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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    Gorilla Salad wrote: »
    Fuck. I think I have a cavity.
    You’ll need one if you want in on the orgy.

    I poop things on my site and twitter
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  • ElkiElki Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    I want to be in the beta :(

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  • HacksawHacksaw The "New Scum" Registered User regular
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    Largest orgy I've been a part of was around thirty, give or a take a few tits and balls.

    By been a part of, I mean walked in on, blinked, and left.
    We want... information.

    INFORMATION.

    Information?

    It was a rave back in an abandoned library about three years ago.

    Walked into the wrong room I guess.
    What were you doing at a rave?

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    stilist wrote: »
    Gorilla Salad wrote: »
    Fuck. I think I have a cavity.
    You’ll need one if you want in on the orgy.

    Hi5

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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Registered User regular
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    Largest orgy I've been a part of was around thirty, give or a take a few tits and balls.

    By been a part of, I mean walked in on, blinked, and left.

    A bit later, were you like "Goddamnit mum, can you please make sure your guests leave by the time I finish soccer practice!"?

    I'm surprised you were the first to say something like that.

    Is that because I'm so reserved or because there were a bunch of posts between?

    What I see sees me.
    SODOMISE INTOLERANCE
    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    Largest orgy I've been a part of was around thirty, give or a take a few tits and balls.

    By been a part of, I mean walked in on, blinked, and left.
    We want... information.

    INFORMATION.

    Information?

    It was a rave back in an abandoned library about three years ago.

    Walked into the wrong room I guess.
    What were you doing at a rave?
    One of my girl friends wanted someone there so she wouldn't get raped. It was in a shitty part of town.

    @ap0: Ahaha. Definitely the latter.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Gorilla Salad wrote: »
    Fuck. I think I have a cavity.
    You’ll need one if you want in on the orgy.

    Hi5
    *applause*

    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    A girl gave me a raver bracelet at work the other day. All rainbow and shit with my name on it. No idea what she expected me to do with it though.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    She expected you to bang the shit out of her.

    Get a new sig, Quiz.

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    http://www.penny-arcade.com/2008/08/01/pax-east-coast-2010/

    Yes.

    Yes.

    So, any idea where yet? God, I hope it's Atlanta.

    Spoiler:
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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    She expected you to bang the shit out of her.

    Get a new sig, Quiz.
    I do not approve of shortening Inquisitor's name to Qui anything.

    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    Quid wrote: »
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    She expected you to bang the shit out of her.

    Get a new sig, Quiz.
    I do not approve of shortening Inquisitor's name to Qui anything.
    Inquidzitor

    I poop things on my site and twitter
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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    A girl gave me a raver bracelet at work the other day. All rainbow and shit with my name on it. No idea what she expected me to do with it though.

    She wanted you to have her STDs.

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    stilist wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    She expected you to bang the shit out of her.

    Get a new sig, Quiz.
    I do not approve of shortening Inquisitor's name to Qui anything.
    Inquidzitor
    This is why you can't have blue.

    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    She expected you to bang the shit out of her.

    Get a new sig, Quiz.
    I do not approve of shortening Inquisitor's name to Qui anything.
    Inquidzitor
    This is why you can't have blue.
    Quid I'm going to call you "Rad's Bitch" from now on since your name is too short.

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    I appreciate what they're doing, but god damn it Adult Swim The Brak Show was never fucking funny.

    Spoiler:
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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    I’m blue, navy blue
    I’m as blue as I can be
    ‘Cause my [da-dum] boy
    Said ‘ship ahoy’
    And joined the Nayayvey

    I poop things on my site and twitter
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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    Yes, I corrected it.

    I poop things on my site and twitter
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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    stilist wrote: »
    I’m blue, baby blue
    I’m as blue as I can be
    ‘Cause my [da-dum] boy
    Said ‘ship ahoy’
    And joined the Nayayvey

    Eiffel 65?

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    She expected you to bang the shit out of her.

    Get a new sig, Quiz.
    I do not approve of shortening Inquisitor's name to Qui anything.
    Inquidzitor
    This is why you can't have blue.
    Quid I'm going to call you "Rad's Bitch" from now on since your name is too short.
    That's fine.

