

    over

    and

    over

    I'm pretty bad at that, but no one has noticed yet, tee hee

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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    they say you brade runner

    go now to the offworld colonies!

    I've.... seen things you... people wouldn't believe...

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    Space travel will become technologically simple; space habitation, however, will never grow. Much like Antarctica today, humanity will find vacuum to be perpetually inhospitable, suited only to ventures of scientific inquiry.


    Altpost: colonies on erry planet (including the gas ones) leading to divergent evolution of the human race and galactic wars between our alien descendants

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    Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    At least it's not as bad as people who leave Catch phrases after each post

    "Good luck"

    " - X Y Z person"

    "Peace, out"

    ...and so forth.

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    It's not a joke.

    It is the truth.

    And more worryingly, I do the exact same thing.

    I guess my increasing use of IM is the cause.

    I'm not really complaining.

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