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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Man I hate when dudes in a the h/a forum give men way way too much slack because they are socially maladjusted fuck whits to. It's like "Just in case you're my girlfriend uhh treat this guy with love and respect he may just have a ton of emotional baggage that is choking this relationship, but eventually he'll come around maybe I dunno, all the same you should suffer for him!"

  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2008
    Shark eating seal was one of the best moments of Planet Earth.

  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2008
    JPants wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    JPants wrote: »
    Tonight will be job and apartment hunting night. I'm not looking forward to it (thus why i've been putting it off) but it's coming down to the wire (5 weeks) so i gotta do it.

    Medo, find me a job and a home, kthx.

    Find me a house to buy and I'll rent this condo to you

    I'm like 90% sure i can't afford your place.

    Friends and family discount!

  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited July 2008
  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    Shark eating seal was one of the best moments of Planet Earth.

    I kinda want to compile screenshots of the best moments

    shark eating a seal
    arctic fox steals a baby goose
    bird of paradise putting on a display
    lions taking down an elephant
    snow leopard chasing a mountain goat
    mushrooms growing out of insects

    Man there are a lot

  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    JPants wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    JPants wrote: »
    Tonight will be job and apartment hunting night. I'm not looking forward to it (thus why i've been putting it off) but it's coming down to the wire (5 weeks) so i gotta do it.

    Medo, find me a job and a home, kthx.

    Find me a house to buy and I'll rent this condo to you

    I'm like 90% sure i can't afford your place.

    Friends and family discount!

    Ha!

    Actually, i'm looking at a place in Gresham. I think the appartment is going to be the easier of the 2 to find.

    And on that note, i head home. Later all.

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Best nature videos ever:

    *Orca jumps out of water, slides over ice, grabs seal on his way back into the water.

    *That crazy bird that imitates chainsaws.

  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited July 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    *That crazy bird that imitates chainsaws.
    Hey guys, no need to cut these trees down. I’ve got it covered!

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Best nature videos ever:

    *Orca jumps out of water, slides over ice, grabs seal on his way back into the water.

    *That crazy bird that imitates chainsaws.

    Second one is fake, but that bird is still cool

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Fighting the War on String Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Those moments all sound horrifying.

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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I saw this one thing on planet earth where they showed this huuuuuuge flock of migrating white birds in the everglades or something. They were in a helicopter, zoomed in on just a few birds, and then kept zooming out, and out, and out, and out and there were just birds everywhere and they were little specs and I was all "oooohhh"

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Best nature videos ever:

    *Orca jumps out of water, slides over ice, grabs seal on his way back into the water.

    *That crazy bird that imitates chainsaws.
    Second one is fake, but that bird is still cool
    Wait, really? That's so disappointing.

  • ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Fuck that woman going "oh god oh no!!"

    It's nature, bitch
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Best nature videos ever:

    *Orca jumps out of water, slides over ice, grabs seal on his way back into the water.

    *That crazy bird that imitates chainsaws.
    Second one is fake, but that bird is still cool
    Okay, where did you hear it was fake, Medo?

  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Best nature videos ever:

    *Orca jumps out of water, slides over ice, grabs seal on his way back into the water.

    *That crazy bird that imitates chainsaws.

    Crazy coordination

  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited July 2008
    Bah!

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Fighting the War on String Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Tobey McGuire is such a little kid in Pleasantville.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Fighting the War on String Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Seriously his voice is still cracking

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Free blowjobs here!

    344B2YT.gifsteamicon48x48.gif Know about web development? I need your help with my professional site!
  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Echo hurf durfs often.

  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2008
    Fuck that women going "oh god oh no!!"

    It's nature, bitch

  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    i stopped watching Doc's video at 2 minutes in and just assumed the orcas were pushing the seal and his little floaty ice home off into the sunset on a magical journey.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    wazilla wrote: »
    i stopped watching Doc's video at 2 minutes in and just assumed the orcas were pushing the seal and his little floaty ice home off into the sunset on a magical journey.

    That's the same way I read your horrible sex mishaps, I assume things worked out and you didn't lose a corn cob up your hoo hoo... :P

  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2008
    Doc wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Best nature videos ever:

    *Orca jumps out of water, slides over ice, grabs seal on his way back into the water.

    *That crazy bird that imitates chainsaws.

    Crazy coordination

    Awesome video. My brother was looking and the whole time saying "why don't they just jump?!"

  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    i stopped watching Doc's video at 2 minutes in and just assumed the orcas were pushing the seal and his little floaty ice home off into the sunset on a magical journey.

    That's the same way I read your horrible sex mishaps, I assume things worked out and you didn't lose a corn cob up your hoo hoo... :P

    my horrible sex mishaps would be much more interesting than that.

  • ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Fuck that women going "oh god oh no!!"

    It's nature, bitch

    You're awesome.

    Medopine wrote: »
    Fuck that woman going "oh god oh no!!"

    It's nature, bitch
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    wazilla wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    i stopped watching Doc's video at 2 minutes in and just assumed the orcas were pushing the seal and his little floaty ice home off into the sunset on a magical journey.

    That's the same way I read your horrible sex mishaps, I assume things worked out and you didn't lose a corn cob up your hoo hoo... :P

    my horrible sex mishaps would be much more interesting than that.

    Than a seal getting eaten by orcas? Or corn cobs in hoo hoos?

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Fighting the War on String Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Fuck that women going "oh god oh no!!"

    It's nature, bitch

    doesn't make it not horrfying

    man I forgot how lovely Pleasantville is!

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  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2008
    I guess I just love whales

    one time an orca ate half my brother's salmon that he had on the line

    true story

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Tobey McGuire is such a little kid in Pleasantville.
    I spent the 40 minutes or so of Spider-Man 3 I saw wishing I could punch him in the face

    That face is so punchable

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Fighting the War on String Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Tobey McGuire is such a little kid in Pleasantville.
    I spent the 40 minutes or so of Spider-Man 3 I saw wishing I could punch him in the face

    That face is so punchable

    He's very unassuming in pleasantville honestly. I know what you mean but I don't feel like punching him in this movie.

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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    i stopped watching Doc's video at 2 minutes in and just assumed the orcas were pushing the seal and his little floaty ice home off into the sunset on a magical journey.

    That's the same way I read your horrible sex mishaps, I assume things worked out and you didn't lose a corn cob up your hoo hoo... :P

    my horrible sex mishaps would be much more interesting than that.

    Than a seal getting eaten by orcas? Or corn cobs in hoo hoos?

    I'd say it would be ordered as follows:

    seal getting eaten by orca > my horrible sex mishaps > corn cobs in hoo hoos

    Of course, there may be room for some overlap... so it's really more of a combination linear scale/venn diagram.

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Fighting the War on String Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    medo you're great though

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited July 2008
    All I can think when I watch that video is "Magus Sisters: DELTA ATTACK!"

    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Spoiler:
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I DEMAND EVIDENCE THAT CHAINSAW BIRD IS FAKED

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Fighting the War on String Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    what are wazilla's sex mishaps

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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    what are wazilla's sex mishaps
    I don't actually know... I'm just going with it though.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Does crying count as a mishap

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited July 2008
    wazilla wrote: »
    what are wazilla's sex mishaps
    I don't actually know... I'm just going with it though.

    This is in fact how most sex mishaps take place.

    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Spoiler:
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    oh god now i have rhianna stuck in the head

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
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