    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    A girl gave me a raver bracelet at work the other day. All rainbow and shit with my name on it. No idea what she expected me to do with it though.

    My guess is "wear it."

    Radical, I know.

    What I see sees me.
    SODOMISE INTOLERANCE
    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
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  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    stilist wrote: »
    I’m blue, navy blue
    I’m as blue as I can be
    ‘Cause my [da-dum] boy
    Said ‘ship ahoy’
    And joined the Nayayvey

    I totally always sang that song at work.

    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Like some sort of raptor or the Great panda, Rad cannot properly initiate egg preparation if she senses a disturbance within her environment.
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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    She expected you to bang the shit out of her.

    Get a new sig, Quiz.
    I do not approve of shortening Inquisitor's name to Qui anything.
    Inquidzitor
    This is why you can't have blue.
    Quid I'm going to call you "Rad's Bitch" from now on since your name is too short.
    That's fine.

    That way we can also call Inquisitor Quizzy.

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  • HacksawHacksaw The "New Scum" Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    A girl gave me a raver bracelet at work the other day. All rainbow and shit with my name on it. No idea what she expected me to do with it though.
    What Zen said.

    Alternatively, she wanted you to give her some X. You're not holding out on her, are you, Quizzy?

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    I'm not even half way through this case.

    I should make fries.

    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    I’m blue, baby blue
    I’m as blue as I can be
    ‘Cause my [da-dum] boy
    Said ‘ship ahoy’
    And joined the Nayayvey
    Eiffel 65?
    Naw, the one that was big in the ‘60s.

    I poop things on my site and twitter
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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    radroadkill wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    I’m blue, navy blue
    I’m as blue as I can be
    ‘Cause my [da-dum] boy
    Said ‘ship ahoy’
    And joined the Nayayvey
    I totally always sang that song at work.
    :^:

    I poop things on my site and twitter
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  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    stilist wrote: »
    radroadkill wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    I’m blue, navy blue
    I’m as blue as I can be
    ‘Cause my [da-dum] boy
    Said ‘ship ahoy’
    And joined the Nayayvey
    I totally always sang that song at work.
    :^:

    We had a 50s/60s station they put on sometimes. It was great. Stray Cats came on too.

    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Like some sort of raptor or the Great panda, Rad cannot properly initiate egg preparation if she senses a disturbance within her environment.
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    She expected you to bang the shit out of her.

    Get a new sig, Quiz.

    I banged the shit out of someone else.

    And I like my sig.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Also I have no X.

    And she's a little chubby. Her friends however? Good fucking god. Too bad they are like...16 or something.

    Hey zen, wanna make a road trip down to cali?

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    She expected you to bang the shit out of her.

    Get a new sig, Quiz.

    I banged the shit out of someone else.

    And I like my sig.
    That cosplayer is so great. Even with the gun.

    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
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  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k Registered User regular
    I am desparately trying to track down the track "Battle Of The Planets" from the album "Beats By Dope Demand Vol.4" (edit: legally). It's a real bugger, but that's half the fun of trying to get these tunes.

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Little more than three more hours and I will have a sig stilist approves of.

    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Also I have no X.

    And she's a little chubby. Her friends however? Good fucking god. Too bad they are like...16 or something.

    Hey zen, wanna make a road trip down to cali?
    Fuck no. Not with gas prices.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    But they are so young and supple and nubile Zen!

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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    Quid wrote: »
    Little more than three more hours and I will have a sig stilist approves of.
    Now I’m curious.

    I poop things on my site and twitter
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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    But they are so young and supple and nubile Zen!
    Maybe if you get a new sig.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Maybe if you suggest me a new sig?

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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    Squirminator2k wrote: »
    I am desparately trying to track down the track "Battle Of The Planets" from the album "Beats By Dope Demand Vol.4" (edit: legally). It's a real bugger, but that's half the fun of trying to get these tunes.
    There is a certain enjoyment to tracking things down. I’m always pleased when I can untangle internet musicians’ identity.

    I poop things on my site and twitter
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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Maybe if you suggest me a new sig?
    God damnit do I have to do everything.

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